PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

Gove is staying.

As solid a foundation to build on as a dropped soap in the bath

 

[bimble]

Why the hell will they vote to get rid now when they failed to when they had the opportunity a couple of weeks back?
Pathetic time-wasters, as if they were shocked by the most recent bit of lying.
Maybe it actually has something to do with these recent polls about how very few people are likely to vote for him just because he 'got brexit done'.

 

[Rob Ray]

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[elbows]

Third one. Not quite the same level as the first two though:

His ability to take a clear photo of his resignation letter could also use some work.

 

[Sue]

Rees-Mogg just using a comparison with Macmillan.... Nothing to see here folks, move along there.

 

[JimW]

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From a destiny with dates to a date with destiny.

 

[Pickman's model]

He's going to flail about for while at least you'd hope, please let him crush Rees Mogg somehow while he does.

Make jrm Chancellor and that ought to do it

 

[philosophical]

So he is trying to make some kind of point about Sunak and tax to construct a story there, what about Javid? Oh yeah the current wave of Coronavirus and Monkey Pox hasn't been dealt with well enough.
No way do I see him resigning because that would be absolutely it, he is desperately trying to build a story where he is the good guy in all this.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Lord Frost puts the knife in.

 

[Rob Ray]

Damn, Gove staying. I was hoping he'd be unable to help himself

 

[PR1Berske]

Currently the following Cabinet ministers have let it be known they are not resigning:

Dominic Raab – DPM and Lord Chancellor
Ben Wallace – Defence
Liz Truss – Foreign
Priti Patel – Home
Jacob Rees-Mogg – Brexit & Government Efficiencies
Anne Marie Trevelyan – International Trade
Alister Jack – Scotland
Brandon Lewis – Northern Ireland
Simon Hart – Wales
Nigel Adams – Cabinet Office
Michael Gove – Levelling Up
Nadhim Zahawi – Education
Michael Ellis – Paymaster General

 

[planetgeli]

Interesting of course that it was Sunak who replaced Javid as Chancellor when Javid lost out in a power battle with cuntface. So now the friendly option has removed himself too. At the same time as his predecessor. Wagons circling.

 

[PR1Berske]

If Nadine Dorries becomes Health Secretary she's going to think her responsibility is BHS

 

[agricola]

Rees-Mogg just using a comparison with Macmillan.... Nothing to see here folks, move along there.

thank God dear old Harold is dead, such a comparison would be the biggest public humiliation of his life

 

[tim]

There's one thing Tommy Cooper did on stage that I'd definitely want to see Johnson copy.

Me too.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Andrew Bridgen is saying back benchers are determined to kick Johnson out before the summer recess.

Sir Roger Gale also now suggesting he'll be gone by the summer recess.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Maybe it actually has something to do with these recent polls about how very few people are likely to vote for him just because he 'got brexit done'.

Yeah well 'jam yesterday' doesn't sound that great when you've got a shit sandwich for breakfast today.

 

[killer b]

weren't Roger Gale and Andrew Bridgen some of the leaders of the recent VONC campaign against Johnson? It's unsurprising they want him out by the summer recess tbh

 

[cupid_stunt]

weren't Roger Gale and Andrew Bridgen some of the leaders of the recent VONC campaign against Johnson? It's unsurprising they want him out by the summer recess tbh

They were, and are basically leaders of the rebels, which have been plotting to win the 1922 elections tomorrow, change the rules soon after and get a VoNC done before recess on the 21st July, which is becoming far more likely now.

 

[MickiQ]

I fucking hope Larry the Cat is OK.

The only one we truly care about

 

[killer b]

plotting

it's it some kind of election? it's called 'campaigning'

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Stopped clock", 'n' all that, she's actually got this one right:



No-one would have ever doubted she'd still pledge fealty to the prick.

 

[Ax^]

carrie for Chancellor

 

[agricola]

Rees-Mogg repeatedly talking about "rumours" about Pincher, even when told there was an investigation, he apologised etc

 

[hitmouse]

Third one. Not quite the same level as the first two though:

Blimey, I hope he's better at... whateverthefuck he normally does than he is at taking readable photos.

 

[bimble]

the people who are declaring their loyalty at this point they're just the ones who know that no normal government would let them anywhere near power aren't they. So maybe it depends on just how many of those there are.

 

[MickiQ]

what happens then, do we just not have a chancellor or health sec for a while or is there a stand-in or what? Liz Truss will probably be given both jobs, to add to her portfolio.

Doesn't matter neither of them do fuck all anyways

Fingers crossed for barricaded inside No 10 with Dorries and Fabricant and refusing to come out.

Someone stood outside with a loud hailer telling him to give up and go quietly.

 

[killer b]

Bim Afomeli resigned as party vice-chair live on Talk TV a few minutes ago, but no-one's noticed yet cause he resigned on Talk TV

 

[Part 2]

"Stopped clock", 'n' all that, she's actually got this one right:



No-one would have ever doubted she'd still pledge fealty to the prick.

She didn't look 100% in the cabinet meeting at all.

 

[tommers]