PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[gosub]

Brexit: ITV's Robert Peston called out for tweets that have muddied water in fishing row

"It is not 'contentious', it is wrong. Incorrect. A deliberately bad translation designed to whip up anti-French feeling, anti-EU feeling too," wrote one Twitter user.

www.thelondoneconomic.com

Tbf the offending letter was written in some obscure European regional dialect rather than English

 

[brogdale]

Cunt's been necking the Claret...

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Cunt's been necking the Claret...

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He's always the only one without a mask at these things.

 

[two sheds]

"eco-warrior"



© The Independent

 

[MrSki]

He's always the only one without a mask at these things.

Can't drink with a mask on.

He is just a complete cunt.

 

[quiet guy]

He's asleep.

 

[MrSki]

He's asleep.

You would have thought sitting next to a 95 year national treasure he might of masked up before falling asleep.

 

[Pickman's model]

He's asleep.

He's kept up all night by fear of the penguins

 

[Pickman's model]

You would have thought sitting next to a 95 year national treasure he might of masked up before falling asleep.

The only mask he'll wear is the hood when the noose goes round his neck. Hence his quip, no noose is good noose

 

[Ming]

The only mask he'll wear is the hood when the noose goes round his neck. Hence his quip, no noose is good noose

I wonder if he’d comb his hair before the trapdoor opens?

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder if he’d comb his hair before the trapdoor opens?

Hard with his hands tied behind his back. But we all know Johnson likes a challenge

 

[Ming]

Hard with his hands tied behind his back. But we all know Johnson likes a challenge

I've noticed he's got a weird nose. I feel his weight and his stumpy frame. It's a physics thing. Makes me uncomfortable.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[brogdale]

That face!



Btw, what’s going on in his cheek, there?

 

[quiet guy]

He really is an utter cunt. He's been called out on his shitty decision and he doesn't like it, especially when it's a women on a non-domestic news show. Sooner he fucks off the better.

 

[Orang Utan]

That face!



Btw, what’s going on in his cheek, there?

Scrofula, hopefully, but I think that’s just in the neck. He’s certainly scrofulous though.

 

[clicker]

That face!



Btw, what’s going on in his cheek, there?

It's as though something is trying to hatch. .

 

[Raheem]

Could be the imprints of someone's fingertips.

 

[two sheds]

Good questioning but could have done with a bit more "no you fucking didn't" when he was saying he kept his distance

 

[Raheem]

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Also a little bit

 

[teqniq]

That face!



Btw, what’s going on in his cheek, there?

Wishful thinking maybe but I have a felling he may be close to or past his sell-by date.

 

[Chilli.s]

I take great comfort in that he looks like he's aged 10 years in the last 2 years

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Wishful thinking maybe but I have a felling he may be close to or past his sell-by date.

He’s always been this shit tho

 

[hegley]

 

[Pickman's model]

Penguin sewage

 

[MrSki]

 

[two sheds]

Him saying "words without action" is the height of hypocrisy, even for him.

 

[Pickman's model]

Him saying "words without action" is the height of hypocrisy, even for him.

He's pushing the limits of hypocrisy

 

[two sheds]

hard to believe