PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Ax^]

I think Johnson should declare himself a freeman on the land, exert his sovereign citizenship and say nothing else to parliament other than 'Man overboard!' and 'Abandon ship!'

if he is ok a ship I think it's fair game to shout him, just let him open his mouth once

*bang

"a sad case of being boat happy Mr Officer"

 

[Pickman's model]

if he is ok a ship I think it's fair game to shout him, just let him open his mouth once

*bang

"a sad case of being boat happy Mr Officer"

It'd certainly mean today would be referred to as the glorious twelfth forever

 

[contadino]

I slightly struggle with the idea that johnson is leading the West's response to Ukraine *, or indeed gives a shit about it (or that he gives a shit about anything other than himself). If that wasn't the case he'd have started by giving back all the money he's chiselled out of the Russian oligarch's. If I remember rightly, he was wining and dining the wife of the former deputy Russian finance minister the very night war started.

Yeah, I sort of agree and would certainly agree with you if we were ourselves at war. But ultimately this is johnson, so if the slug went there'd be an equally clueless invertebrate ready to step up.

* Realise you might not be saying that.

If we were involved in a war, I'd be shitting it with that bellend making decisions. He's proven repeatedly that his only real skill is making precisely the wrong call and laughing about it. He's a danger to everyone and needs to be removed pronto.

 

[_Russ_]

As much as loathe Boris, I really dont think this is the right moment for regime change here in the UK. There's something else a little more pressing happening elsewhere which I think he should be focusing on.

I think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

There are far more capable people to deal with the Ukraine situation, frankly its the sort of excuse Tory ministers use for not outing the twat and its nonsense

ETA fecking ell he's already using that excuse to excuse himself the shameless feck

 

[elbows]

 

[elbows]

Powerful stuff that is unlikely to make a difference. At least not now, but I dont rule out the possibility of this stuff becoming more of an issue again if we face an especially bad Covid threat in future, a possibility which this letter alludes to.

 

[Ax^]

It'd certainly mean today would be referred to as the glorious twelfth forever

if only to annoy the orange men more

 

[two sheds]

He's apologized for breaking the rules now, should be pressed to apologize for lying to parliament and the rest of us.

 

[elbows]

There are far more capable people to deal with the Ukraine situation, frankly its the sort of excuse Tory ministers use for not outing the twat and its nonsense

ETA fecking ell he's already using that excuse to excuse himself the shameless feck

Chris Bryant provided a handy guide.

 

[_Russ_]

25% are really thick as shit

 

[existentialist]

There are far more capable people to deal with the Ukraine situation, frankly its the sort of excuse Tory ministers use for not outing the twat and its nonsense

ETA fecking ell he's already using that excuse to excuse himself the shameless feck

Yep. And, of course, the good stuff is happening despite the prick, not because of him.

 

[elbows]

I laughed when I say this bit from the BBC live updates page (18:20 entry https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-61083566 ):

I couldn't be everywhere at once, says PM

Asked if he will now resign, Boris Johnson repeats his apology and his desire to "get on with the job".

On the subject of further fines, he says he takes "full responsibility for everything" but adds that Downing Street is 15,000 square feet and has hundreds of officials working there.

"I couldn't be everywhere at once," he says.

He adds that operations in Downing Street have since been "radically transformed".

If he'd been evrywhere at once then he'd be in even more shit now, with quite the collection of fines.

 

[Dogsauce]

He's apologized for breaking the rules now, should be pressed to apologize for lying to parliament and the rest of us.

A ‘full apology’ in fact. Whatever the fuck that is worth. He also said a while back he’d take ‘full responsibility’ which also means absolutely fuck all. It’s about as much value as ‘thoughts and prayers’.

 

[Dystopiary]

A quarter of British people don't actively believe he lied when he literally lied. In public. The fuuuuuuck is wrong with them! Fuck the UK and fuck the corporate press that champions this shitty government and its rich enablers.

TBH, I think if he goes he's only gonna get replaced with another arsehole, maybe even a worse one, but I'll still be glad to see him go for the sake of people who lost loved ones to covid while he was taking the piss. And also because he deserves to be publicly kicked out. But I doubt he'll feel a jot of shame. And he'll still be rich.



Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
/rant

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[two sheds]

Whoever had Dorries scoops the sweepstake

 

[strung out]

I'll have a tenner on Nadine Dorries.

And I'd have won that bet, but she was too quick off the blocks, even for me.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

As much as loathe Boris, I really dont think this is the right moment for regime change here in the UK. There's something else a little more pressing happening elsewhere which I think he should be focusing on.

I think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

I would have thought that this just emphasises the need for change...unless you think that a lying criminal idiot is the best leadership we and the Ukranians deserve?

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[Calamity1971]

6 FPN'S? Each or between them. Have I missed something?
UK PM Boris Johnson fined over Downing Street lockdown parties

The Prime Minister and the Chancellor of the Exchequer have today received notification that the Metropolitan Police intend to issue them with six penalty notices," a spokesman for 10 Downing Street told Euronews.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Why are you doing this Johnson ? It’s shite, you know it’s shite and you are not up to it. You cowardly fucking twat

 

[teqniq]

Pure self interest innit.

 

[Dystopiary]

6 FPN'S? Each or between them. Have I missed something?
UK PM Boris Johnson fined over Downing Street lockdown parties

The Prime Minister and the Chancellor of the Exchequer have today received notification that the Metropolitan Police intend to issue them with six penalty notices," a spokesman for 10 Downing Street told Euronews.

Between them, but it could doesn't say who gets what. Could be 3 each, or Johnson gets 5 and Sunak 3, wish it was clearer.

 

[Ax^]

had someone at work today start trying to defend the PM and his record

got told to shut his fucking yap quite by people not just me


hopefully the anger of this remains till the next voting day and the cunt will be out

 

[Petcha]

I would have thought that this just emphasises the need for change...unless you think that a lying criminal idiot is the best leadership we and the Ukranians deserve?

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

I can see both sides. It's not so much Boris himself but changing leader and everything that goes with it, potential reshuffles, ministers being moved etc would prove a massive distraction for all government. I'd personally rather wait until we see how the next two weeks or so play out, it's too chaotic and unpredictable right now. And then get rid of the lying cheating cunt. He has to be luckiest politician ever to occupy Downing St to potentially get away with this.

 

[Ax^]

can you imagine if boris was the last pm


shoot the lying bastard and be done with it

 

[teqniq]

Fabricant being a complete cunt here:

 

[Cerv]

I can see both sides. It's not so much Boris himself but changing leader and everything that goes with it, potential reshuffles, ministers being moved etc would prove a massive distraction for all government. I'd personally rather wait until we see how the next two weeks or so play out, it's too chaotic and unpredictable right now. And then get rid of the lying cheating cunt. He has to be luckiest politician ever to occupy Downing St to potentially get away with this.

the new PM could just not have a reshuffle immediately. put it off a few weeks and everyone stays in place for the sake of stability.

but tbh apart from the few major jobs (foreign office, defence, home office, …) are there any that really the disruption a change of minister would have much impact on the UK's response to the Russian invasion ?

 

[tommers]

I mean, I would say that it's laying stuff extremely fucking bare about what these pricks think of anybody but themselves but surely anybody capable of saving was already able to see that?

 

[Petcha]

the new PM could just not have a reshuffle immediately. put it off a few weeks and everyone stays in place for the sake of stability.

but tbh apart from the few major jobs (foreign office, defence, home office, …) are there any that really the disruption a change of minister would have much impact on the UK's response to the Russian invasion ?

I dont know how it works TBH. Would there need to be a leadership contest immediately and Raab take over while that drags on?