schoolboy error, the 'twat' should have gone across the twat otherwise in many cases the lower portion of the sticker will be removed leaving only the nefandous johnson's foul visageNot sure where this poster campaign is taking place but it would be a shame if it spread.
I might get that on a t-shirt…
I would've suggested it was probably due to being up half the night with his new baby but he doesn't strike me as the type...
On phone, ruined weak joke: 'tidal wave'.
"A booster gives you additional antibodies, which you will be able to add to your score from rounds one and two."
'Your money for charity's safe as is your bronze Bully, you've got the time it takes the board to spin round...'
Yet all they have to do to disarm it is find a similar case where Labour or other opposition politicians have done the same (and there’s bound to be something, no matter how much lower in magnitude) and for their loyal presstapo to amplify it sufficiently that it turns into a ‘they’re all at it’ story. This in turn tends to diminish voting overall rather than voting for their party, but rarely harms the Tories as they can keep on bussing pensioners to the polling station and their voter loyalty is stronger (particular with Labour being headed by captain nonentity). So wait patiently for the headlines about Party Starmer’s hypocrisy any time now.
I think the the thing with the shadow cabinet, whatever else might be wrong with them, is that they are much more likely to have included "what are the chances of me getting caught?" on their mental checklist.
twatter reckons it's the Johnsons' own private parties that are next.
'It was just a straightforward shooting weekend'
