PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[not-bono-ever]

They genuinely cannot muster a defence as it dawns on them that they know there is likely a procession of shite coming along now.

The whiskey and the revolver is the only escape for him now

 

[not-bono-ever]

Or the Bordeaux and the claw hammer. I’m easy

 

[Calamity1971]

Or the Bordeaux and the claw hammer. I’m easy

Too fine a drink for him to end on for my liking.
Frosty jacks and a rusty chisel?

 

[stdP]

Slops bucket for a final quaff. Then eaten alive by starving bulldogs.

 

[Raheem]

Or the Bordeaux and the claw hammer. I’m easy

The meths and the knitting needle.

 

[Calamity1971]

Ian blackfords fermented piss ( with bits) and a blunderbuss.

 

[Wilf]

Ian blackfords fermented piss

 

[Dogsauce]

I’d settle for tizer and a toothpick.

 

[Serge Forward]

Feed him to the pigs, Erroll.

 

[Yossarian]

Ethyl alcohol-based hand sanitiser and a Tesco bag.

 

[Pickman's model]

'It was just a straightforward shooting weekend'

we're all looking forward to that weekend.

 

[gosub]

 

[brogdale]

The Lebedev rag (I won't link) reporting an Ipsos-MORI 'leaders' poll showing Johnson sinking fast; select your own, favourite most improbable finding...for me it was that 18% of my fellow citizens regard blustercunt as "more honest than most politicians"

 

[LeytonCatLady]

The Lebedev rag (I won't link) reporting an Ipsos-MORI 'leaders' poll showing Johnson sinking fast; select your own, favourite most improbable finding...for me it was that 18% of my fellow citizens regard blustercunt as "more honest than most politicians"

View attachment 300616

Pretty poor reflection on most politicians then, if Boris Prime Minibrain is a shining example!

 

[extra dry]

Shit is hitting the fan now, Boris, in my boring opinion, that is an empty void, by the way, death by The sweats, buried in an unmarked grave, outside the hallowed ground, with a large Iron spike through both feet. - or is that too much?

 

[Pickman's model]

The Lebedev rag (I won't link) reporting an Ipsos-MORI 'leaders' poll showing Johnson sinking fast; select your own, favourite most improbable finding...for me it was that 18% of my fellow citizens regard blustercunt as "more honest than most politicians"

View attachment 300616

this makes me really worried about the 1/6 of the population who think he's more honest than most politicians - probably the same 1/6 who think he has sound judgment.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

this makes me really worried about the 1/6 of the population who think he's more honest than most politicians - probably the same 1/6 who think he has sound judgment.

The same 6th of the population that has been kicked in the head by a donkey.

 

[Sue]

And these Tory MPs who're going to be voting against these wishy washy 'new' measures. Ffs. (There's one on the radio just now talking bollocks.)

Boris Johnson may face biggest rebellion so far over new Covid rules

Up to 100 Tory MPs could vote against plan B changes, forcing government to rely on Labour to pass them

www.theguardian.com

 

[Pickman's model]

Shit is hitting the fan now, Boris, in my boring opinion, that is an empty void, by the way, death by The sweats, buried in an unmarked grave, outside the hallowed ground, with a large Iron spike through both feet. - or is that too much?

comma again?

 

[extra dry]

comma again?

You are right.

Thanks and nothing personel just had phominal amount of THC in past few weeks, getting a bit rusty with grammar. Have a joy filled christmas and peaceful new year.

 

[extra dry]

These Quality Streets are another story. Grrr

 

[not a trot]

this makes me really worried about the 1/6 of the population who think he's more honest than most politicians - probably the same 1/6 who think he has sound judgment.

He's probably fathered them all.

 

[Wilf]

He's probably fathered them all.

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/c/c6/House_Targaryen_Family_tree.jpg

 

[MrSki]

 

[scalyboy]

Feed him to the pigs, Erroll.

He certainly is "a 'orrible c*nt"

 

[scalyboy]

Feed him to the pigs, Erroll.

Will no-one think of the penguins?

 

[extra dry]

breaking the law - sinking ship and polls - yeah it is a video - bashing the idiot in 10 downing street

 

[Serene]

Its beginning to look a lot like lockdown.

 

[stavros]

Tucker's Law strikes again.

 

[brogdale]