PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Chilli.s]

people who vote for his lot will swallow down any old shit though

 

[two sheds]

They will from an eco-warrior

 

[existentialist]

He's pushing the limits of hypocrisy

He's fucking REDEFINING the limits of hypocrisy!

 

[bluescreen]

He's fucking REDEFINING the limits of hypocrisy!

World-beating hypocrisy

 

[two sheds]

redefining the limits of world-beating hypocrisy

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Boris Johnson 'lookalike' is career criminal with 'appalling' 210 convictions

One of the prolific crooks, who bears an eerie resemblance to the Prime Minister - but certainly isn't - had notched up 210 previous convictions and the other had 96 convictions

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[klang]

That face!



Btw, what’s going on in his cheek, there?

utter cunt, but, on a side note, what's all this national treasure crap all about? what makes DA more worthy of protection than any other 95 year old?

 

[19sixtysix]

Interviewed about not wearing mask next to David Attenborough. It just everything about him

Britain to Boris: Please just wear a mask around David Attenborough | Rupert Hawksley

It is genuinely quite difficult to imagine a less appropriate occasion for the prime minister not to wear a mask

www.independent.co.uk

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Interviewed about not wearing mask next to David Attenborough. It just everything about him

Britain to Boris: Please just wear a mask around David Attenborough | Rupert Hawksley

It is genuinely quite difficult to imagine a less appropriate occasion for the prime minister not to wear a mask

www.independent.co.uk

His arsey face and defiant body language make him look like a moody teenage boy!

 

[brogdale]

He's pushing the limits of hypocrisy

 

[brogdale]

Not enough



"...a pandemic thank you..."

e2a : really

 

[bluescreen]

Not enough

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"...a pandemic thank you..."

e2a : really

Waste of waste hair

 

[elbows]

She'll be commissioned to make Hancock out of pubes next.

 

[Raheem]

An earwax Sunak.

 

[belboid]

Stop now, before you get onto Pritti Patel

 

[existentialist]

Stop now, before you get onto Pritti Patel

Toenails.

 

[scalyboy]

Not enough

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"...a pandemic thank you..."

e2a : really

Thank you for killing so many people??

 

[Raheem]

Stop now, before you get onto Pritti Patel

Sculpted frozen bile.

 

[existentialist]

Sculpted frozen bile.

Or maybe just a huge puddle of festering bile, running everywhere and getting under people's feet.

 

[not a trot]

Not enough

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"...a pandemic thank you..."

e2a : really

She should take a giant dump and present it as a thankyou for Brexshit.

 

[stdP]

Not enough

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"...a pandemic thank you..."

e2a : really

That's enough wasted hair to make a half-decent Whig.

 

[Pickman's model]

That's enough wasted hair to make a half-decent Whig.

All Whigs are decent now they've been in the grave so long

 

[Pickman's model]

Not enough

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"...a pandemic thank you..."

e2a : really

There's more life in those eyes than there is in the real Johnson's

 

[SpookyFrank]

Sculpted frozen bile.

This is uncalled for.

Bile serves a purpose.

 

[Raheem]

Ok. But I'm not sure I'm up to carving Patel out of an appendix.

 

[Badgers]

 

[extra dry]

Xmas gift, Tory themed calander, get them quick for 2022.

nsfw

 

[extra dry]

Not enough

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"...a pandemic thank you..."

e2a : really

Gives a burgular, caught short, a place to releave themselves.

 

[StoneRoad]

Heard on the radio news bulletin this morning that it has been confirmed monster twattus went back to London from COP26 by a private jet, instead of using the more environmentally friendly train option. Something about time constraints.

What an example.

See also the vote about OPatterson and lobbying for ££££. Corrupt sleazebawbags !

 

[mx wcfc]