PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

Seems legit that some FBPE frother would have the inside track on this…

Not sure where I said it was legit.

 

[Humberto]

He's been pampered whilst he's learned to use and abuse every advantage which was given to him. Never been accountable. A walking disaster.

 

[hipipol]

He now appears keen to reinstate the failed penal colony system in a deal with Paul Kagame, the ruler of Rwanda( no friend of free speech, a working presss, opposition, fond of rigged trials +elections - both resulting in long terms etc, expect a Peerage if he carries this out) to house young male asylum seekers who have crossed the Channel by boat - UK to sign deal to send asylum seekers to Rwanda for processing - He looks a simple buffoon but he is a bitter tand twisted little sadist who has collected a bunch of equally debased yesmen, all who are left are locked into Boris surviving, collectively, all had a hand on the knife that did it. So bound by the web of mutual lies, they will be hard seperate. As with any any encrustation of carapaced beings, I suggest hammer drills

 

[Humberto]

Rwanda a microstate best known for massive 'ethnic cleansing'.

 

[quiet guy]

 

[_Russ_]

Double whammy to any that hope he'll go
1. subject changed, press talk about something else
2. massive appeal to the Tory base

Its all about saving Boris now, thank fuck the Ukrainians said they used their own missiles to hit the Mockba or he'd be in full on Winston mode today

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Double whammy to any that hope he'll go
1. subject changed, press talk about something else
2. massive appeal to the Tory base

Correct, and to be fair the ‘send them to Rwanda’ policy is going to play very well for him. However, there are further fines to come and the Sue Grey report, so moving on is going to be impossible. Even the flaccid Labour Party should be able to inflict some damage in the May elections. The cost of living crisis will ensure continued mass unpopularity for Johnson.

Whilst none of this really matters - if Johnson goes some other scumbag will replace him, and in the midst of the political class intrigue are hundreds of thousands of lives lost to covid, rising inequality and poverty etc - seeing Johnson continually battered is quite enjoyable

 

[Ax^]

Jesus it is say any old shit to save the big dog season again

did the Albanians not say it would be illegal to make this move last year

even sending Patel over to do her Thatcher face impression for the photo ops

guess this will work as about as much as any of the other bold claims from the home office

 

[Serene]

Johnson will probably be on the phone to Putin this week to ask him to prolong the war in Ukraine for another month to distract people from the Tory party, and his own troubles. At least until their penalty notices run out.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sadly, nowhere near enough.

 

[maomao]

Meh. We'll just get Truss and ww3. What's the fucking point in shuffling deckchairs on the Titanic.

 

[Dystopiary]

Between them, but it could doesn't say who gets what. Could be 3 each, or Johnson gets 5 and Sunak 3, wish it was clearer.

I can't even add up. Look at how the fury induced by that prick destroyed my branes.

 

[teqniq]

And another

 

[Calamity1971]

Anyone know where this is from?
Note the nose wipe!

 

[bluescreen]

Anyone know where this is from?
Note the nose wipe!

Pink-eyed terminators and limbless chickens: Boris Johnson's UN speech in quotes

PM uses his General Assembly speech on the challenges of technology to paint a dystopian view before returning to political crisis at home

www.theguardian.com

 

[Artaxerxes]

Cunt.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Members of the press team downstairs are said to have heard Abba music blaring from the flat. But his presence at the earlier event would be particularly problematic for Johnson because it places him front and centre of a social event in No 10.

They also argue that it is impossible to reconcile Johnson’s presence at the event and his drinking with staff with his statements in the House of Commons.

“It’s evidence that he didn’t accidentally mislead the House, he deliberately misled the House,” said one insider. “The PM was drinking himself and attending the Friday night wash-up drinks, something he said he never knew existed.”

A source who has seen a picture from a party during lockdown said: “It was in Downing Street, people around the table, and there was loads of alcohol. If you put that picture on the front pages, I think a lot of people, MPs, who have priced a lot of stuff in will not have priced that in, because it looks like a massive piss-up.”

Full Sunday Times' article - archive.ph

 

[Dogsauce]

Bet those photographers must be minted with all the cash Tory donors will have pushed their way to destroy the evidence.

 

[Sasaferrato]

If we were involved in a war, I'd be shitting it with that bellend making decisions. He's proven repeatedly that his only real skill is making precisely the wrong call and laughing about it. He's a danger to everyone and needs to be removed pronto.

He wouldn't be making the calls, or not in any meaningful sense anyway.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[teqniq]

Fairly predictably the scumbag intends to brazen it out. More front than M&S. The Times article seems to be free to read atm and it's not on archive.ph right now:

The Times & The Sunday Times

News and opinion from The Times & The Sunday Times

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[two sheds]

Clearly needs a larger fine.

 

[Pickman's model]

Fairly predictably the scumbag intends to brazen it out. More front than M&S. The Times article seems to be free to read atm and it's not on archive.ph right now:

The Times & The Sunday Times

News and opinion from The Times & The Sunday Times

www.thetimes.co.uk

Of course breaking the laws he makes is business as usual for the prime minister

 

[brogdale]

The odd thing is, he had the opportunity to decline the Met's FPN to prove his innocence in a court of law.

 

[two sheds]

Is paying it an admission of guilt? Not that it would make any difference to him.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The odd thing is, he had the opportunity to decline the Met's FPN to prove his innocence in a court of law.

I don't think it's that odd TBH, it would have ended-up being a right circus for him, it's a shame, because it would have been good entertainment and funny as fuck if he lost.

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't think it's that odd TBH, it would have ended-up being a right circus for him, it's a shame, because it would have been good entertainment and funny as fuck if he lost.

Let's wait till all the fpn are in

 

[SpookyFrank]

Fairly predictably the scumbag intends to brazen it out. More front than M&S. The Times article seems to be free to read atm and it's not on archive.ph right now:

The Times & The Sunday Times

News and opinion from The Times & The Sunday Times

www.thetimes.co.uk

IIRC by accepting and paying a fixed penalty notice you're in effect pleading guilty to a crime.

 

[Chilli.s]

Contempt of court?

"behavior that opposes or defies the authority, justice, and dignity of the court"