PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Baronage-Phase]

So..the cows in NI are Irish. And living in a united Ireland...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Boris talking about giving the country a choice...standing in front of 2 rows of coppers.
Saying parliament scuppered everything.

Not coppers yet, recruits in training.

It's now focused on him & 4 in the front row, I admire the 2 on the extreme left & right holding it together, the one on the nearest left is as miserable as hell*, the one on the nearest right has been struggling not to crack-up.

*ETA, she's given up & sat down.

 

[peterkro]

Did I just see a policewoman faint from boredom directly behind Johnson while he blethered.This is a very good circus.

 

[andysays]

Has he just said he'd rather be dead in a ditch than ask the EU for another extension?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Has he just said he'd rather be dead in a ditch than ask the EU for another extension?

That can be easily arranged.

 

[Teaboy]

That can be easily arranged.

Finally a policy of his we can all get behind.

 

[steveo87]

Has he just said he'd rather be dead in a ditch than ask the EU for another extension?

Good to think he's keeping all options open.

As an aside, its mad how knackered he looks and he's only been there for a fee weeks

 

[Baronage-Phase]

WATCH: Government 'stockpiling body bags' says doctor who advised over no-deal Brexit

Government 'stockpiling body bags' says doctor who contributed to Yellowhammer

 

[danny la rouge]

Is the cabinet stockpiling ditches, though?

 

[Pickman's model]

Is the cabinet stockpiling ditches, though?

You don't pile ditches

The cabinet will dig their own graves, literally and figuratively

 

[danny la rouge]

You don't pile ditches

Good point. Although my grandad, whenever he stumbled, would say “who left that hole sticking up?”

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Today. Pence made an appearance too. Fuck all on the Beeb thou.

Pass me my Purdey Pickman's model & make sure there’s two in.

 

[belboid]

even the Mail have said his speech was bizarre and awful today. 'More Boris Yeltsin than Boris Johnson'

 

[steveo87]

All those coppers, and none of them went rogue....

 

[andysays]

The West Yorkshire PCC has attacked Johnson for making a speech on front of those rows of police.

I know the election campaign hasn't officially begun yet, but are there rules about using eg the police in that way once it has?

 

[agricola]

The West Yorkshire PCC has attacked Johnson for making a speech on front of those rows of police.

I know the election campaign hasn't officially begun yet, but are there rules about using eg the police in that way once it has?

In an election, absolutely. There are also bits in the Code of Practice that require police officers not to take an active part in politics. Given that he has tried to get an election yesterday, will try again on Monday, No.10 was briefing this afternoon that this was the first day of the campaign and he actually said during the speech "we want a General Election", whoever thought that it would be ok to allow this should really be required to explain their rationale.

 

[existentialist]

"Rules are for other people, not me"

 

[teqniq]

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Rules are for other people, not me"

"Rules are for toffs and bureaucrats, not me", is also how it might play.

I know it doesn't make sense, but none of this makes sense.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

even the Mail have said his speech was bizarre and awful today. 'More Boris Yeltsin than Boris Johnson'

Quite good going getting criticised by that vile rag.

 

[hash tag]

Has he just said he'd rather be dead in a ditch than ask the EU for another extension?

Very tempting. It can certainly be arranged.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Very tempting. It can certainly be arranged.

Sure we'll all be happy to buy shovels to help out.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Kaka Tim]

he is completely fucking useless. incoherent, half arsed, unfocused, lack lustre. like someone with a permanent drug/booze hangover - makes theresa may look like barack obama.
Fucking laughing at those tory mps who voted for him cos of his "charsiama" and "pazzaz".
Get the election on i say - and lets watch the toss rag fall apart.

 

[Yossarian]

Wonder if his minders had a word with everywhere selling milkshakes in a 1-mile radius...

 

[bluescreen]

Why did he choose Wakefield?

 

[belboid]

Why did he choose Wakefield?

He thinks they can win it

 

[MrSki]

Why did he choose Wakefield?

According to the bloke in the clip he is in Morley in Leeds.

 

[bluescreen]

He thinks they can win it

Thanks. That makes some sense, inasmuch as anything he does. Straight fight marginal between Tory and Labour: 22,987 plays 20,811 in 2017 and no one else anywhere. Plus he gets brownie points for daring to show his face anywhere they speak with a short a.

 

[BCBlues]

You want help digging that ditch bojo, theres plenty out here will give you a hand