PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

 

[Serene]

Johnson has discretely put an advert in the Telegraph for a Mistress.

 

[Pickman's model]

Johnson has discretely put an advert in the Telegraph for a Mistress.

But not discreetly

 

[Serene]

But not discreetly

Well he doesnt want Carrie seeing it.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Johnson has discretely put an advert in the Telegraph for a Mistress.

His mistress is The Telegraph.

 

[Pickman's model]

Well he doesnt want Carrie seeing it.

She posts here so she'll know about it soon enough

 

[Serene]

Carrie posts in here? How do we know this?

 

[Pickman's model]

Carrie posts in here? How do we know this?

An exchange of pms

 

[hash tag]

Oh god, he's going to be "Sir Boris" one day, isn't he?

Right. That's it. I'm turning down any knighthoods - it's been devalued.

Like Blair he won't want it as he will have to be more open about his dealings etc.

 

[agricola]

Like Blair he won't want it as he will have to be more open about his dealings etc.

I thought Blair wouldn't get one as long as HM was alive?

 

[Ax^]

Like Blair he won't want it as he will have to be more open about his dealings etc.

oh shut up he think he is churchill he'll suck charles cock for a knighthood

if asked

 

[hash tag]

(sorry, posted similar elsewhere). Did Johnson not build the estuary airport because it would have blown up in his face? SS Richard Montgomery - Wikipedia

 

[Ax^]

no he just said it cause he a blowhard bullshiter


for futher information see bridge to north ireland

 

[Pickman's model]

no he just said it cause he a blowhard bullshiter


for futher information see bridge to north ireland

One grand project he doesn't want to work on is the grytviken - buenos aires friendship bridge

 

[Ax^]

oddly it must just be a Drunken johnson's tell


cheating on his missus and talking about imaginary bridges

 

[hash tag]

oddly it must just be a Drunken johnson's tell


cheating on his missus and talking about imaginary bridges

Has he cheated on his missus already ( I struggle keeping up)?

 

[Ax^]

What makes you think he has not,

His record as a Married man is quite indicative as a his career as a public servant

what make you think he even researched anything about the project before waffling on about the thames estuary airport idea

kinda like the nhs bus someone told him it might bring him more publicity

regardless of the fact that the lead lacked traction or substance?

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Has he cheated on his missus already ( I struggle keeping up)?

He cheated on Marina with Carrie. Lepers don't usually change their spots.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Has he cheated on his missus already ( I struggle keeping up)?

There were rumours about his violin teacher last year or year before

 

[gosub]

Has he cheated on his missus already ( I struggle keeping up)?

She cetainly thinks he has, with an eastern European cello player...That's what that row they had a while back was about. Still, that's their business
And not really politics

 

[gosub]

Already covered by someone sober so deleted (edit or least I thought I did ot the post above)

 

[T & P]

Not that anyone values or takes any notice of their rantings, but it’s interesting that the Daily Express, which until very recently had been running front pages so ludicrously supportive of Johnson they make that North Korean newsreader woman look like a beacon of critical impartiality, have run two highly critical front page headlines in the last few days.

I wonder what’s prompted the change, because any Express concern for Tory sleaze sure as fuck will not be it.

 

[Raheem]

Not that anyone values or takes any notice of their rantings, but it’s interesting that the Daily Express, which until very recently had been running front pages so ludicrously supportive of Johnson they make that North Korean newsreader woman look like a beacon of critical impartiality, have run two highly critical front page headlines in the last few days.

I wonder what’s prompted the change, because any Express concern for Tory sleaze sure as fuck will not be it.

They've picked an unflattering picture, but the message is pretty mild : "just say sorry" and we will love you again. And, if you don't, the thing is that you didn't say sorry, nothing to do with your promotion of corruption.

 

[bluescreen]

They've picked an unflattering picture, but the message is pretty mild : "just say sorry" and we will love you again. And, if you don't, the thing is that you didn't say sorry, nothing to do with your promotion of corruption.

They just don'T GAF and there's no reasoning with any of them

 

[Calamity1971]

Don't wear a mask in the hospital Johnson.. the plebs will be talking about this instead of your absence in the commons? Cunt.

 

[teqniq]

This is pretty scathing. As it should be:

Starmer rips into Tory standards – but Bertie Booster’s out of town | John Crace

It wasn’t clear why the PM was missing for the three-hour debate as Steve Barclay listened. Intently

www.theguardian.com

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[hash tag]

She cetainly thinks he has, with an eastern European cello player...That's what that row they had a while back was about. Still, that's their business
And not really politics

Despite being a public "servant" he is entitled to a private life. That said, I think people should be allowed to understand that this is a man who will cheat and lie
on those personal people supposedly closest to him. This may help people consider that if his nearest and dearest cannot trust him, how can the electorate?
Also, his private life helps to illustrate he has no morals.

 

[Pickman's model]

Despite being a public "servant" he is entitled to a private life. That said, I think people should be allowed to understand that this is a man who will cheat and lie
on those personal people supposedly closest to him. This may help people consider that if his nearest and dearest cannot trust him, how can the electorate?
Also, his private life helps to illustrate he has no morals.

he has plenty of morals. like all good stories his life is a signal example: in his case, of what not to do. and you won't believe how it ends, no one will ever want to be a serial liar and cheat again afterwards