PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

Boris Johnson tells GB News: We are fatter post-Covid.
He is, the binbag full of fucking foie gras.

 

[two sheds]

Giving it to them exclusively in a hard hitting interview though

 

[Artaxerxes]

Wasn't he meant to be getting fit after his Covid?

Another broken promise

 

[Ax^]

and the Tory papers spent the days slagging odd Nicole sturgeon

for not letting them been her launch campaign wankerw

 

[existentialist]

Wasn't he meant to be getting fit after his Covid?

Another broken promise

One I'm glad for him to break. May the inevitable myocardial infarction be as conclusive as it is possible for it to be. Although the inevitable State funeral proposals will probably give me one of my own

 

[Dystopiary]

I'll never forgive Esther McVile for how dreadfully she treated people claiming benefits, especially disability benefits, including getting charities not to say or do anything about it. The contracts they were made to sign banned them from saying or doing anything that may “attract adverse publicity” to or “damage the reputation.” of her and the DWP.

That cost over £1.8 million (in 2017 - the equivalent would be considerably higher now).
But sure, just your regular journalist doing her job.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[MickiQ]

He's gone to Kyiv

Ukraine: Johnson pledges aid to Zelensky in Kyiv meeting

The PM offers Ukraine 120 armoured vehicles during a visit No 10 calls a "show of solidarity" .

www.bbc.co.uk

I never imagined I would be sorry that the Russian military is so fucking useless

 

[stavros]

Wasn't he meant to be getting fit after his Covid?

Another broken promise

Those U-turns burn some serious calories.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[quiet guy]

I'm sure that caption should just read "Fuck you, fuck you". A typical Tory riposte.

 

[eatmorecheese]

"Cripes! You're doing superbly. World-beating. I've got elections in May. Thank you so much, I couldn't be happier."

 

[SpookyFrank]

Someone needs to get Zelensky some fresh clothes, he's been in that green fleece since February

 

[hegley]

Someone needs to get Zelensky some fresh clothes, he's been in that green fleece since February

And he still manages to look smarter than Johnson.

 

[existentialist]

Someone needs to get Zelensky some fresh clothes, he's been in that green fleece since February

I reckon he might have more than one

And he still manages to look smarter than Johnson.

TBF, he could dress in old Russian fatigues full of bullet holes and mud, and STILL look smarter than Johnson...

 

[Serene]

Better out than in.

 

[two sheds]

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Only a conflict in an old colonial territory can save him and I can't see any on the horizon. Even then I think the Tory's would want someone else in charge !

I just realised I wrote this a few months ago. Ok it isn't an old colonial territory but isn't Bojo now doing a Thatcher Falklands tactic?

 

[quiet guy]

Better out than in.

Think that was a follow on

 

[panpete]

While I don't watch the news, blame the puppeteers who pull his and others' strings.

 

[Dogsauce]

I just realised I wrote this a few months ago. Ok it isn't an old colonial territory but isn't Bojo now doing a Thatcher Falklands tactic?

Absolutely. Someone posted in another thread about how they saw a street stall bedecked with Ukrainian flags that turned out to be Tories campaigning for the local elections. Blatantly cynical.

 

[two sheds]

And campaigning backed by Russian money

 

[Pickman's model]

And campaigning backed by Russian money

That Moscow gold of which we've heard so much

 

[extra dry]

Wasn't he meant to be getting fit after his Covid?

Another broken promise

Someone, paid for by taxes, is force feeding Boris 'Ten Bellies' Johnson.

 

[existentialist]

Someone, paid for by taxes, is force feeding Boris 'Ten Bellies' Johnson.

I don't imagine there has to be all that much force involved...

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't imagine there has to be all that much force involved...

If you provide him a pushing instrument and a big bowl of grain he will help you turn his fatty liver into four gras

 

[Serene]

Johnson was getting exercise with his tennis partner and advisor Boris Becker, but Becker isnt doing so well at the moment.

 

[Sue]

Breaking news on the BBC that Johnson and Sunak are both getting Covid fines.

 

[bluescreen]

Breaking news on the BBC that Johnson and Sunak are both getting Covid fines.

We all knew there was a reason he went to Kyiv.