PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Storm Fox]

Implied.

 

[chilango]

This is so good I'm actually now pleased that the cunt didn't die of covid so that we could all watch his political life die live on TV

Woah.

Don't get carried away now.

 

[Calamity1971]

Can't keep up,

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I'd start downloading 36 now.

 

[Humberto]

Tbf, amidst all the jubilation, whoever comes next will be worse.

 

[kenny g]

I know it's an issue of scheduling rather than deliberation, but his worst political enemy could not have planned a more socially painful way for him to go. Rinsed by his political critics in front of millions of people who know, unlike him, that his career is now being measured in hours.

Makes Thatcher's speech in Paris when she handed in the the towel look like a tea party.

 

[brogdale]

Woah.

Don't get carried away now.

Nah, it's all over now

 

[two sheds]

I'd like to see him, like Trump, in court in front of a judge and a proper barrister. Let's see the cunt bluster and avoid questions then.

 

[bluescreen]

Under extreme pressure he rules out a general election

 

[cupid_stunt]

I'd start downloading 36 now.

And, 37 to 99.

 

[A380]

Loving this liaison committee and the way Sky have a 'Government Resignations' box in the corners like the score in a sports event.

 

[The39thStep]

All we need now this week is Starmer to get a fixed penalty ticket

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Kaka Tim]

Zahawi - chancellor for - what? a week? might be regretting taking that one.

 

[Ted Striker]

And, 37 to 99.

Nena comes in at 99, surely?

 

[bimble]

Some of these liason committee bods they really loathe him don't they, including the ones who put him there, lovely stuff.

 

[teqniq]

This is so good I'm actually now pleased that the cunt didn't die of covid so that we could all watch his political life die live on TV

If he ever had it in the first place. He's dying on his arse in that hearing or whatever it is. I am hoping he calls a snap election right now. Regardless of Labour's current dismal situation I can imagine a fair few vermin losing their seats.

 

[hegley]

Zahawi - chancellor for - what? a week? might be regretting taking that one.

 

[Calamity1971]

Zahawi - chancellor for - what? a week? might be regretting taking that one.

Now wielding the knife according to Beth rigby

 

[A380]

All we need now this week is Starmer to get a fixed penalty ticket

That would be ace. Come on Durham!

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[chilango]

Nah, it's all over now

I'd it had all been over then tbh.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Apparently a group of FIVE cabinet members are waiting at Downing Street to tell him to fuck off.

 

[existentialist]

Yes, this. And the fact that, as someone who is almost certainly quite a long way along the narcissistic spectrum, his hubris and belief that "normal rules don't apply to me" means that he will simply filter out anything that says going now would be a good thing. I think he'll fight to the bitter end, and spend the rest of whatever time he has left on the planet telling everyone how wrong they were to get rid of him.

QED:

 

[Ted Striker]

Zahawi showing his stripes for Tory backstabbing. He'll go far, suddenly Sunak has some genuine competition....

 

[A380]

Loving this liaison committee and the way Sky have a 'Government Resignations' box in the corners like the score in a sports event.

They've kept the resignations ticker box up in their news coverage on their parliament channel!

I've got jobs I need to be doing.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Some of these liason committee bods they really loathe him don't they, including the ones who put him there, lovely stuff.

Such a weird thing, politics - what other job would you get away with insulting your colleague to their face in a public meeting.

 

[steveo87]

 

[Calamity1971]

They've kept the resignations ticker box up in their news coverage on their parliament channel!

I've got jobs I need to be doing.

I still need the loo!

 

[A380]

Zahawi - chancellor for - what? a week? might be regretting taking that one.

We are never going to be able to take the piss out of Italian prime ministers' short tenures again...