PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Rob Ray]

(Liaison committee link btw): Parliamentlive.tv

 

[Plumdaff]

Some of those kids will be government ministers in a few minutes

 

[elbows]

I see the BBC live updates page now has this sort of thing:

A senior ally of the PM told the BBC: "It's now a question of how he exits."

The MP said they had pledged the PM full support but added: "This is not sustainable."

They also predicted the leadership contest would be a disaster for the Conservative Party.

15:18 of https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62048657

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[SpookyFrank]

I hope he clings on beyond all absurdity.

That wish was granted some months back.

 

[Storm Fox]

The questioner (Sorry I don't know her name) ATM is tearing him a new one regarding immigration and Lebedev.

 

[spitfire]

 

[two sheds]

I'm just hoping he'll sack everyone in a fit of petulance and we'll have photos of him sat alone in the cabinet meetings gathering opinions from himself. "Spiffing idea Boris, what do you think Boris?" "I agree with Boris".

 

[Calamity1971]

Committee asking him about lebedev and meeting him without aides. Err err..
'Are you having a lapse of memory again prime minister '

 

[xenon]

Wonder if he will start his own party, can graft money out of the gullible, get plenty of attention and get revenge on the tories at the next election.

100% no. He’ll just coin in with the after dinner speeches, anti-you think tank stuff. Newspapers, book tour.

 

[Calamity1971]

The questioner (Sorry I don't know her name) ATM is tearing him a new one regarding immigration and Lebedev.

Yep, she was good. He's losing it.

 

[two sheds]

*rubs hands waiting for the edited highlights"

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Yep, she was good. He's losing it.

He's struggling, it's as if his mind is on something else, I wonder what.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[brogdale]

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According to Sky...31 as I type...

 

[spitfire]

According to Sky...31 as I type...

I'll stop now sorry.

 

[cupid_stunt]

In the last few hours, it's been running at an average of one every 10 minutes.

 

[Rob Ray]

Three people gone since he started talking - "we've got a wealth of talent" he says, except no-one wants to work for him

 

[steveseagull]

 

[bimble]

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I'll stop now sorry.

You can’t stop now it’s your duty to carry on.

 

[brogdale]

Bit of a lull at the moment...tea break?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Haha, how many can they get up to before he finishes in the committee. I wonder if someone is giving him updates as he goes or if he'll just get a big number at the end?

 

[petee]

i have no business on this thread but i can't stop watching.

 

[spitfire]

You can’t stop now it’s your duty to carry on.

But I'll get in trouble with srs politics people.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Bit of a lull at the moment...tea break?

No cunt left.

 

[Rob Ray]

"Prime Minister, how's your week going?" Lol.

 

[tim]

Colchester cunt.

I always have a wedge of Colchester Cunt on my Christmas cheeseboard.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

But I'll get in trouble with srs politics people.

I think the srs politics people position is that it will make no difference to anything if he goes as the underlying structures won't be affected and we'll just get another Tory anyway.

The rest of us can carry on enjoying the show though.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

He's struggling, it's as if his mind is on something else, I wonder what.

The phone in his pocket is probably buzzing every time someone else resigns.