PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[TopCat]

Never mind watching people call for his head, watch then take it

Did you miss out a comma?

 

[Pickman's model]

Did you miss out a comma?

No, but a typo in them

 

[Lord Camomile]

Sorry, know I'm a bit late to this, but aside from everything else, the sheer concept of a "corruptly wallpapered flat" is... well, it's a new one, is all, y'gotta give him that.

 

[Raheem]

The icing will be if it turns out his value as a columnist, speaker and media personality has plummeted and he ends up having to get a proper job to pay the school fees.

 

[Pickman's model]

The icing will be if it turns out his value as a columnist, speaker and media personality has plummeted and he ends up having to get a proper job to pay the school fees.

he'd need at least several well-paid proper jobs just to pay the child support before you get onto the fees

 

[steeplejack]

Yep he'll be even more radioactive than Cameron once he's gone. Suspect he will end up abroad, in the US, grifting.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yep he'll be even more radioactive than Cameron once he's gone. Suspect he will end up abroad, in the US, grifting.

he'll end up rather south of the united states

 

[Serene]

I am hearing that Johnson is planning to announce at 6 this evening that Xmas day is to be brought forward to this wednesday ( the 22nd ), and that full lockdown will commence on saturday.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I am hearing that Johnson is planning to announce at 6 this evening that Xmas day is to be brought forward to this wednesday ( the 22nd ), and that full lockdown will commence on saturday.

Source? Strikes me as highly unlikely

 

[Serene]

Source? Strikes me as highly unlikely

I appologise, I dreamt it last night. Goblin Gove appeared and recommended xmas be moved to next autumn where we can then have two xmasses at once leaving more working days in next December.

 

[existentialist]

Source? Strikes me as highly unlikely

It is important to remember that Serene's posts are for humour purposes only

 

[DaveCinzano]

Sauce?

I have my suspicions it may have been a contributory factor

 

[Serene]

I have my suspicions it may have been a contributory factor

I do not think that it is so far fetched that they would do it. That they would bring it forward.

 

[existentialist]

I do not think that it is so far fetched that they would do it, that they would bring it forward.

It's plausible enough to be funny

 

[Steel Icarus]

It is important to remember that Serene's posts are for humour purposes only

I see.
Ha.




Ha.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I see.
Ha.




Ha.

Come on, get into the seasonal spirit - it's not 'Ha. Ha.', it's...

 

[Orang Utan]

Source? Strikes me as highly unlikely

Put it on ignore and feel that knot of irritation disappear!

 

[brogdale]

Cabinet meet at 2pm.

 

[Serene]

Put it on ignore and feel that knot of irritation disappear!

I thought this is a friendly left-wing forum. Left-wing people must fight all the hate.

 

[xenon]

Put it on ignore and feel that knot of irritation disappear!

Oh don't be mean.

it's xmas!

 

[Pickman's model]

Source? Strikes me as highly unlikely

serene has been on the sauce to suggest that

 

[two sheds]

I thought it was quite good

 

[DaveCinzano]

I thought this is a friendly left-wing forum.

 

[Sprocket.]

I am hearing that Johnson is planning to announce at 6 this evening that Xmas day is to be brought forward to this wednesday ( the 22nd ), and that full lockdown will commence on saturday.

Stop giving them ideas, you know they can’t think for themselves.

 

[hegley]

 

[brogdale]

Oh what a tangled web...

 

[elbows]

Our lies met across a crowded room,
I'm certain that it was politically safer for us to meet in person,
Because we could not trust that certain ministers would not get their knobs out on zoom.

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh what a tangled web...

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perhaps the agenda might be published - all meetings have agendas, surely? and if not then perhaps the calling notice might be presented to the public. although i suppose the agenda looked like this:

1) minutes of last drinking session meeting
2) matters arising (whose round is it?)
3) getting pissed
4) laughing at the little people
5) aob

 

[brogdale]

 

[elbows]

He hasnt thought that through, given all the people who couldnt 'pop in' to check on their relatives even when they were dying.