PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Serene]

Johnson has said there has been a mistake. He said that the Police havent issued him a fine, but that they have told him that he is fine and the matter is over.



Johnson this afternoon.

 

[Voley]

I think Johnson should declare himself a freeman on the land, exert his sovereign citizenship and say nothing else to parliament other than 'Man overboard!' and 'Abandon ship!'

 

[Pickman's model]

I think Johnson should declare himself a freeman on the land, exert his sovereign citizenship and say nothing else to parliament other than 'Man overboard!' and 'Abandon ship!'

Could we not put him on a ship and scuttle it at sea, to give his man overboard and abandon ship calls more feeling?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I think Johnson should declare himself a freeman on the land, exert his sovereign citizenship and say nothing else to parliament other than 'Man overboard!' and 'Abandon ship!'

Quick, he's gone boat happy!

 

[Voley]

Tbf if he did do that, it'd make about as much sense as that Peppa Pig load of twaddle he came out with recently.

 

[steeplejack]

Roger Gale has been wheeled out on R4 to say "now is not the time" and Evan Davis has moved on with indecent haste. Also claimed that the convention of resigning for misleading the house no longer applies, as Patel didn't resign having misled the house over asylum centres (not) having been set up in Calais.

They are not going anywhere. They do not care what we think.

 

[Pickman's model]

Roger Gale has been wheeled out on R4 to say "now is not the time" and Evan Davis has moved on with indecent haste. Also claimed that the convention of resigning for misleading the house no longer applies, as Patel didn't resign having misled the house over asylum centres (not) having been set up in Calais.

They are not going anywhere. They do not care what we think.

Let's move on without them then

 

[brogdale]

As funny as that is, the PM and chancellor haven't actually been convicted of anything.

Let's hope that he refuses to pay up and asserts his 'innocence' in the courts, then!

 

[_Russ_]

He wont go and he wont be pushed, the whole tory party is rotten to the core.
Whatever they say in public this sort of behaviour is nothing to a tory, they do worse every day.

 

[existentialist]

Let's hope that he refuses to pay up and asserts his 'innocence' in the courts, then!

I think he'll loudly assert his innocence and make noises about standing it up in court, then just quietly pay it and hope it all goes away. Assuming he doesn't end up with an accumulator bet of FPNs...

 

[Wilf]

I suspect that if they survive the next 24 hours they will stay, give or take the sub plot of sunak resigning and that putting pressure on johnson. After that, it's back to the possibility of the 50 or so (?) letters being submitted. This might get a few more in, as might losing a few councils, though I suspect a few of the earlier ones will now have been withdrawn.

Must admit, I didn't think the Met would fine any cabinet members. Same time, johnson et al basically won this when the Sue Gray investigation got put on the back burner. Getting a semi-criminal fine months on and in a time of war is better for them than a damming report when public outrage was back at it's highest.

Still, the whole thing is fucking staggering, especially for those of us who lost people that Summer. Similarly, not just lying to parliament, but serial brazen lies. I don't want to get into pompous territory about 'standards in public life' - all that stuff is part of the fluff and self delusion of politics - but fucking hell, brass necked, look you in the eye fucking lying.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I think he'll loudly assert his innocence and make noises about standing it up in court, then just quietly pay it and hope it all goes away. Assuming he doesn't end up with an accumulator bet of FPNs...

He's already announced that he has paid this fine.

Hopefully there's more coming his way.

 

[Wilf]

By the by, I'm only just catching up with this. Have the Met got more party stuff to wade through? Presumably the Sue Gray report should be pretty much ready to go when the Met finish their investigation.

Edit, I mean her final report.

 

[Calamity1971]

He's already announced that he has paid this fine.

Hopefully there's more coming his way.

I'll go to court. Another fucking lie.

 

[cupid_stunt]

By the by, I'm only just catching up with this. Have the Met got more party stuff to wade through? Presumably the Sue Gray report should be pretty much ready to go when the Met finish their investigation.

It seems the Met has got more to do yet.

 

[magneze]

This could be the first of many fines.

 

[Petcha]

As much as loathe Boris, I really dont think this is the right moment for regime change here in the UK. There's something else a little more pressing happening elsewhere which I think he should be focusing on.

I think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

 

[Calamity1971]

think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

Or the next year or two? No, the fucker needs to be gone. What's that sack of shite doing that anybody else couldn't do.

 

[Artaxerxes]

As much as loathe Boris, I really dont think this is the right moment for regime change here in the UK. There's something else a little more pressing happening elsewhere which I think he should be focusing on.

I think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

Nah fuck that, we yoinked Chamberlain we can yoink the cut-price Churchill cosplayer

 

[friedaweed]

As much as loathe Boris, I really dont think this is the right moment for regime change here in the UK. There's something else a little more pressing happening elsewhere which I think he should be focusing on.

I think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

I get the sentiment but I'm not sure what difference it makes if Bojo is involved or not.

 

[Calamity1971]

I get the sentiment but I'm not sure what difference it makes if Bojo is involved or not.

See above.

 

[Calamity1971]

Hardly the fucking same. They're all out the traps now.

 

[Wilf]

As much as loathe Boris, I really dont think this is the right moment for regime change here in the UK. There's something else a little more pressing happening elsewhere which I think he should be focusing on.

I think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

I slightly struggle with the idea that johnson is leading the West's response to Ukraine *, or indeed gives a shit about it (or that he gives a shit about anything other than himself). If that wasn't the case he'd have started by giving back all the money he's chiselled out of the Russian oligarch's. If I remember rightly, he was wining and dining the wife of the former deputy Russian finance minister the very night war started.

Yeah, I sort of agree and would certainly agree with you if we were ourselves at war. But ultimately this is johnson, so if the slug went there'd be an equally clueless invertebrate ready to step up.

* Realise you might not be saying that.

 

[cupid_stunt]

As much as loathe Boris, I really dont think this is the right moment for regime change here in the UK. There's something else a little more pressing happening elsewhere which I think he should be focusing on.

I think at least wait until we see how it plays out in the East of Ukraine over the next week or two.

Ben Wallace is doing the heavy lifting on the UK's response to the war, the ape Johnson just signs it off & takes the glory where he can, it wouldn't change anything if the twat was gone.

 

[Calamity1971]

I love Susie.

 

[friedaweed]

See above.

There were rumours that Zelenskyy had a special mission for him in the Ukrainian Tractor Corps.

 

[Calamity1971]

There were rumours that Zelenskyy had a special mission for him in the Ukrainian Tractor Corps.

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He needs to be under it.

 

[Yossarian]

I think Johnson should declare himself a freeman on the land, exert his sovereign citizenship and say nothing else to parliament other than 'Man overboard!' and 'Abandon ship!'

I can see it ending in a Raoul Moat-style standoff, with Gazza turning up with some roast swan and champagne for Johnson.

 

[two sheds]

Sooner we get rid of him the better our chances are of avoiding ww3.

 

[philosophical]

I got up early and it was my birfday!
Aw fucking diddums you lying slug.
I would start actual work on the premises at 7.10.
Often finish after 6.
But I knew the speed limit on my drive home, even on my birthday.