PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

4th September 2019, Labour (under Corbyn) abstained on a motion to repeal the FTPA, knowing that in doing so it would prevent a GE. You may cry 'semantics', but the intention and result are that he refused a GE.

every single day, from 12 december 2019 to the present moment, boris johnson has refused a general election. and sir keithly shammer has gone along with him. you may cry 'semantics' but the intention and the result are that every day shammer has colluded with johnson in not having a general election.

 

[billy_bob]

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[Dystopiary]

yes, tories never get out of bed before 11.30

...for more than £XX,XXX.

 

[Pickman's model]

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Badgers would have been er earthier in his comments

 

[teqniq]

 

[stavros]

Had she done a line before doing that interview?

 

[teqniq]

She does one at the end.

 

[teqniq]

Good piece by Peter Oborne here:

Boris Johnson: The billionaires' useful idiot

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[gosub]

Just a thought but if they keep underlining the current Prime Minister's mendacity it wont do his reputation any favours. Time for him to move on.

 

[eatmorecheese]

He's fucked. I bet he's making promises to all and sundry. You'd hope that the turkeys of the parliamentary Tory party understand that 'assurances only bind those that receive them'. And his assurances were always worth fractions of fuck all.

 

[Artaxerxes]

He's fucked. I bet he's making promises to all and sundry. You'd hope that the turkeys of the parliamentary Tory party understand that 'assurances only bind those that receive them'. And his assurances were always worth fractions of fuck all.

The main beneficiary of Johnson’s largesse is Boris Johnson and any promised commitments are neither binding nor commitments


I’m not sure how you can support him for 15 years(!) without noticing that he’s literally a lying entitled bully within that time. Speaks well of some MPs powers of observation and what they value

 

[billy_bob]

The main beneficiary of Johnson’s largesse is Boris Johnson and any promised commitments are neither binding nor commitments


I’m not sure how you can support him for 15 years(!) without noticing that he’s literally a lying entitled bully within that time. Speaks well of some MPs powers of observation and what they value

There's fuck all wrong with their powers of observation. They've got an eagle eye for the main chance, and for spotting which side of the bread is buttered.

 

[existentialist]

I think de Pissall will scrape the vote. I think some tories might think of the damage he could do from the backbenches if they vote him down.

I think he'll fuck off the minute he's deposed. I can't see him tolerating being on the back benches with all the oiks and day-boys.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I think he'll fuck off the minute he's deposed. I can't see him tolerating being on the back benches with all the oiks and day-boys.

or putting up with the 'chicken feed' salary of a back bench MP

 

[BristolEcho]

The fact I thought that was genuine until quite late on says a lot about the current Tory party.

 

[Calamity1971]

I can't stop giggling at this. What a sack of shit. Probably should have put it in the bandwidth thread, but who doesn't need a chuckle or even a smile on here.

 

[Humberto]

When a bin bag full of custard has more charisma than the opposition.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

When a bin bag full of custard has more charisma than the opposition.

you spelt bluster wrong

 

[MrSki]

 

[Dom Traynor]

If you click on her profile you will see she is the Estonian Minister for Peas.

 

[flypanam]

If you click on her profile you will see she is the Estonian Minister for Peas.

Read that as Etonian…

 

[Pickman's model]

The next Mrs Johnson

 

[srb7677]

I thought Johnson and Trump a very suitable pair.

Perhaps an amusing coincidence of a kind that would make the average ten year old snigger, but Trump is British slang for fart, whilst Johnson is American slang for penis.

 

[Dom Traynor]

Read that as Etonian…

I'd vote for a young Estonian over and old Etonian.

 

[Serene]

I think its certainly possible that theres more than one Judas in his disciples. Gove likes to lurk in the shadows betraying people, and duplicity and perfidy are tory trademarks. They should have a few more backstabbing parties. Catering can supply the canapes.

 

[steeplejack]

I'll pass on the Estonian PM. A position moderately to the left of Steve Baker counts as radical in Estonian politics. Friedmanite flat-earth loons.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I think its certainly possible that theres more than one Judas in his disciples. Gove likes to lurk in the shadows betraying people, and duplicity and perfidy are tory trademarks. They should have a few more backstabbing parties. Catering can supply the canapes.

Quite likely, particularly as they all know perfectly well that he'd sell any of them out without batting an eyelid the moment it was convenient to him.

 

[existentialist]

The next Mrs Johnson

I think she probably has much higher standards.