PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[not-bono-ever]

he must stay until he is broken

 

[not-bono-ever]

imagine a big sound system outside #10 playing Rip it up and start again on repeat. forever

 

[friedaweed]

Lovely bit of reportage here, in a nutshell:

Bob on. I usually find him a bit nauseating but I enjoyed that.

 

[MrSki]

 

[friedaweed]

imagine a big sound system outside #10 playing Rip it up and start again on repeat. forever

Russ Abbott would be more fitting.

 

[Ax^]

imagine a big sound system outside #10 playing Rip it up and start again on repeat. forever

imagine Boris giving a speech after the birds were sent into the air

 

[Artaxerxes]

I sincerely doubt this is true.

It's not but he's the first to get fingered for it

 

[Ax^]

 

[Calamity1971]

Journalist outside number 10 on itv, and there's a crowd playing ' you've got a fight for your right to party'

It was Steve Bray.

 

[Dystopiary]

Yet Dawn Butler got kicked out of the commons for rightly calling him a liar. Messed up system.

 

[Calamity1971]

Yet Dawn Butler got kicked out of the commons for rightly calling him a liar. Messed up system.

And Ian blackford.

 

[Dystopiary]

And Ian blackford.

That's true as well. Forgot that.

 

[Humberto]

What a small character. A senior pol breaks the law you're gone in a democracy. Toff prick.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Ian Dunt from the ‘I’ on Sky’s press review, starts an auto-rant about the Mail's front page with, ‘that’s the most grotesque combination of gibbering lunacies and lack of standards I’ve seen on the front page of a British newspaper in a very long time’, watch the full segment from this point -

 

[Artaxerxes]

Corbyn done it

 

[maomao]

I sincerely doubt this is true.

It's demonstrably not true if you count international law.

 

[Pickman's model]

I sincerely doubt this is true.

Of course it isn't true

 

[Winot]

Very good grilling of Grant Shapps/Michael Green on the Today programme by Nick Robinson. Completely skewered the slippery fucker.

 

[MrSki]

 

[_Russ_]

I get that its just a release thing, but its at the point now that making fun of it just depresses me, every lambasting image I see just reminds me that none of it will change anything

 

[Elpenor]

Urgent exit required for Johnson

 

[Serene]

On the news video yesterday where they showed Johnstone and Sunak on a loop pouring pints of beer and lifting kegs, the staff at the brewery picked up the kegs which were empty and very light, and then Sunak and Johnstone picked them up and they both acted like the kegs were very heavy to put across to the cameras that they were doing some hard work.

 

[existentialist]

On the news video yesterday where they showed Johnstone and Sunak on a loop pouring pints of beer and lifting kegs, the staff at the brewery picked up the kegs which were empty and very light, and then Sunak and Johnstone picked them up and they both acted like the kegs were very heavy to put across to the cameras that they were doing some hard work.

It's so fucking transparent. And yet I imagine loads of people still fall for it

 

[Voley]

 

[existentialist]

Nicely understated.

 

[Voley]

Nicely understated.

I think it might just be the most LibDem thing I've ever seen.

 

[Ax^]

so watching the telly this morning I heard anglea Epstein defend the pm for this

and then calling for the people who tore down the colston statue to be prosecuted as they avoided the law

the brass neck of these wankers

 

[Storm Fox]

so watching the telly this morning I heard anglea Epstein defend the pm for this

and then calling for the people who tore down the colston statue to be prosecuted as they avoided the law

the brass neck of these wankers

They were acquitted by a jury of their peers. Doesn't Angela know that is how justice is done in this country. Now as this doesn't suit the Culture War narrative with all those 'lefty'* lawyers and jurors, do they now propose suspending trial by jury for verdicts they don't like.

I'm sure that is one of the indicators of being a certain type of government. IIRC beginning with 'f'


*lefty in this is case being defined as a person with normal levels of intelligence, empathy and command of the facts.

 

[Ax^]

I'm waiting for the mail to blame the lefty for trying to cancel the PM

 

[weepiper]

You may enjoy this short Twitter thread on the Scottish Tories' luckless attempts at vote gathering for the council elections in Edinburgh today. NB Barnton should be a hotbed of Tory votes (million pound houses aplenty)