PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

Announce that carrie is having sextuplets?

 

[cupid_stunt]

It's pre-recorded...

 

[Wilf]

General Election?

Not impossible, but wouldn't he need to get cabinet support for that? Turkeys and all that.

 

[Chilli.s]

Be such a shame if he steps down, he does more damage to the conservatives in any given six week period than starmer can manage in a year

 

[elbows]

So it was an apology and some benefit of hindsight bullshit, never mind that no hindsight was actually required to avoid appointing Pincher.

 

[not a trot]

Be such a shame if he steps down, he does more damage to the conservatives in any given six week period than starmer can manage in a year

Skybet odds on him being replaced this year have shortened quite a bit since last night.

 

[philosophical]

No announcement to the nation.
Where is our entertainment?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Well, that's not going to save big dog.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sajid Javid has resigned.

 

[Wilf]

Javid's gone.

 

[Supine]

Beat me to it. Big bad jav is a gonna

 

[Calamity1971]

Blah blah, fluff and mumble.
Just fuck off ya cunt.

 

[platinumsage]

Not impossible, but wouldn't he need to get cabinet support for that? Turkeys and all that.

It is impossible these days - journalists would get wind of such a big announcement and tweet about it, so the chance of a PM surprising everyone on the 6 O'Clock news is zero.

 

[Artaxerxes]

General Election?

General Erection and he’d do it

 

[Artaxerxes]

Sajid Javid has resigned.

And nothing of value was lost

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sam Coates on Sky is saying some other senior ministers are seriously considering their positions, so there could be more resignations tonight or tomorrow.

 

[elbows]

First useful thing I've ever noticed Javid doing.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Rishi Sunak is gone now.

 

[Wilf]

Sunak gone, that's it then.

 

[Numbers]

Brilliant stuff. More exciting than Big Jet TV the day of the storm.

 

[Bingoman]

Has lost the Cabinet?

 

[oryx]

Just announced this to my OH whose comment was 'He's only going to have Dorries left at this rate!'

 

[Rob Ray]

One big name he might have been able to wear, can't see him surviving Sunak as well.

 

[cupid_stunt]

This has got to have been planned, I wonder how many more will follow now, one thing for sure, this is very close to the end of Johnson now.

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[Ax^]

and their was me think Javid would quit over the fuzzy purse fondling

 

[A380]

BBC 1 News Editors must be glad the Tennis is running long!

 

[Rob Ray]

Who next though - Gove maybe? He's always been an enthusiastic backstabber

 

[Supine]

Best episode of The News that I’ve seen for ages

 

[belboid]

Ohh happy day