PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Plumdaff]

If Dorries gets Health Secretary can I go on strike now?

 

[planetgeli]

Blimey, I hope he's better at... whateverthefuck he normally does than he is at taking readable photos.

Trade Envoy to Morocco. I think my pictures would be shaky if I was Trade Envoy to Morocco. You'd be lucky to get pics at all tbh.

At least whoever he is calls on cuntface to resign. In a blurry kind of way.

 

[cupid_stunt]

She didn't look 100% in the cabinet meeting at all.

She doesn't look 100% in the real world.

 

[Lord Camomile]

This has got to have been planned.

In that they've had those resignations drafted and sitting in a folder for months? Absolutely.

 

[bimble]

Inside Johnsons brain i imagine it just goes 'what will make a better story / heroic and amusing memoir about ME', and tenaciously clinging on until the bitter end will be it.

 

[Calamity1971]

Mogg. He'll do a Walpole, he was in 21 years

 

[Artaxerxes]

She doesn't look 100% in the real world.

 

[steveseagull]

 

[Plumdaff]

They are all so brave and principled now, aren't they, the cunts.

 

[belboid]

Bim Afomeli resigned as party vice-chair live on Talk TV a few minutes ago, but no-one's noticed yet cause he resigned on Talk TV

And cos they were trying to work out the double/triple negative he stumbled through

“I don’t think the prime minister no longer has not just my support, but the party and the country.

 

[bimble]

it is kind of beautiful if all that's left are the absolute desperados and obvious idiots with whom he surrounded himself and who know they are entirely dependent on him for survival. Apart from that is who gets to drive the car we are all in.

 

[story]

I'm in the big Tesco in Brixton, friends and strangers openly discussing this with lots of laughing.

 

[steeplejack]

um, who?

 

[Rob Ray]

Jonathan Gullis has resigned his PPS role

 

[tommers]

Jonathan Gullis has resigned his PPS role

Um, who?

 

[steveseagull]

um, who?

Tory vice chairman. The party does not have a chairman or a vice chairman now

 

[steveseagull]

Jonathan Gullis has resigned his PPS role

lol. one of his chief toadies

 

[Bingoman]

Mogg. He'll do a Walpole, he was in 21 years

They way thing are going I dont think so

 

[Rob Ray]

Um, who?

Northern Ireland PPS, but he's known as a Bojo henchman.

 

[Ax^]

da fuck is this shite


someone gave this women a 6 figure advance for remembering her childhood in liverpool

it about as good as her memory of Rugby League

 

[platinumsage]

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[steveseagull]

Another PPS gone

 

[Kaka Tim]

why on earth are the rest of the cabinet - bar freaks and divs like mogg and dorres - not resigning? hes finished - its only a matter of time - why dont they just finish it now? bizzare. is hanging on to a cabinet post for a few more weeks really worth that much?

 

[Elpenor]

Oh happy day.

 

[Rob Ray]

Given the timing it could be "make a big splash, drip lesser names to keep the pressure up and the press agog, finish with a flourish in the morning to try and upstage the leader's toadies saying it's over, nothing to see" - in which case it might well be Zahawi sitting on his hands ...

 

[Bingoman]

Another PPS gone

If Johnson survives this who going to replace those who have resigned

 

[SpookyFrank]

Can you wonder about something but also know it? Aren't those two things mutually exclusive?

 

[bimble]

If Johnson survives this who going to replace those who have resigned

liz truss, she will do all of the jobs, she already has 3 different ones so why not.

 

[Ax^]

why on earth are the rest of the cabinet - bar freaks and divs like mogg and dorres - not resigning? hes finished - its only a matter of time - why dont they just finish it now? bizzare. is hanging on to a cabinet post for a few more weeks really worth that much?

they want the sport of the old and the daft who still support Boris

listen to some dodgy stuff like part of LBC, all of GBnews and TalkTV and things like the Jeremy vine show on Channel 5 in the morning


you have daft fuckwits ring in going " the Opposition is ganging up on poor old Boris"

its the fucking Opposition ffs

 

[Humberto]

A lying, corrupt wrecker with the persona of a clown. Very few can defend him anymore except the craven few with no future.