PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Poi E]

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[ricbake]

Cameron is so much more of an inept pig fucking self serving narrow minded useless piece of Conservative wank waste bollocks that calling him a girly swot only reflects badly on Johnson.

 

[maomao]

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No need to repeat yourself.

 

[chilango]

It's clear to see that Johnson really isn't used to not getting his own way. He's breezed through life being handed whatever he wanted on a plate and hasn't learnt how to fight for anything.

Good.

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

 

[Humberto]

It's a fantastic start, and the longer it goes on like this, the better for the country.

I disagree. In terms of 'is he doing his purported job of leading the country, bringing in a new 'golden age', and leading his party' then he has started abysmally. As I said, it's embarrassing.

 

[Humberto]

If you can't get your heads round that then I don't like you very much.

 

[Celyn]

I disagree. In terms of 'is he doing his purported job of leading the country, bringing in a new 'golden age', and leading his party' then he has started abysmally. As I said, it's embarrassing.

Well, it's embarrassing for Tories. Horrifying for the rest of us.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Well, it's embarrassing for Tories. Horrifying for the rest of us.

I'd like to believe the Tories are embarrassed but I just don't think Tories are built that way. Brass necked entitlement overrules any potential sense of embarrassment

 

[hash tag]

Major, Hammond, Clarke, Soames, Greening etc. Are I would imagine very ashamed or very embarrassed. I wonder how many of these voted Johnson?

 

[Libertad]

Kuenssberg with a fag on though.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Rivendelboy]

What happens if Boris just flouts the law (if it becomes such) and pushes no deal/refuses to ask for an extension?

I'm concerned that, if they think appealing to the law is any solution, the opposition is being very naive. I can't imagine the penalty for such would impact the quality of this rich white privileged bully will be severely affected and he'll be seen as the 'brexit hero', even if he loses his PM job. He'll effectively become the new Farage.

 

[butchersapron]

What happens if Boris just flouts the law (if it becomes such) and pushes no deal/refuses to ask for an extension?

I'm concerned that, if they think appealing to the law is any solution, the opposition is being very naive. I can't imagine the penalty for such would impact the quality of this rich white privileged bully will be severely affected and he'll be seen as the 'brexit hero', even if he loses his PM job. He'll effectively become the new Farage.

What would non-naivety push the opposition to do? What are they not doing that you want them to do?

 

[hash tag]

Nick Soames...
"Winston Churchill was like Winston Churchill because of his experiences in life. Boris Johnson's experience in life is telling a lot of porkies about the European Union in Brussels and then becoming prime minister."

"In a scornful interview, Sir Nicholas also labelled Jacob Rees-Mogg "an absolute fraud" after the Leader of the House of Commons lay almost horizontally on the Government front bench during this week's debate on whether the opposition should have control of the order paper."




He said: "He is an absolute fraud, he is a living example of what a moderately cut double-breasted suit and a decent tie can do with an ultra-posh voice and a bit of ginger stuck up his a***. You do not behave like that as Leader of the House.”

 

[hash tag]

 

[butchersapron]

Nick Soames...
"Winston Churchill was like Winston Churchill because of his experiences in life. Boris Johnson's experience in life is telling a lot of porkies about the European Union in Brussels and then becoming prime minister."

"In a scornful interview, Sir Nicholas also labelled Jacob Rees-Mogg "an absolute fraud" after the Leader of the House of Commons lay almost horizontally on the Government front bench during this week's debate on whether the opposition should have control of the order paper."




He said: "He is an absolute fraud, he is a living example of what a moderately cut double-breasted suit and a decent tie can do with an ultra-posh voice and a bit of ginger stuck up his a***. You do not behave like that as Leader of the House.”

Damn right, we need proper (yank money marrying - title selling) aristos running the country for us. FFS.

 

[teqniq]

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Nick Soames...

He said: "He is an absolute fraud, he is a living example of what a moderately cut double-breasted suit and a decent tie can do with an ultra-posh voice and a bit of ginger stuck up his a***. You do not behave like that as Leader of the House.”

I think that the moderately cut suit dig is what will tip JRM over the edge

 

[pogofish]

Why is the cunt in Scotland when he should be in Brussels working on a deal?

Why is he in Scotland? Full stop..!

 

[thinking cat]

He looks like that actor from the goodies as well as donald trump

 

[MrSki]

 

[Just saying ...]

Now that’s funny!

 

[Just saying ...]

One of these is a bovinely stupid animal, led by the nose by it’s handler while producing bucket loads of bullsh*t and the other is a bull.

BTW is the man at the back doing the Brexit Hokey Cokey . . . In, out, in, out, shake it all about?

Fucking about with bulls, its important stuff.
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[Celyn]

He looks like that actor from the goodies as well as donald trump

Tim Brooke-Taylor? The one with the Union Flag waistcoat?

 

[cupid_stunt]

What with Rudd gone now, I can't see how BJ can survive.

Amber Rudd resigns from cabinet and surrenders Conservative whip

 

[Celyn]

One of these is a bovinely stupid animal, led by the nose by it’s handler while producing bucket loads of bullsh*t and the other is a bull.

BTW is the man at the back doing the Brexit Hokey Cokey . . . In, out, in, out, shake it all about?

Hmm, Ruth Davidson (ex Tory leader in Scotland) also liked stupid photo-ops with bovines.

 

[Celyn]

What with Rudd gone now, I can't see how BJ can survive.

Amber Rudd resigns from cabinet and surrenders Conservative whip

Oh, how we shall all miss Amber Rudd. Johnson can survive, though. Like a cockroach.

 

[YouSir]

Where will all these defecting Tories end up? Even the Lib Dems can't be stupid/desperate/opportunist enough to take them all can they? Or will it just be skulking back to the mothership in a month or two, whether Johnson's there or not.

 

[MrSki]