PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[planetgeli]

Now says 33 resignations. Coincidentally that's the same number of times I've shouted 'lying cunt' at him since I started watching.

 

[Calamity1971]

We need a psychological transformation if you're to stay in office. Chris is on fire.

 

[SpookyFrank]

This committee bloke whoever he is is really going in two-footed isn't he. All authority has gone.

 

[brogdale]

What a brilliant way to go...squirming in front of a political firing squad.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

How can i watch this from the start?

 

[Calamity1971]

Now says 33 resignations. Coincidentally that's the same number of times I've shouted 'lying cunt' at him since I started watching.

Only 33 pfft

 

[campanula]

Sitting here with toasted teacake and spliff, this is all outstanding stuff. Squirming, bumbling, blustering and especially falling back on not being able to 'recollect' stuff. O, it is an absolute spectacle of utmost sneery viciousness, conducted with a degree of politeness. Condemned by his own words, time and time again...and only able to fall back on the big dog scenario where he seems to believe he is some sort of kingly figure who is beloved by the nation. A very clear demonstration of Johnson's unwillingness to 'do details' (the idle fuck) Lovely.

 

[steveseagull]

This liaison committee meeting is the final nail in the coffin. Isn't it?

 

[Calamity1971]

This committee bloke whoever he is is really going in two-footed isn't he. All authority has gone.

Chris Bryant, labour. He's great on twitter.

 

[SpookyFrank]

As someone else who can't find the broadcast, thank you for that Public Service announcement.

Parliamentlive.tv

Liaison Committee (Commons)

www.parliamentlive.tv

 

[elbows]

Can we get him to do his own version of 'Kilroy losing his mind' from Jam on the way out?

 

[brogdale]

The 32 figure winded the blustercunt

 

[BassJunkie]

I suspect this is a dark day for the Conservative Party.

 

[planetgeli]

lol

Zahawi got destroyed on Today R4 this morning. That might have tipped him over.

 

[JimW]

Not just bills that get eviscerated in committee.

 

[Rob Ray]

How can i watch this from the start?

Parliamentlive.tv

Liaison Committee (Commons)

www.parliamentlive.tv

 

[campanula]

Christ - this is almost 'the dog ate my homework' stuff.

 

[Sprocket.]

Watching this is the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in months.

 

[Calamity1971]

Maths question. Excellent , hahahaha.

 

[cupid_stunt]

How can i watch this from the start?

It's on Sky News live, on youtube you can start it at the beginning.

 

[spitfire]

Oh this woman is great with numbers, seen her before.

 

[Rob Ray]

"Can you tell us what 148 plus 32 adds up to"

Amazing.

 

[Calamity1971]

Watching this is the most entertaining thing I’ve seen in months.

I'm at a mates and he hasn't got pause TV function. I NEED THE TOILET.

 

[brogdale]

I don't think he knows he's been sacked

 

[teqniq]

Hahahshaha Waffling gibberfest take 2:

 

[Elpenor]

Just to make the maths simple for you - mugged off

 

[pinkmonkey]

Fucking hell Boris, fuck off now!

 

[steveo87]

This committee bloke whoever he is is really going in two-footed isn't he. All authority has gone.

Chris Bryant.
According to his wiki, he was a Tory prior to 1986.
It also states he stated, in May, that he has been groped by 'older' MPs in the past - which may explain the very specific venom (that's not to say, whole swathes of UK who'd happily stick the boot into the cunt).

 

[SpookyFrank]

What's next, they'll tell him the bailiffs have been round his house and chucked all his stuff in a skip while he's been sat there.

 

[chilango]

My 10 year old daughter is going to be allowed her first sip of champagne when he goes.

Entertaining listening to her and her cousins discussing this. Fist pumps all round when they saw the news, "Boris should go" says the 9 year old. "Parliament should all go" replies her 10 year old brother.

I'll let them enjoy this moment, before the reality of Sunak or Give or Javid kicks in.