PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

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"Right lads, we're 5-1 down, so what I need you to do is go into the second half thinking about how we could improve our performance at some point in the future."

It's like the auld joke about directions, 'well, I wouldn't start from here'

 

[Pickman's model]

Do not sully the Magic Roundabout by associating it with BoJo.

The Johnsonian mr is one where he's lying in the road at a roundabout and a heavy road roller goes over him 15 times

That'd be magic

 

[teqniq]

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"Right lads, we're 5-1 down, so what I need you to do is go into the second half thinking about how we could improve our performance at some point in the future."

What a load of complete bollox. Empty words.

 

[Raheem]

What a load of complete bollox. Empty words.

Sadly, I don't think so. He's saying "What we should do is delay", but trying to make it sound like a plan.

 

[MrSki]

 

[bluescreen]

It was here a moment ago...

 

[MrSki]

Well starting a trade war with France will go well.

 

[brogdale]

Another Pickman's model style caption competition possibility:

 

[equationgirl]

Oooh burn (the Biden tweet)

 

[quiet guy]

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want to play with my ding-a-ling.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Boris has been regurgitating bollocks about the dark ages and Rome so historians are calling him a twat.

 

[mx wcfc]

Boris has been regurgitating bollocks about the dark ages and Rome so historians are calling him a twat.

I'm a bit (?) pissed and may be forgetting my history, but I'm not sure the Vandals saw themselves as "immigrants".

 

[Raheem]

I believe "uncontrolled immigration" was also the reason France fell to the Nazis.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

COVID-19: Christmas will be lockdown-free despite rising coronavirus cases, prime minister says

Boris Johnson again urged the over-50s to get the booster jab, warning the effects of the first two doses do wane.

news.sky.com

I nearly shouted "Yay!" until I realised who had made that promise. #NeverReadNewsHeadlinesB4YourMorningCoffee

 

[Badgers]

COVID-19: Christmas will be lockdown-free despite rising coronavirus cases, prime minister says

Boris Johnson again urged the over-50s to get the booster jab, warning the effects of the first two doses do wane.

news.sky.com

I nearly shouted "Yay!" until I realised who had made that promise. #NeverReadNewsHeadlinesB4YourMorningCoffee

Had enough of experts

His comments come after the NHS Confederation, the British Medical Association and scientists called on the government to take steps to ease the growing pressure on the health service.

 

[Badgers]

 

[MrSki]

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She doesn't look seven months up the duff?

 

[Pickman's model]

She doesn't look seven months up the duff?

Lizards lay eggs

 

[Dogsauce]

Not really environmentally friendly when everyone else with the same piece of clothing will put it straight in the bin to avoid being confused with someone that willingly rides on Johnson’s Johnson.

 

[equationgirl]

She doesn't look seven months up the duff?

That's because she's carefully covering her torso area.

Wearing clothes twice isn't really some eco warrior move, it's standard practice though. I don't buy a new blazer every time I need to wear one.

 

[Raheem]

She appears to have injured her neck so that her head is permanently leaning.

 

[Chilli.s]

That's because she's carefully covering her torso area.

Wearing clothes twice isn't really some eco warrior move, it's standard practice though. I don't but a new blazer every time I need to wear one.

I have shoes that are older than her

 

[Chilli.s]

That's because she's carefully covering her torso area.

Wearing clothes twice isn't really some eco warrior move, it's standard practice though. I don't but a new blazer every time I need to wear one.

I have shoes that are older than her

 

[Chilli.s]

Shall I say that again?

 

[Raheem]

It's good to be updated every once in a while.

 

[manji]

Boris with his replacement.

 

[agricola]

Boris has been regurgitating bollocks about the dark ages and Rome so historians are calling him a twat.

The uncontrolled immigration thing is bollocks (the Empire collapsed mainly because of the incredible corruption and incompetence of its ruling class), but the term "Dark Ages" is really rather an apt description for what happened across most of the Western half of the Empire, and especially in Britain.

 

[brogdale]

Same old...



Must be bad if he's dragging out the old "...must level with you...Granny's gonna die" look.

 

[Ming]

She appears to have injured her neck so that her head is permanently leaning.

Her left ankle appears to be damaged also. It kind of ‘kinks’ when her head leans due to the neck injury.

 

[quiet guy]

Boris with his replacement.

Liz Truss will have something to say about that. Mainly a load of bollocks but she'll be trying to keep herself in the spotlight for when they get rid of de Pfeffel