PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[mojo pixy]

Heard on the radio news bulletin this morning that it has been confirmed monster twattus went back to London from COP26 by a private jet,

...apparently because he had a dinner date with Charles Moore, a Daily Telegraph hack who happens to be mates with Owen Patterson. Whoda thunkit!

 

[brogdale]

Heard on the radio news bulletin this morning that it has been confirmed monster twattus went back to London from COP26 by a private jet, instead of using the more environmentally friendly train option. Something about time constraints.

What an example.

See also the vote about OPatterson and lobbying for ££££. Corrupt sleazebawbags !

The urgency was, apparently, down to a dinner meeting with Charles Moore of the Telegraph which has stood squarely with Johnson's attack on scrutiny.

 

[StoneRoad]

Well, that ^^^ excuse isn't good enough for me, especially in the circumstances. And the number of private jets sets a very bad example at COP26, given how environmentally damaging even short haul flights can be are known to be.

But not surprising, it was the torygraph hack ...
Another sleazy bawbag ?

 

[brogdale]

Well, that ^^^ excuse isn't good enough for me, especially in the circumstances. And the number of private jets sets a very bad example at COP26, given how environmentally damaging even short haul flights can be are known to be.

But not surprising, it was the torygraph hack ...
Another sleazy bawbag ?

tbf, I wasn't offering it as an excuse; it was the reason

 

[Pickman's model]

Well, that ^^^ excuse isn't good enough for me, especially in the circumstances. And the number of private jets sets a very bad example at COP26, given how environmentally damaging even short haul flights can be are known to be.

But not surprising, it was the torygraph hack ...
Another sleazy bawbag ?

you can always tell a wrong un, their first name is lord

 

[Pickman's model]

The urgency was, apparently, down to a dinner meeting with Charles Moore of the Telegraph which has stood squarely with Johnson's attack on scrutiny.

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couldn't we get nigel farage's pilot friend to ferry johnson about?

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[not-bono-ever]

That’s 3 Tory MPs off the books in as many weeks for a variety of reasons. Mad

 

[elbows]

That’s 3 Tory MPs off the books in as many weeks for a variety of reasons. Mad

And the latest shit probably destroyed the 'lets stop being beastly to MPs' sentiments that were being crassly and opportunistically pumped out in the wake of the murder of Amess.

 

[cybershot]

Can’t imagine why he’d choose a quiet news day to release this. Boris Johnson enjoyed free holiday thanks to defeated MP Zac Goldsmith who was made a peer

 

[stavros]

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrCurry]

Can’t imagine why he’d choose a quiet news day to release this. Boris Johnson enjoyed free holiday thanks to defeated MP Zac Goldsmith who was made a peer

Boris has clearly taken advice from Zac on how best to handle scrutiny around public disclosure of expenses and benefits. Goldsmith is, after all, the master of giving the appearance of integrity and transparency on these issues…

 

[Badgers]

 

[Pickman's model]

One might say he is Tory scum

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh and the flat's at number eleven, for the innumerate

Downing Street refurbishment: What is the row about?

Boris Johnson's adviser on standards has published his report into how work on the flat was paid for.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Badgers]

#worldbeating

 

[Pickman's model]

#worldbeating

eight police injured according to the grauniad this morning

 

[Badgers]

From the Times

 

[Badgers]

PM faces call for fresh sleaze inquiries following botched attempt to protect Tory MP

Labour demands inquiry into Johnson’s freebie holiday and insists second investigation into Downing Street flat refurbishment must go ahead

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Badgers]

Johnson’s Cop26 address was met with stony silence. The prime minister left pauses for laughs. They never came.

Asked about Johnson’s leadership, one EU official laughed, but offered a diplomatic take. “It’s not completely my taste to be honest,” the person said, sidestepping to praise the UK diplomatic machine. “One thing that we profit from is that the UK still has one of the best foreign services in the world. It’s pretty difficult to break that up and they [Downing Street] haven’t got round to it yet.”

#worldbeating

‘Like a clown’: what other countries thought of Boris Johnson at Cop26 | Cop26 | The Guardian

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[hash tag]

#worldbeating

‘Like a clown’: what other countries thought of Boris Johnson at Cop26 | Cop26 | The Guardian

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What's new? He is a clown but not in a particularly good way.

 

[Pickman's model]

What's new? He is a clown but not in a particularly good way.
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he'll not be clowning about when the adelie penguins come in to snick out his eyes

 

[stavros]

This hasn't changed international opinion of him, has it? Of the G20 leaders I'd only back Morrison and possibly Bolsonaro and Modi not thinking him an utter wanker.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Johnson is a corrupt product of the British elite. He encapsulates the rottenness of his class, Eton, Oxbridge and shit journalism and the tiny circle who have always held the levers of power through their corrupt network of 'contacts'.

And it's all a game, a sport. Because they'll never have to go hungry, will never experience homelessness, their addictions can be treated if they want, the legal system can be bought by them, their money stashed outside the tax system.

The contrast between their lives and the lives of those I work with every single fucking week is astronomical. Johnson and his ilk will never understand. Actually, they laugh at the plebs.

These cunts should watch their backs.

 

[Ming]

Johnson is a corrupt product of the British elite. He encapsulates the rottenness of his class, Eton, Oxbridge and shit journalism and the tiny circle who have always held the levers of power through their corrupt network of 'contacts'.

And it's all a game, a sport. Because they'll never have to go hungry, will never experience homelessness, their addictions can be treated if they want, the legal system can be bought by them, their money stashed outside the tax system.

The contrast between their lives and the lives of those I work with every single fucking week is astronomical. Johnson and his ilk will never understand. Actually, they laugh at the plebs.

These cunts should watch their backs.

I’ve noticed he actively and unashamedly sneers in interviews.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I’ve noticed he actively and unashamedly sneers in interviews.

Ah, the public school sneer. It's a defence mechanism, usually when they feel uncomfortable. What worked in the abusive world of the dormitory, classics classes and the rugger pitch tends not to translate to people that didn't go through that shit.

 

[Pickman's model]

Ah, the public school sneer. It's a defence mechanism, usually when they feel uncomfortable. What worked in the abusive world of the dormitory, classics classes and the rugger pitch tends not to translate to people that didn't go through that shit.

Certainly doesn't work on penguins, it provokes them

 

[Ming]

For entertainment purposes,

 

[LeytonCatLady]

For entertainment purposes,

He looks like Dougal giving Ted that rebellious look.