PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

Why? I eat Weetabix, my shit's brown. I eat radishes - brown. Cheeseburgers - checks notes brown

Your shit is mostly made up of dead red blood cells.

#themoreyouknow

 

[Calamity1971]

I think there's some tweets missing Badgers, those don't make sense (at least not to me).

If you click on it, it takes you to all his tweets. I'm not on twitter but I can see them.

 

[Raheem]

I think the gist is that Peston asked Johnson if he would talk about his religious beliefs and Johnson said "Not with you", which Peston is making out to be a puzzling response.

 

[Sue]

Wasn't sure whether to put his here or the Guardian is shit thread. Apparently the majority of people support extending the June deadline aka as supporting Johnson.

Etal The headline is 'Delay ending lockdown: majority of public back Boris Johnson'

Delay ending lockdown: majority of public back Boris Johnson to wait

Observer poll reveals most people believe prime minister should wait past proposed 21 June date

www.theguardian.com

 

[pogofish]

Common error - seagull shit is orangy brown (having once had to pick it out of my ear)

Take it from an Aberdonian, seagull shit comes in a bewildering variety of shapes, colours and textures - depending on what the fucker has been eatin!

 

[elbows]

Why? I eat Weetabix, my shit's brown. I eat radishes - brown. Cheeseburgers - checks notes brown

Beetroot.

 

[Argonia]

Beetroot.

Nice in borsch. Bet Boris Yeltsin ate a lot of borsch being Russian and all. Wonder what's happening in Russia these days?

 

[clicker]

Nice in borsch. Bet Boris Yeltsin ate a lot of borsch being Russian and all. Wonder what's happening in Russia these days?

Lots of red poo?

 

[Riklet]

The elbow bump thing is so fucking stupid and cringe.

 

[elbows]

The elbow bump thing is so fucking stupid and cringe.

It's giving me concussions.

 

[Raheem]

The elbow bump thing is so fucking stupid and cringe.

Could turn a blind eye if they were making some sort of attempt at social distancing.

 

[elbows]

Well the G7 meeting has demonstrated the intent of leaders to prevent future pandemics by holding a greater percentage of their photo opportunities outdoors.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Argonia]

Oh dear. A journalist asking a difficult question. Imagine if they all did that literally all the time.

 

[Argonia]

The United Nations should impose sanctions on Britain until Boris Yeltsin is ancient history. Which he is. He's a Cretaceous era politiican in a 21st century world.

 

[Argonia]

For those interested in Russian history:

Google Scholar

scholar.google.com

 

[glitch hiker]

Utter unadulterated meaningless word spunk

 

[Artaxerxes]

Utter unadulterated meaningless word spunk

He. Flew. To. Fucking. Cornwall.


At least the other shower of cunts live abroad

 

[Pickman's model]

He. Flew. To. Fucking. Cornwall.


At least the other shower of cunts live abroad

They only had one job yet Johnson was still in the plane when it landed

 

[not-bono-ever]

The United Nations should impose sanctions on Britain until Boris Yeltsin is ancient history. Which he is. He's a Cretaceous era politiican in a 21st century world.

Pre Cambrian

 

[Chilli.s]

Utter unadulterated meaningless word spunk

Total drivel spouted by a liar. whoever voted for the twat should hang their head in shame at the poor judgment of his ability. Embarrassing

 

[Argonia]

He. Flew. To. Fucking. Cornwall.


At least the other shower of cunts live abroad

Has anyone ever done a precise analysis of the total carbon footprint of Yeltsin?

 

[Flavour]

Number 10 Drowning Street. Sayonara. さようなら.

The United Nations should impose sanctions on Britain until Boris Yeltsin is ancient history. Which he is. He's a Cretaceous era politiican in a 21st century world.

Argonia have you been on the piss for the last several days? If so, good on ya, but I can think of better ways to spend a multiday session than posting here

 

[Argonia]

Argonia have you been on the piss for the last several days? If so, good on ya, but I can think of better ways to spend a multiday session than posting here

Haven't had a beer for years. Used to be a non-functioning alcoholic at university. I'm just enjoying watching the Titanic go down.

 

[Argonia]

Argonia have you been on the piss for the last several days? If so, good on ya, but I can think of better ways to spend a multiday session than posting here

Now you mention it though a nice cool smooth one in the sunshine might do me the power of good. Have a good one.

 

[teqniq]

And he thought it was all going so swimmingly until Trump was bought up....

 

[not-bono-ever]

this lot must get up in the morning, check their list of things to do and it just says "umbrage". petty spoilt backbone free gallows dodging shitbags

 

[Smangus]

Looks like the rest of the world isn't buying the Global Britain brand.....

 

[equationgirl]

Looks like the rest of the world isn't buying the Global Britain brand.....

Well, we're not buying the Global Britain brand either, to be fair.

 

[maomao]

I'm all in favour of de-globalisation but I don't think that's what the Tories are intending. Another ten years of this and we'll all be riding bicycles and growing our own vegetables. Excellent.