PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Numbers]

Who next though - Gove maybe? He's always been an enthusiastic backstabber

Raab, Coffey and Rees-Mogg.

 

[A380]

Who's next?

Lay bets.

 

[philosophical]

I fucking hope Larry the Cat is OK.

 

[mx wcfc]

Best episode of The News that I’ve seen for ages

I was watching BBC News 24 as Javid and then Sunak's resignations were announced.

Preparing the dinner has never been this good!

Surely Johnson can't last the day?

 

[JimW]

Et tu, Dorries?

 

[Calamity1971]

Who's next?

Lay bets.

Not truss, she'll be perfecting her Maggie face in the mirror.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Dominic Raab, the twat, is remaining loyal.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I've not smiled this much at the news for ages!!!

 

[Calamity1971]

I fucking hope Larry the Cat is OK.

He'll be snorting cat nip in celebration.

 

[Ted Striker]

Who next though - Gove maybe? He's always been an enthusiastic backstabber

 

[Bingoman]

Just hearing Ben Wallace is next

 

[Callum91]

Labour government by Christmas at this rate. Bye Boris.

 

[Ax^]

and now the end is near

 

[belboid]

“I'd realise he wasn't going to learn a lesson and he wasn't going to change."

Not a sentence I’d have advised Johnson to use. Well, maybe I would.

 

[A380]

Labour government by Christmas at this rate. Bye Boris.

Kier Starmer will talk about taxi regulation at PMQs...

 

[A380]

But I want to see him try to hang on for a week or so...

 

[JimW]

He can't go now, that wallpaper cost seven hundred quid a roll.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The floppy haired twat is flailing in that interview with Chris Mason!!

 

[JimW]

Have they even fixed that swing?

 

[A380]

Labour government by Christmas at this rate. Bye Boris.

NAH, 'lessons learned, never happen away, we are listening, new broom' etc etc...

 

[Supine]

He can't go now, that wallpaper cost seven hundred quid a roll.

Carrie is probably trying to peel it off already

 

[Calamity1971]

He can't go now, that wallpaper cost seven hundred quid a roll.

£860

 

[Wilf]

'Well, Messrs Sunak and Javid, at what point through the years of sleaze, deceit, sexual assault, lockdown breaches and outright dishonesty, did you decide to make this principled decisions?'

 

[Artaxerxes]

Has lost the Cabinet?

He’ll always know where to find the drinks cabinet

 

[Sue]

Just announced this to my OH whose comment was 'He's only going to have Dorries left at this rate!'

Talk about drawing defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[killer b]

there's only going to be Dorries, Mogg & Raab left by the morning. Maybe Patel.

 

[JimW]

Another newly wed couple made homeless by Johnson's incompetence and venality.

 

[Supine]

Where does this end up? Raab in charge? Jesus wept.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Liz Truss is 100% behind the PM apparently. Well good she can follow him when he goes!!

 

[Rob Ray]

there's only going to be Dorries, Mogg & Raab left by the morning. Maybe Patel.

Truss won't either - she needs to pick up the swivel-eyed Boris brigade for her leadership run ( in fact just announced she won't be as I was writing!)