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we could help them along I've got some wood hanging around just need some nails
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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we could help them along I've got some wood hanging around just need some nails
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Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
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all that is mortal of boris johnson will go to the penguins
Smokeandsteam
Working Class First
You can already see what. Tory after Tory is now coming out publicly to state that Johnson must stay due to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. No doubt they think they’ll be able to get rid of him afterwards (and after the May elections). All of the evidence is that they may find that hard going.
The message to citizens is that breaking the law and lying (to Parliament or anyone else) is not very important these days. Sunak will probably go, but a) he was done anyway and b) Johnson will be delighted to see a previously credible rival done in
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mx wcfc
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Can't help thinking Sunak's gone off to the US to wonder whether it's worth his while to carry on.
If he resigns over partygate, it will put Johnson in a really difficult position, which might be Sunak's revenge.
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i'd have thought sunak's revenge would involve much more blood spatter than that
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Something really nasty someone ate?
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_Russ_
Never not Knowingly Misunderstood
Glad I didnt swallow any of itSomething really nasty someone ate?
Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
The birthday party organised by Carrie. Mr Johnson and Mr Sunak will be getting cheapie "attendee" PCNs, Mrs Johnson will get the "organiser" biggie - almost certainly because a very senior politician and a very senior police officer will have had a quiet word. In the court of right wing misogynist public opinion ("The Base"), "Are Boris didn't do much wrong, it was all his mrs doing".
Thus proving (as if it still needed proving) that our Prime Minister is an absolute shit who will even throw his wife under the bus to save his pre-destined prime ministerial skin. And he himself won't think he's done anything wrong even to her, since he'll tap up some other absolute wanker of a donor to cough up the fine (probably even his £50 too) so she's not even out of pocket financially speaking. That she's left with a reputation (ironically) of being lower than vermin won't even cross his mind.
For the record, I want Carrie Johnson to be thought of as lower than vermin, but certainly not lower than her husband.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Sky has a spreadsheet going to record Cabinet support - blank so far:
OPERATIONAL NOTE We are waiting for Tory MPs - especially the cabinet - to issue messages of support for Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak The spreadsheet is waiting to record the timing of your statements of support Just a tweet will do @TomLarkinSky
OPERATIONAL NOTE We are waiting for Tory MPs - especially the cabinet - to issue messages of support for Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak The spreadsheet is waiting to record the timing of your statements of support Just a tweet will do @TomLarkinSky
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Looking at the rest of his front bench I'd say his best bet would be to appoint a partially decomposed whelk as chancellor of the exchequer.
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I'll have a tenner on Nadine Dorries.
Bingoman
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She will be first to back Johnson
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we changed prime ministers in each of the world wars - asquith to lloyd george in ww1, and of course chamberlain to churchill in ww2. what the tory party seem to be saying now is that they'd have preferred to keep chamberlain throughout the war years rather than lose him as they did over the conduct of the norway campaign. this is not an opinion the tory party have previously expressed being as chamberlain was until the cameron years seen as the most useless tory pm
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oh: and of course we lost churchill to attlee in the 1945 general election which took place while the war with japan was still raging
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
"major" doing the heavy lifting there.
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
She's a "major" in Tory circles even if the rest of the normal population haven't really heard of her.
A pudgy, vacuous little sac of squirming appetities with absolutely no redeeming features, but not in the same league as Johnson.
The mutual loathing between the two has long been established.
Davidson's "reputation" appears to be based on merely losing to the SNP in Scotland, rather than being absolutely humiliated. Oh, and some fawning op-eds from what's left of the Tory press north of the border, and credulous centrist simpletons in London, gulled by the fact that she's a. gay and b. not obviously a fascist.
steeplejack
trapped lbw for a duck
Anyway, Johnson will brazen this out. You just watch.
The only thing that will sink him is Sunak resigning and swanning off to the USA to profit from the NHS sale he negotiated. If Sunak resigns then the case for Jonson not doing so becomes really tricky.
Not that it will stop the cunt trying.
The only thing that will sink him is Sunak resigning and swanning off to the USA to profit from the NHS sale he negotiated. If Sunak resigns then the case for Jonson not doing so becomes really tricky.
Not that it will stop the cunt trying.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
The only thing that can sink Johnson is the PCP and their craven bottling will be another mark of their eternal shame.
RedRedRose
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In light of questions over whether a chemical attack took place, he won't be dropped.
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