PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[eatmorecheese]

Breaking news on the BBC that Johnson and Sunak are both getting Covid fines.

Wankers.

Johnson is a mealy-mouthed tosspot streak of piss. I'd call him a cunt, but cunts might have some redeeming features.

Sorry, just indulging in some mild catharsis.

 

[Pickman's model]

We all knew there was a reason he went to Kyiv.

winston churchill famously served as a colonel on the western front. boris johnson didn't even deign to visit the russian front.

 

[bluescreen]

winston churchill famously served as a colonel on the western front. boris johnson didn't even deign to visit the russian front.

He's got enough front of his own

 

[brogdale]

So that's what all the non-dom stuff was for...

 

[bluescreen]

Lest we forget

Jacob Rees-Mogg dismisses partygate as 'trivial fluff'

The cabinet minister says war in Ukraine has returned a sense of "fundamental seriousness" to politics.

www.bbc.co.uk

This is how it will play out. He won't resign.

 

[Serene]

If it was Johnson who organised any of the several parties held there he should get the full 10 thousand pound fines, as this is absolutely a no-no place to have one for many reasons.

 

[Pickman's model]

If it was Johnson who organised any of the several parties held there he should get the full 10 thousand pound fines, as this is absolutely a no-no place to have one for many reasons.

au contraire. he should be fined £10,000. but it's the second best place in the country to have some sort of super spreader event, after anywhere the royal family are

 

[Pickman's model]

Lest we forget

Jacob Rees-Mogg dismisses partygate as 'trivial fluff'

The cabinet minister says war in Ukraine has returned a sense of "fundamental seriousness" to politics.

www.bbc.co.uk

This is how it will play out. He won't resign.

the torygraph doesn't seem too impressed

Rishi Sunak apologises over 'partygate' fine but suggests he will not quit

Rishi Sunak has signalled he will not quit as Chancellor after receiving a fine from the Metropolitan Police for attending a Downing Street gathering during lockdown.

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[_Russ_]

He wont go

 

[Chilli.s]

Some piddling little amount that will just be for them to laugh about

 

[bluescreen]

the torygraph doesn't seem too impressed
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Rishi Sunak apologises over 'partygate' fine but suggests he will not quit

Rishi Sunak has signalled he will not quit as Chancellor after receiving a fine from the Metropolitan Police for attending a Downing Street gathering during lockdown.

www.telegraph.co.uk

I'm #22417 in the queue to archive the latest version of that page.

 

[Pickman's model]

Some piddling little amount that will just be for them to laugh about

tbh even if they were each fined £10k they'd just look through their suit pockets and bring it out in used notes

 

[Chilli.s]

tbh even if they were each fined £10k they'd just look through their suit pockets and bring it out in used notes

Used russian money

 

[cupid_stunt]

I don't recall any suggestions that he organised any of the parties, so don't expect £10k fines for him.

What he did suggest, was he would appeal any FPN and go to court, I doubt he will, but I live in hope that it does, and it becomes entertainment for us, and a complete nightmare for him.

 

[brogdale]

Full house!

 

[Chilli.s]

No one organised them, completely spontaneous, hard to believe but true

 

[bluescreen]

Tbh I'm not a fan of FPNs because they give too much power to the police but admit I'm not minding these.

 

[philosophical]

Their next defence will be to try to say the punishment is merely piddling, so their offence is no worse that piddling behind the bushes in a lay by.
Sorry folks, let’s move on.

I would like in those circumstances lots of comparisons with the punishments for a few naive youngsters having a barbecue on a beach or something. I believe sone of those piddling fines were in the region of £10k.

And if the rules were so piddling anyway, how does that justify the action of the police at the vigil for Sarah Everard?

I bet everybody here had many circumstances where obeying the rules impacted us in big and small ways and everything in between.

I expect something like the P&O head honcho reaction, which added up to ‘so what? Wotcha gonna do about it eh.’

 

[brogdale]

"...and it's only Fucking Tuesday"

 

[cupid_stunt]

"...and it's only Fucking Tuesday"

As funny as that is, the PM and chancellor haven't actually been convicted of anything.

 

[maomao]

Fifty quid or ten grand makes no difference. What he really needs is putting out of our misery with a brick to the skull.

 

[_Russ_]

Aren't they on a 2 week easter break?, itll be old news by the time they get back to work (I use the term loosely)
Or is a recall even remotely on the cards?

 

[Chilli.s]

Rishi always works right through the holidays

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sky has been discussing if, after the bad time he's been having recently, this could tip Sunak over the edge, and if he's resigns that will make it even more difficult for Johnson.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Aren't they on a 2 week easter break?, itll be old news by the time they get back to work (I use the term loosely)
Or is a recall even remotely on the cards?

The Commons return next Tuesday, I doubt it'll be old news by then, the media will be having fun with it over the next few days.

 

[Ax^]

hmm so has number 10 being leaking all this information on sunak for the last week to deflect from the pm and his missis getting fines

 

[Elpenor]

The Commons return next Tuesday, I doubt it'll be old news by then, the media will be having fun with it over the next few days.

Conveniently no PMQs this week eh

 

[Pickman's model]

Aren't they on a 2 week easter break?, itll be old news by the time they get back to work (I use the term loosely)
Or is a recall even remotely on the cards?

being as it is the prime minister who would recall parliament, i leave you to mull over whether johnson will do so

 

[Pickman's model]

"...and it's only Fucking Tuesday"

maybe johnson and sunak will depart public life on friday, which would make this good friday one to remember

 

[Smangus]

They should just depart this life and be done with it. Fuckers.