PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Petcha]

Meanwhile, while that meeting was going on..

 

[Petcha]

Prolly already been covered but Ed Balls saying there is no other place that pic could have been taken from except the Chancellor's offices

 

[Pickman's model]

Prolly already been covered but Ed Balls saying there is no other place that pic could have been taken from except the Chancellor's offices

and he spent enough time gazing out of those windows to know

 

[Petcha]

and he spent enough time gazing out of those windows to know

If this is a play by Sunak then so be it. Anyone, anyone could do a better job right now than the fuckwit currently in No.10. When is the coup going to come.

 

[existentialist]

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The exceptionalism runs deep...

 

[Pickman's model]

If this is a play by Sunak then so be it. Anyone, anyone could do a better job right now than the fuckwit currently in No.10. When is the coup going to come.

be careful what you wish for. give it six months of a shitty sunak administration and there'll be calls for johnson to return. but the king over the water will be smears of shit on the thatcher peninsula

 

[existentialist]

He hasnt thought that through, given all the people who couldnt 'pop in' to check on their relatives even when they were dying.

Err, this is Dominic Raab we're talking about, here. Thinking things through just isn't how he rolls.

(talking of which, he got a bit of a kicking along those lines in last week's Dead Ringers )

 

[elbows]

Err, this is Dominic Raab we're talking about, here. Thinking things through just isn't how he rolls.

(talking of which, he got a bit of a kicking along those lines in last week's Dead Ringers )

The front page of the Star also makes a habit of documenting the search for his brain.

 

[Sprocket.]

If this is a play by Sunak then so be it. Anyone, anyone could do a better job right now than the fuckwit currently in No.10. When is the coup going to come.

With Johnson allegedly being a student of the Classics perhaps the Ides of March would be appropriate.

 

[existentialist]

The front page of the Star also makes a habit of documenting the search for his brain.

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Not a paper I read, I should say, so I am pleasantly surprised to find that we are apparently as one on this...

 

[Sprocket.]

 

[Wilf]

The icing will be if it turns out his value as a columnist, speaker and media personality has plummeted and he ends up having to get a proper job to pay the school fees.

He'll probably have to send wave after wave of his children out to get a job.

 

[not a trot]

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Be a real shame if it's Boris who has been carved up by this time next week.

 

[Sue]

My colleague has just been telling me there's been loads of stuff about Boris Johnson in the German/Polish press. Absolutely mortifying. .

 

[teqniq]

If this is a play by Sunak then so be it. Anyone, anyone could do a better job right now than the fuckwit currently in No.10. When is the coup going to come.

I have zero wish to see Sunak in charge. There is, in fact no best of a bad bunch to be had here. Of far more interest to me is what was being discussed when he met healthcare bosses whilst in California.

 

[brogdale]

Of far more interest to me is what was being discussed when he met healthcare bosses whilst in California.

That would be the price.

 

[teqniq]

Most likely.

 

[Pickman's model]

My colleague has just been telling me there's been loads of stuff about Boris Johnson in the German/Polish press. Absolutely mortifying. .

I'm concerned that if the penguins learn much about Johnson they might turn up their beaks at him

 

[Pickman's model]

Be a real shame if it's Boris who has been carved up by this time next week.

Senior members of the 1922 committee have been seen surreptitiously reading swift's 'modest proposal' and I'm told long pig appears on the menu for the parliamentary Tory party's Xmas lunch

 

[Yossarian]

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"Puffed up, saggy-necked, and doomed, Boris Johnson encounters a turkey."

 

[Pickman's model]

"Puffed up, saggy-necked, and doomed, Boris Johnson encounters a turkey."

The first draft of animal farm ends with the line 'they looked from turkey to man and man to turkey and back again and could no longer discern a difference'

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[stavros]

If this is a play by Sunak then so be it. Anyone, anyone could do a better job right now than the fuckwit currently in No.10. When is the coup going to come.

Given he's had nearly two years in the job is Sunak not already in too deep to make sweeping changes? Aside from a reshuffle it's difficult to see him ditching all of Truss, Raab, Eustice, Shapps, Patel, etc.

 

[not a trot]

Senior members of the 1922 committee have been seen surreptitiously reading swift's 'modest proposal' and I'm told long pig appears on the menu for the parliamentary Tory party's Xmas lunch

Hope the cunts choke on it.

 

[not a trot]

2nd square down on the right. Is that some kind of trough ?

 

[gentlegreen]

What I want to know is if they're slumming it with wine and cheese from Aldi ...

 

[magneze]

My colleague has just been telling me there's been loads of stuff about Boris Johnson in the German/Polish press. Absolutely mortifying. .

Like what?

 

[Sue]

Like what?

Mainly last year's Christmas party stuff.

 

[DaveCinzano]

2nd square down on the right. Is that some kind of trough ?

That's the shallow grave they've got ready

 

[Raheem]

2nd square down on the right. Is that some kind of trough ?

You can't handle the trough!