PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[brogdale]

Today's CWS instalment:

 

[tim]

It’s just like being in a work canteen when some idiot starts reading the paper out to you, with his own trite footnotes, when all you’re trying to do is read the papers yourself

That's mostly what happens here and you've managed to stand it and stir it for a couple of decades.

You librarians are all the same all you ever want to do is shush people and feed them to penguins.

 

[philosophical]

Last week I heard Cambridge United fans chant ‘cheese and wine? You’re having a laugh’.
Cambridge!
I suppose they are a bit tainted by poshness so didn’t swear.
Leeds fans have always been excellent at vocals, even though in the past they have been appallingly racist.

 

[brogdale]

Guardian running with this, latest picture 'exclusive' from May 2020 when...

At the time social mixing between households was limited to two people, who could only meet outdoors and at a distance of at least 2 metres. In workplaces, guidance said in-person meetings should only take place if “absolutely necessary”.

 

[philosophical]

Blah blah blah foreshortening blah blah blah

 

[hash tag]

What chance of him going by year end?

 

[brogdale]

What chance of him going by year end?

Dunno, but now we know they'll deffo be a Downing St. presser tomorrow so he can distract with the next (belated) move.

 

[PTK]

Dunno, but now we know they'll deffo be a Downing St. presser tomorrow so he can distract with the next (belated) move.

Have you a source for this news?

 

[killer b]

No real joy to be had from this carefully choreographed sequence of leaks and resignations 'cause it's all being carefully choreographed by the worst people in the tory party, and they'll probably end up with the house keys.

 

[brogdale]

Have you a source for this news?

Sorry no, just going on previous patterns.

 

[Artaxerxes]

No real joy to be had from this carefully choreographed sequence of leaks and resignations 'cause it's all being carefully choreographed by the worst people in the tory party, and they'll probably end up with the house keys.

"What do you mean, the other worst worst people in the Tory party"


"WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER"

 

[Calamity1971]

Guardian running with this, latest picture 'exclusive' from May 2020 when...



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Just breaking on sky news.

 

[BristolEcho]

I know it shouldn't be a surprise, but it's actually a little bit depressing. All the effort put in by so many people and this lot were obviously taking the piss.

 

[BCBlues]

I know it shouldn't be a surprise, but it's actually a little bit depressing. All the effort put in by so many people and this lot were obviously taking the piss.

Not just depressing, it's also annoying, infuriating, and fucking annoying and fucking infuriating

 

[Cerberus]

Chants of ‘Boris Johnson is a cunt’ and ‘fuck off Tories’ at Spurs today - in and outside the ground…

 

[Pickman's model]

Chants of ‘Boris Johnson is a cunt’ and ‘fuck off Tories’ at Spurs today - in and outside the ground…

Among the away supporters no doubt

 

[Calamity1971]

Today's CWS instalment:

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He's on a roll today.
Oof.

 

[Calamity1971]

Pippa Crear saying the guy opposite Johnson is Cummings? Out the front door with cardboard box then round the back for drinks?

 

[Cerberus]

Among the away supporters no doubt

No, the home fans. We aren’t as staid and middle class as the librarians down the other end of the Seven Sisters Rd

 

[elbows]

Pippa Crear saying the guy opposite Johnson is Cummings? Out the front door with cardboard box then round the back for drinks?

I've not looked into who it is in the photo, but the photo is from many months before Cummings departure with the cardboard box.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I've not looked into who it is in the photo, but the photo is from many months before Cummings departure with the cardboard box.

yes, the box photo was november

 

[equationgirl]

Yeah, that's definitely Dom opposite Boris and Carrie.

 

[Calamity1971]

I've not looked into who it is in the photo, but the photo is from many months before Cummings departure with the cardboard box.

Apparently 10 days before the rose garden interview.

 

[Calamity1971]

If true, it's not really a surprise anymore is it?

 

[Raheem]

If true, it's not really a surprise anymore is it?

Everyone in the civil service will have to recuse themselves and it will end up being done by graduate faststreamer with a sideline in tiktoks.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

 

[TopCat]

I think he is fucked now. Like a former boyfriend who was once much lusted after, now he just repels. The milk has finally turned sour. Watch the country call for his head when he restricts Christmas for us all.

 

[bimble]

I think he is fucked now. Like a former boyfriend who was once much lusted after, now he just repels. The milk has finally turned sour. Watch the country call for his head when he restricts Christmas for us all.

Agree with the first bit but I think we won’t do that (Xmas) for that very reason.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think he is fucked now. Like a former boyfriend who was once much lusted after, now he just repels. The milk has finally turned sour. Watch the country call for his head when he restricts Christmas for us all.

Never mind watching people call for his head, watch then take it