PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Lucy Fur]

Why is the cunt in Scotland when he should be in Brussels working on a deal?

Fucking about with bulls, its important stuff.

 

[BoxRoom]

Fucking about with bulls, its important stuff.

What's he doing? Has he run out of bullshit?

 

[krtek a houby]

Fucking about with bulls, its important stuff.
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What is with Eton PMs and farm animals?

 

[Badgers]

Downing Street refuses to rule out Boris Johnson resigning after series of crushing Brexit defeats

 

[Ranbay]

What's he doing? Has he run out of bullshit?

Trying to stop it from joining the Lib Dems.

 

[gentlegreen]

Downing Street refuses to rule out Boris Johnson resigning after series of crushing Brexit defeats

Perhaps it's been his cunning plan all along

 

[maomao]

Perhaps it's been his cunning plan all along

Well if he hangs around for a hundred days or so and bags that shortest serving PM award some bugger like Gove will have it off him before long. When you break a record you have to set a new one that's hard to break.

 

[ricbake]

Fucking about with bulls, its important stuff.
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Does that bull have a look of contempt on his face?

 

[maomao]

Fucking about with bulls, its important stuff.
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He's a clown and he's sticking to what he's best at. What he definitely doesn't want to do is talk to any grown ups about politics. That wouldn't go down well.

 

[Poot]

Isnt he funny.

 

[not a trot]

Perhaps it's been his cunning plan all along

Gets him a place in the history books.

 

[elbows]

Alternatively:

 

[hash tag]

He's a clown and he's sticking to what he's best at. What he definitely doesn't want to do is talk to any grown ups about politics. That wouldn't go down well.

He's far from being a clown, that's just part of an act to try and get people to like and vote for him.

 

[gentlegreen]

fact-checked

 

[Pickman's model]

He's far from being a clown, that's just part of an act to try and get people to like and vote for him.

oh he is a clown


boris johnson recently

 

[hash tag]

It's difficult to know where to start with describing him really, except to say he really makes me mad.

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

I mean, come on tae fuck. Fucking Billy Bunter shite

 

[Yossarian]

He's far from being a clown, that's just part of an act to try and get people to like and vote for him.

He's a clown who uses his clownery to conceal his true nature and evil intentions - kind of like John Wayne Gacy.

 

[Pickman's model]

Gets him a place in the history books.

We'll shelve his ashes under 942

 

[belboid]

Boris' brilliant latest wheeze to resolve the backstop - involve Stormont! The fact that it hasn't even sat for 32 months is clearly irrelevant

 

[elbows]

Boris' brilliant latest wheeze to resolve the backstop - involve Stormont! The fact that it hasn't even sat for 32 months is clearly irrelevant

It makes more sense (in the Boris scheme of things) when we learn that his new dog is called Stormont.

 

[elbows]

Mind if its Johnson giving the orders, his dog might not sit for 32 months either.

 

[Pickman's model]

Boris' brilliant latest wheeze to resolve the backstop - involve Stormont! The fact that it hasn't even sat for 32 months is clearly irrelevant

I wish our wretched politicians would just admit they aren't up to the task

 

[maomao]

The Boris loving Tommy twats at work who haven't shut up about him since he became PM wouldn't be drawn on the subject today. Perhaps he finally has made a big enough cunt out of himself.

 

[ruffneck23]

Possibly not the right thread but lol anyway

 

[agricola]

Possibly not the right thread but lol anyway

Elsewhere under that post:

 

[Johnny Doe]

Possibly not the right thread but lol anyway

Is that genuine?

 

[ruffneck23]

Is that genuine?

Seems as legit as anything else on the internet

 

[belboid]

Is that genuine?

indeed, it directly follows

 

[agricola]

I mean, come on tae fuck. Fucking Billy Bunter shite

That is such a ludicrous thing it has given me a bit of a concussion.