PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Bingoman]

Sam Coates on Sky news think we night see resignations coming soon?

 

[elbows]

 

[stdP]

How hell can you forget something like that or has chose to forget?

It suspect it's an easy detail to omit if you have (what I'll optimistically call) a conscience that's totally fine with the occasional bit o' perfectly normal everyday harmless sexual assault.

I suspect at my most charitble, Boris thought this would be useful dirt to have in his back pocket and that it bought him some more loyalty. I doubt he's capable of empathising or understanding why people are kicking up such a fuss about this, nor would I be at all surprised if Boris had done worse himself.

It's at times like this I wish I had kids so I could warn them to never be alone in a room with a member of the Johnson administration.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sky has just reported that Johnson is due in an interview to address the nation around 6pm.

 

[stdP]

Sky has just reported that Johnson is due in an interview to address the nation around 6pm.

In a parallel universe, urban75 already has a sweepstake running on what the brand of whisky and the make of revolver will be.

 

[JimW]

It suspect it's an easy detail to omit if you have (what I'll optimistically call) a conscience that's totally fine with the occasional bit o' perfectly normal everyday harmless sexual assault.

xxx

Plus he's probably hearing dozens of such reports about various Tories every week so it will be hard to keep track.

 

[Pickman's model]

In a parallel universe, urban75 already has a sweepstake running on what the brand of whisky and the make of revolver will be.

White horse and for a laugh one which produces a sign saying 'bang' when you pull the trigger.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Pickman's model]

Sky has just reported that Johnson is due in an interview to address the nation around 6pm.

It always gets your hopes up but he never delivers

 

[Pickman's model]

Rumours Penn and teller have been seen in downing Street were denied this afternoon by the prime minister's official spokesman

 

[eatmorecheese]

Sky has just reported that Johnson is due in an interview to address the nation around 6pm.

Why? What is the point of this? Did Zelenskiy tell him to get lost or something?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Fucking hack

 

[cupid_stunt]

It always gets your hopes up but he never delivers

It'll just be bluster & bullshit.

 

[philosophical]

Boris Johnson is to address the nation at 6pm?
What's he gonna say? 'The country is facing a serious national crisis because I keep getting called a liar and I don't like it, share my pain you plebs'.

 

[philosophical]

I hope he addresses the nation and resigns.
He's a cunt, not a misunderstood good bloke deep down, he's a cunt.

 

[elbows]

Latest Vicki Young thing from BBC live updates page: (17:25 entry on https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-62048657 )

A visit to the tearoom is always a sign that a prime minister is in trouble. As he sipped Diet Coke, Boris Johnson was left in no doubt that many of his MPs are furious at this latest fiasco.

Some openly challenged him, demanding to know why, yet again, they’re having to defend his decisions and why the story keeps changing.

One MP present said the message was “you promised us you’d sort this... out in January with a new operation but we’ve gone backwards”.

Earlier close friends of Mr Johnson told him face to face how bad the mood had become in the party and urged him to take action.

I wonder if he will resort to some awful gimmick this evening.

 

[magneze]

General Election?

 

[MrCurry]

Boris Johnson is to address the nation at 6pm?
What's he gonna say? 'The country is facing a serious national crisis because I keep getting called a liar and I don't like it, share my pain you plebs'.

Maybe cabinet have told him today to jump or they’re gonna push him.

 

[Pickman's model]

Maybe cabinet have told him today to jump or they’re gonna push him.

I hope he jumps from the first floor at downing street, then they can roust him up and make him do it again.

 

[philosophical]

Maybe he is going to announce that he is changing his name to Vladimir.

 

[elbows]

I hope he jumps from the first floor at downing street, then they can roust him up and make him do it again.

 

[philosophical]

He is going to address the nation and say 'Please gamble responsibly'.

 

[philosophical]

Boris Johnson is going to deliver a message in the form of interpretive dance.

 

[philosophical]

At 6pm Boris Johnson is going on the television to juggle cauliflowers.

 

[Calamity1971]

Sky has just reported that Johnson is due in an interview to address the nation around 6pm.

So that'll be 6.30 then?

 

[JimW]

Try to do a Tommy Cooper style magic routine wearing a union jack waistcoat to remind the nation what a loveable card he is.

 

[Calamity1971]

Boris Johnson is going to deliver a message in the form of interpretive dance.

Dressed up like Marcel Marceau with a teardrop painted below the eye.

 

[stdP]

General Election?

Surely even a narcissist of his calibre must think there's a chance his goose is well and truly cooked now...?

I suspect it'll be more faux concern about understanding how people feel about mistakes some other person made, but you simply must understand that there's a war on and it's only Boris that can offer a healthy supply of blood, sweat and tears to you, the great British public.

 

[Yossarian]

Try to do a Tommy Cooper style magic routine wearing a union jack waistcoat to remind the nation what a loveable card he is.

There's one thing Tommy Cooper did on stage that I'd definitely want to see Johnson copy.

 

[Pickman's model]

At 6pm Boris Johnson is going on the television to juggle cauliflowers.

Change cauliflowers for primed grenades and knives and I'll watch