PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

He'll have to defeat Sunak.

Baker's got no chance, he's an utter crank

Sunak will be a busted flush once the pandemic tide recedes and he looks more gelded than gilded

 

[Argonia]

Badgers informed me that Sunak has 12 houses. And there are homeless people on the streets.

 

[MrCurry]

So cringeworthy seeing Johnson talking shit about how strong the US/U.K. relationship is when the best quote the BBC can find from Biden to confirm this coziness is “Cornwall is really lovely”.

 

[Argonia]

So cringeworthy seeing Johnson talking shit about how strong the US/U.K. relationship is when the best quote the BBC can find from Biden to confirm this coziness is “Cornwall is really lovely”.

Has Boris Yeltsin been talking again?

 

[Pickman's model]

Has Boris Yeltsin been talking again?

At least Yeltsin could conduct a band which is more than Johnson can manage.

 

[brogdale]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...



I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

 

[Pickman's model]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

You'll swim from here to port stanley, boris, and you'll do it with a smile on your face

 

[existentialist]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

"Now, let's just take a little walk to the water's edge, Boris"

 

[Pickman's model]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

And here is where we'll greet the penguin delegation

 

[magneze]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

Just keep walking.

 

[brogdale]

It's too easy, isn't it?

 

[magneze]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

Stand up straight, don't slouch.

 

[brogdale]

 

[magneze]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

Boris, I am your father.

 

[Pickman's model]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

To get the prize you just have to walk across the sand to that headland. The catch is it's mined.

 

[existentialist]

To get the prize you just have to walk across the sand to that headland. The catch is it's mined.

That'll be fine. He knows that Thatcher closed all the mines.

 

[Pickman's model]

That'll be fine. He knows that Thatcher closed all the mines.

yeh but these are your bouncing bettys

 

[Edie]

jesus

 

[Argonia]

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No it's not Jesus, it's Boris Yeltsin

 

[magneze]

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Johnson's expression says: "Five minutes ago he was asking me to walk in the sea, I'm confused".

 

[equationgirl]

Cringetastic

 

[Argonia]

Historians are going to have a field day leafing through this thread to see precisely how unpopular the former regime truly were. The explosion of sources on the internet is going to make the job of a historian quite a complex one in the 21st century.

 

[Argonia]

238 pages of it and counting;.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Shame about her other tweets though.

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3.8 million people dead, what a fucking idiot.

 

[BillRiver]

3.8 million people dead, what a fucking idiot.

She had an affair with Alexander Boris de Pfeffle Johnson, so I don't suppose we should be surprised by anything she says or does.

 

[ruffneck23]

Spoiler: Its a bit rude

 

[Sue]

And here is where we'll greet the penguin delegation

Please don't post that scary penguin picture again, Pickman's model. It gives me the fear.

 

[glitch hiker]

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Just joking around waiting for Famine and Death to join them

 

[krtek a houby]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

"Between us, We're gonna make Ireland a nation once again..."

 

[Argonia]

May's knifing Boris Yeltsin in the back and making a bid to be the big fromage again but alas she's in the dustbin of history with all the rest of them.