PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Plumdaff]

looks like it was supplied by my pretentious Aunt in circa 1978.

Perfect for Tory HQ then...

 

[brogdale]

Why did it take so long for that photo to come out? That would've killed his election prospects last May, he did quite well didn't he in the end?

fucker got 45%...somehow.

 

[brogdale]

CWS's diptych/triptych series are becoming more and more angry/devastating:

 

[Cerv]

Why did it take so long for that photo to come out? That would've killed his election prospects last May, he did quite well didn't he in the end?

the party was apparently amongst members of his campaign team at CCHQ. so none of them (with access to the photos) would have wanted to kill the campaign they were working on at the time. but now they've moved on it seems at least one doesn't give a fuck about throwing Bailey under the bus now.

he did poll a bit better than most people expected, but still lost by a large margin.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[MrSki]

ETA Good on Adrian Dunbar for doing this.

 

[Serene]

Quote " I assume he means Daily Mirror? "

 

[Supine]

Quote " I assume he means Daily Mirror? "

Starmer new exactly what he was saying when he said mirror

 

[ruffneck23]

Hopefully there is more to come at 10pm this evening

 

[DaveCinzano]

Baby-faced (former) Bristol journo, now haunting Wales Online, Conor Gogarty, has produced this handy summary of Borisonian bacchanalia:

 

[two sheds]

 

[LeytonCatLady]

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Too much mulled wine there, Bol?

 

[two sheds]

Too much mulled wine there, Bol?

him or me?

 

[killer b]

Conor Gogarty

any relation of Max?

 

[quiet guy]

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He was trying out his best Hogwarts throw a spell pose

 

[DaveCinzano]

any relation of Max?

Don't think so

 

[DaveCinzano]

He was trying out his best Hogwarts throw a spell pose

Dress rehearsal for when he's in overseas exile - ex-patty anus.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[MrSki]

Super Tankskiii is great. I love her tweets.

 

[existentialist]

The snivelling fucking coward. His first reaction was to find someone else to dump it onto. Cunt.

 

[Steel Icarus]

It's the same pathetic defiance a little kid exhibits when the game's up and there's no getting out of it. "I shan't be sorry. Shan't!"

 

[A380]

ETA Good on Adrian Dunbar for doing this.

Just came to post this…

 

[ruffneck23]

Just came to post this…

ive posted it elsewhere, it is very good indeed

 

[brogdale]

and there's more....over a longer timeframe.

 

[elbows]

Was it a Johnson back from the dead party? Perhaps it will turn out to have been a fancy dress party with further revelations about how Johnson came dressed as Covid-19.

 

[Dystopiary]

Cold War Steve's been busy.

 

[Dom Traynor]

any relation of Max?

Mrs Gogerty from Postman Pat.

 

[Chilli.s]

Mrs Gogerty from Postman Pat.

Mrs Goggins

 

[Dom Traynor]

Mrs Goggins

Fuck sake I knew I should have googled

 

[prunus]

Fuck sake I knew I should have googled

Gogginsed.