PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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agricola
a genuine importer of owls
Rees-Mogg heard about the Trinity
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
According to the bloke in the clip he is in Morley in Leeds.
I was going to post this, only because years ago, I had the worse migraine I've ever had, culminating in me believing my mum (who I lived with at the time) actually lived in Leeds.
It turns out I may have had an out if body, time travelling, experience....
....it would explain why I feel so fucking horrific afterwards. I become Boris Johnson!
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
According to the bloke in the clip he is in Morley in Leeds.
he is in that clip, he decided against a walkabout in Wakey but did the cop stunt there.
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
All Cops Are Boris
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
This is not America... Wonder where he gets his ideas?
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
channel 4 news going big on Johnsons growing whirlpool of difficulties - with raised eyebrows all round at how badly he is performing. frazer nelson desperately trying to make excuses - "i dont think he was expecting to be campaigning at this point - so he will be a little unprepared ..."
Other people have pointed out the "die in a ditch" before asking for an extension comment - which surely means would have to resign if he doesn't get his election before oct 31. given the growing disquiet in the tory party and the fucking state of him - might be worth putting a tenner on the twat walking.
Other people have pointed out the "die in a ditch" before asking for an extension comment - which surely means would have to resign if he doesn't get his election before oct 31. given the growing disquiet in the tory party and the fucking state of him - might be worth putting a tenner on the twat walking.
Humberto
Relax
This doesn't look like a good start. It has become a balancing act between not actually giving a fuck about people (i.e not respecting others and their interests) and being caught and punished for being so. This is just a man who calls a £250k sinecure 'chicken feed'. It's embarrassing to witness. They are rubbish on quite a few levels. Since I said it, I will point to a few:
* They should be punished, politically and electorally. Yet such is the shit state of things they are the party with the most backing. Hence the fading mediocrities that flow out of Eton and Oxbridge into the system.
* When rich, privileged people are feted because they get given everything they want, and are then celebrated for it; that is the company they keep. It becomes the bubble they inhabit and then they don't/can't acknowledge their own wickedness. They can't understand or relate to the consequences. All I mean by 'wickedness' is that they starve, beggar humiliate etc everyone else. With the worst off getting the most shit. And they keep getting away with it.
* Lies. Johnson and his administration are liars. Such as: he has been in trouble with the police, he has called £250k chicken feed (that alone should sink him), he used cocaine but apparently 'wasn't fussed about it' or some rubbish, he speaks about people who are to not be beaten up 'too badly', he's supposedly a man of the people but is a Bannon acolyte and employs this Cummings gobshite (in other words a cynical manipulator/lying cretin).
* Quite honestly he has behaved disgracefully in his short time in the big chair. Angry bluster, prorogation.
OK, so.
* They should be punished, politically and electorally. Yet such is the shit state of things they are the party with the most backing. Hence the fading mediocrities that flow out of Eton and Oxbridge into the system.
* When rich, privileged people are feted because they get given everything they want, and are then celebrated for it; that is the company they keep. It becomes the bubble they inhabit and then they don't/can't acknowledge their own wickedness. They can't understand or relate to the consequences. All I mean by 'wickedness' is that they starve, beggar humiliate etc everyone else. With the worst off getting the most shit. And they keep getting away with it.
* Lies. Johnson and his administration are liars. Such as: he has been in trouble with the police, he has called £250k chicken feed (that alone should sink him), he used cocaine but apparently 'wasn't fussed about it' or some rubbish, he speaks about people who are to not be beaten up 'too badly', he's supposedly a man of the people but is a Bannon acolyte and employs this Cummings gobshite (in other words a cynical manipulator/lying cretin).
* Quite honestly he has behaved disgracefully in his short time in the big chair. Angry bluster, prorogation.
OK, so.
fakeplasticgirl
Keirleader
What the fuck is that imagery about? Why is the bumbling prick standing in front of lines of police officers? What incompetent fascist thiught that was a good idea?!
ruffneck23
front left
andysays
Love and solidarity
Oh, this will go well...
mauvais
on reddit or something
It's a fantastic start, and the longer it goes on like this, the better for the country.
Baronage-Phase
Well-Known Member
Tongue in cheek?
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Possibly in the 6 counties (soon to be part of the Republic of Ireland)
mauvais
on reddit or something
No.
Baronage-Phase
Well-Known Member
mauvais
on reddit or something
I think he's doing a great job, pretty much exactly what I want.
He's a national, live practical demonstration of what happens when you put a charlatan in charge, which is something this country desperately needs, like collective CBT.
He's absolutely terrible news for everyone that supported him, like the media, and they'll have reduced political capital for some time as a result.
He's doing serious and possibly permanent damage to the Tory party, to what extent is unclear. He's got Trump's disastrous performance without the sycophancy and support base.
As long as it carries on like this, and it probably will, I don't really know how it could be going any better.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
'cos countries with right wing populist leaders are just what those countries need. History proves that, I'm sure.
What a diplomat.
I like the way he manages to insult the US and Corbyn with the same phrase.
Pence shows more emotion in front of this unelected human potato than he did in front of caged children
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Meh, they all agreed to line up behind him. Nick the lot of the for wasting police time I say.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
19sixtysix
Life as viewed from a Gay Gorbals Garret
Why is the cunt in Scotland when he should be in Brussels working on a deal?
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