PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[DaveCinzano]

Trough justice

 

[Pickman's model]

Trough justice

Every time Johnson hears the word trough he wants to get his snout in one

 

[DaveCinzano]

Every time Johnson hears the word trough he wants to get his snout in one

Kind of a refreshing change from the antepenultimate PM

 

[Raheem]

Maybe the mysterious object in the photo is Liz Trough.

 

[BCBlues]

Maybe the mysterious object in the photo is Liz Trough.

Nah it's the extention they had put in for Gove to sleep over

 

[hash tag]

I have zero wish to see Sunak in charge. There is, in fact no best of a bad bunch to be had here. Of far more interest to me is what was being discussed when he met healthcare bosses whilst in California.

As previously mentioned, the telegraph has him on 2/1 with Truss next at 5/1.

 

[Kaka Tim]

 

[MrSki]

 

[spitfire]

He’s lost the terraces. They think it’s all over…

I don’t know why I get these on my timeline but I would feel bad if I didn’t share with you

 

[brogdale]

Thank god we haven't got the Irish mutation.

 

[two sheds]

REJOICE!

gloomy scientists

Omicron looks like it'll be rife in the older tory population.

 

[Sprocket.]

REJOICE!

gloomy scientists

Omicron looks like it'll be rife in the older tory population.

Omni-Crones more likely!

 

[Yossarian]

REJOICE!

gloomy scientists

I'm struggling to think of times when government ministers defying gloomy scientists has turned out to be something to rejoice about.

 

[ska invita]

this makes me really worried about the 1/6 of the population who think he's more honest than most politicians - probably the same 1/6 who think he has sound judgment.

classic vox pop: Hes doing his best + well who else could do the job?
Never mind imaging the end of capitalism, some people cant even imagine an alternative to johnson

 

[Badgers]

 

[Pickman's model]

classic vox pop: Hes doing his best + well who else could do the job?
Never mind imaging the end of capitalism, some people cant even imagine an alternative to johnson

Well not an alternative on the same abysmal level anyway

 

[steeplejack]

What would be more astonishing amidst all this drip-drip of illegal parties is a picture of Johnson and senior Tories actually doing some work in mid-2020.

I guess work, like rules, is for the little people.

 

[Pickman's model]

What would be more astonishing amidst all this drip-drip of illegal parties is a picture of Johnson and senior Tories actually doing some work in mid-2020.

I guess work, like rules, is for the little people.

Be grateful they're not working or the harm they've done through inactivity would be as nothing compared to the mess they'd make through exerting effort

 

[brogdale]

Up to date favourability polling looking unsurprisingly dire for blustercunt...but nearly 1 in 4 respondents thinking he's doing well is disturbing...the walk amongst us.

 

[Schmetterling]

From the Daily Heil; I love, love, love that they have included the dog!

 

[stdP]

Graun has some excerpts from the continental press, including this from Spiegel's Jörg Schindler:

Der Spiegel said bluntly that barely two years after “the apparently glorious election victory of the political entertainer”, Johnson today resembles “a fire-eater who’s run out of fuel: no more sparks, no flickering flames, only cold smoke rising over Downing Street.”

The paper’s London correspondent, Jörg Schindler, however, concluded it was not yet certain the prime minister with “a Pinocchio-like relationship with the truth” was about to leave the stage. Despite partygate, wallpapergate and countless other scandals, Johnson had “never made a secret of the fact that he only knows one moral code: his”.

He has always been, the magazine said, “the naked emperor who cried: ‘Look, I have no clothes.’ That has made him unassailable.” Even with his polling at record lows, he will not resign. And for him to be kicked out by his party, “it would first have to recover the decency it largely lost when it surrendered to its election winner”.

‘A fire-eater who’s run out of fuel’: European press lays into Boris Johnson

Continental media are in no mood to donner un break to the British PM, sensing the ‘beginning of the end’

www.theguardian.com

Personally, I'm thinking of a scene from Robocop where a desperate politician barricades himself in his office with a bunch of hostages and an uzi, begging to be given his job back. Maybe they'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.

 

[elbows]

Personally, I'm thinking of a scene from Robocop where a desperate politician barricades himself in his office with a bunch of hostages and an uzi, begging to be given his job back. Maybe they'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.

 

[BCBlues]

From the Daily Heil; I love, love, love that they have included the dog!


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Who the hell is Martin Reynolds and why have they photoshopped the giant fish he caught that he was showing Dim Dom out of the pic.

 

[equationgirl]

From the Daily Heil; I love, love, love that they have included the dog!


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Carrie is holding the dog, it has pointed ears if you zoom in.

 

[stavros]

Who the hell is Martin Reynolds and why have they photoshopped the giant fish he caught that he was showing Dim Dom out of the pic.

He appears to be attempting to play charades with a blind person.

 

[Orang Utan]

Up to date favourability polling looking unsurprisingly dire for blustercunt...but nearly 1 in 4 respondents thinking he's doing well is disturbing...the walk amongst us.

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I’m surprised by this, did not think the Xmas party business would be very damaging at all

 

[Artaxerxes]

I’m surprised by this, did not think the Xmas party business would be very damaging at all

People love a good snitch. We saw a lot of people getting irate watching the neighbours break the rules, mass curtain twitching and staring at the world outside (of course when I do it's absolutely fine, vital in fact) and this is just more of the same. "I was a good lad, but he broke the rules, absolute bastard"

 

[Orang Utan]

People love a good snitch. We saw a lot of people getting irate watching the neighbours break the rules, mass curtain twitching and staring at the world outside (of course when I do it's absolutely fine, vital in fact) and this is just more of the same. "I was a good lad, but he broke the rules, absolute bastard"

Yes, but there are many of us who did break the rules too, which is why he may get alway with this

 

[Artaxerxes]

Yes, but there are many of us who did break the rules too, which is why he may get alway with this

Yes but again, when I/you break the rules it's fine. Other people no.

We always justify our own behaviour and pull up others

 

[brogdale]

I’m surprised by this, did not think the Xmas party business would be very damaging at all

Personally not surprised; having listened all week to my elderly rellies...they're furious...and the demographic that vote for these cunts.