PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

 

[bellaozzydog]

It's more about Johnson being caught out lying yet again, and sending out ministers to defend him, all wrapped up in the Pincher case.

I reckon he can get caught out again before PMQs

 

[Rob Ray]

Just a reminder. PMQs tomorrow lunch time then in the afternoon the PM is before the liaison committee.

Javid and Sunak are gonna be disappointed in a resigned sort of way when Keir forensically manages to turn the entire fantastical circus into a farrago of coma-inducing tedium. The committee might be fun though.

 

[Elpenor]

"Stopped clock", 'n' all that, she's actually got this one right:



No-one would have ever doubted she'd still pledge fealty to the prick.

Behind him, what with a strap on?

 

[Sue]

Javid and Sunak are gonna be disappointed in a resigned sort of way when Keir forensically manages to turn the entire fantastical circus into a farrago of coma-inducing tedium. The committee might be fun though.

Are you suggesting Starmer can even fuck this one up? Oh.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I reckon he can get caught out again before PMQs

And, after PMQs, he's due to have a 2 hour drilling by the Liaison Committee, which is made up of Select Committee Chairs, many of who have been vocal in speaking out against Johnson.

Plus there's the 1922 elections too.

It's going to be a fun day.

 

[brogdale]

And, after PMQs, he's due to have a 2 hour drilling by the Liaison Committee, which is made up of Select Committee Chairs, many of who have been vocal in speaking out against Johnson.

Plus there's the 1922 elections too.

It's going to be a fun day.

I don't think he'll attend.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[steeplejack]

Are you suggesting Starmer can even fuck this one up? Oh.

Yep once again the beige pinched-voice droner of a PM-in-waiting will make Jack Straw's cross-examination of Michael Howard look like Frost v Nixon

 

[brogdale]

Quite good for a Labourite.

 

[cupid_stunt]

It's five so far.

 

[Duncan2]

Tory MP just now on C4 "of course he'll carry on you carry on by just carrying on.

 

[Rob Ray]

Zahawi's in No 10. with Johnson. Resignation? Or punting to be new Chancellor?

 

[LDC]

I'm hanging on for Dorries to be on the news later defending Johnson after she's had a few drinks.

 

[Rob Ray]

Nicola Richards (Parliamentary Private Secretary - Transport) has resigned. That's seven so far.

 

[Ax^]

 

[Nine Bob Note]

We're currently on page 666, so there could be a few interesting appointments coming...

 

[steeplejack]

Gove & Coffey eerily silent, too. Zahawi- not sure how that will play out.

 

[killer b]

punting to be new Chancellor?

why would you bother?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Gove & Coffey eerily silent, too. Zahawi- not sure how that will play out.

I am fairly sure Gove said he's staying, I wouldn't be surprised if Coffey goes.

 

[brogdale]

why would you bother?

think like a delusional psychopath and it all becomes clear

 

[Rob Ray]

why would you bother?

Depends if you reckon loyalty to Big Dog is gonna fly better with the membership when the leadership poll comes round vs the damage done by hitching yourself to the clown car as it drives off the cliff I suppose..

 

[Magnus McGinty]

These mega threads are shit btw. Totally killed the boards. Who thought this shit up?

 

[brogdale]

Cometh the hour...

 

[PR1Berske]

We have a new Health Secretary

 

[PR1Berske]

I'm hanging on for Dorries to be on the news later defending Johnson after she's had a few drinks.

She's going to ring LBC at half midnight like classic phone in loons of lore.

 

[brogdale]

We have a new Health Secretary

Deep in the bunker

 

[tommers]

There can't be that many options left surely? All the lot that he kicked out before, all the ones that have resigned or done some sexual offences or something, I mean there's only what 380 of them to start with?

 

[platinumsage]

Zahawi in now. Reckon he might still resign even if offered Chancellor, depending on what Johnson says to him.

 

[killer b]

These mega threads are shit btw. Totally killed the boards. Who thought this shit up?

I think it's to do with a political culture centred around personalities, taking it's lead from the wider culture rather than anyone's conscious decision tbh