PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

Is it even a proper party if someone doesn't get fucked against the fire alarm?

 

[pesh]

 

[brogdale]

Restless vermin...

 

[Sue]

Restless vermin...

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'The party is in trouble' eh?

 

[Supine]

The Mirror dropping a photo bomb

 

[Smangus]

Poor Shaun Bailey .....

 

[pesh]

After he was approached by the Mirror tonight, Mr Bailey dramatically quit as chair of the London Assembly’s police and crime committee.

 

[tommers]

Hahah. Oh fuck.

Dominic went through his Google Cloud photos.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

david squires (football cartoonist for the guardian) has taken on the concept of bozo 'losing the dressing room'

David Squires on … a right Eton mess for Boris Johnson and Whitehall FC

Our cartoonist on whether the UK prime minister has finally lost the dressing room after a turbulent time in the top job

www.theguardian.com

 

[bluescreen]

Here's that 2020 House of Commons Christmas jumper:

 

[Sue]

The Mirror dropping a photo bomb

Am I alone in looking at that picture and thinking 'raucous'...?

 

[Ted Striker]

Hahah. Oh fuck.

Dominic went through his Google Cloud photos.

All a bit 12 days of Christmas

"..And a paaaarty with Shaun Baileeeeeeyyy"

 

[brogdale]

Poor Shaun Bailey .....

Hope there's few wry smiles in some quarters tonight.

 

[Calamity1971]

Pippa was on the press preview last night and said ' watch this space'.
Please let there more.

 

[Storm Fox]

Pippa was on the press preview last night and said ' watch this space'.
Please let there more.

I really don't think there's much time left for him as PM once PJ and Duncan start taking the piss, you really are fucked career-wise.

 

[hitmouse]

The Lebedev rag (I won't link) reporting an Ipsos-MORI 'leaders' poll showing Johnson sinking fast; select your own, favourite most improbable finding...for me it was that 18% of my fellow citizens regard blustercunt as "more honest than most politicians"

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Mr Johnson and Sir Keir? Things are really bad for the cunt if his "people inexplicably using his first name even though he's not their mate" power has switched over to the leader of the opposition.

 

[Calamity1971]

Drip drip

 

[two sheds]

"go out the back door"

 

[brogdale]

Drip drip

Cunts

 

[Calamity1971]

Cunts

That goes for the met police as well.

 

[Calamity1971]

What did you say Shaun?

 

[Artaxerxes]

"go out the back door"

Liz Truss definitely wasn't on that team.

(there are rumours, this isn't just me being a sexist prick)

 

[equationgirl]

There's a Christmas 2021 House of Parliament sweater. This one is blue and £45, not to mention out of stock.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Liz Truss definitely wasn't on that team.

(there are rumours, this isn't just me being a sexist prick)

My stomach acid had been bubbling all over the place for the past week already. Possibly due to my excessive consumption of festive cheese. Disgrace!

 

[existentialist]

Drip, drip, drip.

 

[bimble]

Am I alone in looking at that picture and thinking 'raucous'...?

it looks like the worst party ever in the whole world, and every one of them thought yeah let's pose for a photo that seems a good idea. Wonder what the hot food is.

 

[ruffneck23]

it looks like the worst party ever in the whole world, and every one of them thought yeah let's pose for a photo that seems a good idea. Wonder what the hot food is.

and I wonder if the food was supplied by a catering company...

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Poor Shaun Bailey .....

Why did it take so long for that photo to come out? That would've killed his election prospects last May, he did quite well didn't he in the end?

 

[bimble]

and I wonder if the food was supplied by a catering company...

looks like it was supplied by my pretentious Aunt in circa 1978.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

looks like it was supplied by my pretentious Aunt in circa 1978.

Is your aunt Hyacinth Bucket?