PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Kaka Tim]

The snivelling fucking coward. His first reaction was to find someone else to dump it onto. Cunt.

well - if its any consolation - he looks likes he's aged about 20 years in the past two months. He looks haggard, tired and his bouffant "personality" barnet is looking distinctly thin and wispy.

 

[elbows]

Its because he will no longer fit in the fridge he used to regenerate in overnight.

 

[Chilli.s]

well - if its any consolation - he looks likes he's aged about 20 years in the past two months. He looks haggard, tired and his bouffant "personality" barnet is looking distinctly thin and wispy.

yes, this is the best news. He looks like an old man, and not a very well old man too.

 

[brogdale]

Coming thick and fast, now.
Mick's cuz...

 

[Smangus]

Not surprised no one invited him , blokes a grade A* Twat.

 

[existentialist]

well - if its any consolation - he looks likes he's aged about 20 years in the past two months. He looks haggard, tired and his bouffant "personality" barnet is looking distinctly thin and wispy.

Good.

 

[elbows]

Not surprised no one invited him , blokes a grade A* Twat.

They invited his alter ego instead.

 

[brogdale]

He's tested +ive again...

 

[ruffneck23]

First Tory MP publicly confirms sending letter of no confidence in Boris Johnson

Sir Roger Gale says he would be surprised if PM survives to lead Tories into 2024 general election

www.independent.co.uk

 

[bluescreen]

First Tory MP publicly confirms sending letter of no confidence in Boris Johnson

Sir Roger Gale says he would be surprised if PM survives to lead Tories into 2024 general election

www.independent.co.uk

Not a surprise. He's never made a secret of his distaste for the blond bullshitter.

 

[ruffneck23]

Sound up , NSFW

 

[Orang Utan]

Jesus felching Christ!

 

[Ax^]

hmm reminds me of an old meme

thouse nasty questions about slease and parties you are asking is what we need to stop

 

[two sheds]

Jesus felching Christ!

I'm so glad you were talking metaphorically

 

[Dogsauce]

Probably waiting for the cheques to clear for New Year’s honours before they throw him out.

 

[frogwoman]

I don't think he will willingly resign, I think it will be a Thatcher like scenario but even more humiliatingly.

 

[frogwoman]

My mum says he looks like Worzel Gummidge.

 

[eatmorecheese]

My mum says he looks like Worzel Gummidge.

Uncanny. Just posher and less synthetic

 

[brogdale]

Have we had this gem yet? No matter if we have; bears repetition if only for Patel's contented smirk with the company.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I don't think he will willingly resign, I think it will be a Thatcher like scenario but even more humiliatingly.

Not least because she had around her a coterie of like-minded ideological fanatics who had long-supped the Josephine Flavor-Aid with her and whom she had reason to believe really did think she was some kind of messianic monetarist prophet beyond reproach; whereas Johnson, as a fly-by-night grifter, is surrounded by other, less charismatic, fly-by-night grifters, who would happily stab him in the back with the casual indifference of a Gove on an unattended wrap of coke.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Jesus felching Christ!

How may different types of cowardice is a cowardly man able to run away from, or get cornered by?

Welcome to the fully realised Public School Boarding-damaged man-child. An object of curiosity and sometimes admiration among those that never had to know the breed, even to the point of winning elections.

"Boris" ffs. His name is Johnson. Cunt Johnson. Is wider British society beginning to get this?

 

[brogdale]

How we laughed at the exaggerated ineptitude of the Thick of It...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Have we had this gem yet? No matter if we have; bears repetition if only for Patel's contented smirk with the company.

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Vibes

 

[Dystopiary]

How may different types of cowardice is a cowardly man able to run away from, or get cornered by?

Welcome to the fully realised Public School Boarding-damaged man-child. An object of curiosity and sometimes admiration among those that never had to know the breed, even to the point of winning elections.

"Boris" ffs. His name is Johnson. Cunt Johnson. Is wider British society beginning to get this?

I've never, ever understood this "Boris" shit. He's not our mate ffs!

 

[Calamity1971]

I've never, ever understood this "Boris" shit. He's not our mate ffs!

Drives me fucking mad.

 

[Ming]

Vibes

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My favourite Shane Meadows film.

 

[DaveCinzano]

My favourite Shane Meadows film.

 

[Ming]

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And it’s best scene. Gary Stretch did a really good job.

 

[DaveCinzano]

And it’s best scene. Gary Stretch did a really good job.

Gotta gather them Goonies, man

 

[Ming]

Gotta gather them Goonies, man

I’ve seen all his stuff. Twenty Four Seven is a great early one if you haven’t seen it (with Bob Hoskins no less).