PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[elbows]

Goves the one that criticised teachers for rewriting history and then compared the Crusades to the Salvation Army.

The Salvation Army are pretty grim to be fair.

 

[BillRiver]

The Salvation Army are pretty grim to be fair.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Pickman's model]

The Salvation Army are pretty grim to be fair.

Bring back the skeleton army

 

[Serene]

Goves the one that criticised teachers for rewriting history and then compared the Crusades to the Salvation Army.

BillRiver I am tongue in cheek, Am being silly. Dont take things I post so seriously.

 

[Pickman's model]

I think that people underestimate the importance of the US and UK alliance. I am not a fan of it but two warmongering countries with huge shared financial interests is a very big deal in the toilet of commons.

Wait till you see what Russia and China do next

 

[BillRiver]

BillRiver I am tongue in cheek, Am being silly. Dont take things I post so seriously.

I don't.

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't.

And you'd be right to as real silliness is a very serious matter

 

[elbows]

My thoughts exactly.

If I start going on about the brilliant little bits in Dennis Potters Lipstick on Your Collar which feature Bernard Hill, will anyone know what I'm talking about? I wish they were on youtube so I could use them when the Salvation Army come up.

 

[BillRiver]

If I start going on about the brilliant little bits in Dennis Potters Lipstick on your Collar which feature Bernard Hill, will anyone know what I'm talking about? I wish they were on youtube so I could use them when the Salvation Army come up.

Yes, I (somewhat vaguely) remember watching that as a teenager, with my parents. Also Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit, tv version.

 

[Argonia]

What a fucking bargain. Any Urbs takers?

Dominic Cummings has launched a Substack and will offer exclusive insights into life in No10 and his thoughts on Westminster for subscribers (£10 a month or £100 a year)

 

[Pickman's model]

What a fucking bargain. Any Urbs takers?

Dominic Cummings has launched a Substack and will offer exclusive insights into life in No10 and his thoughts on Westminster for subscribers (£10 a month or £100 a year)

Five minutes ought to suffice, would that be about 5p?

 

[Argonia]

Let's all chip in a penny and order five minutes.

 

[elbows]

Nah, I watched the pilot episode which used a committee setting and I found the pacing and lack of substance to be very off-putting. Not enough material, needs better writers and less reliance on facepalms in his acting.

 

[JimW]

He was better in that road movie farce.

 

[stavros]

A lot of my posts are tongue in cheek, and not me being serious. I cant take things very serious most of the time.

Does that make it difficult to criticise the current PM?

 

[Serene]

Does that make it difficult to criticise the current PM?

No it doesnt. I am trying to put across though, that I am not intending to annoy anyone, merely I am being facetious.

 

[stavros]

No it doesnt. I am trying to put across though, that I am not intending to annoy anyone, merely I am being facetious.

Don't worry, I was more pointing out that not taking things seriously is more of a problem for someone running the government of a somewhat major country, than it is for anyone else.

 

[steveo87]

Have I missed something?

With an 80 seat majority, polling that looks like this:

and a slice of soggy toast as Labour leader, I can't see him going anywhere for now.

He'll go of his own accord, it's why Gove and Hancock are stabbing each other in the back - they both want to replace him.

At that point, because it will definitely be Gove, they country will sink into the North Sea, destroyed by his habitual smugness.

 

[quiet guy]

What a fucking bargain. Any Urbs takers?

Dominic Cummings has launched a Substack and will offer exclusive insights into life in No10 and his thoughts on Westminster for subscribers (£10 a month or £100 a year)

Dear God, they really are in their own little world when come up with these whizz bang ideas.

 

[BillRiver]

No it doesnt. I am trying to put across though, that I am not intending to annoy anyone, merely I am being facetious.

Funnily enough, that can be really annoying, sometimes.

 

[Argonia]

Wanksock versus Gove? Don't rule out Mad Steve Baker as a dark horse to take the reins from ex Johnson.

 

[Argonia]

Then Mad Steve Baker could rule the Kingdom of Bakerlooville in the galaxy of Madeupia and all its citizens will be 100% happy in perpetuity.

 

[Pickman's model]

Then Mad Steve Baker could rule the Kingdom of Bakerlooville in the galaxy of Madeupia and all its citizens will be 100% happy in perpetuity.

Give him a five gram line of coke which doing for him will forever be known as the bakerloo line

 

[Spandex]

He'll go of his own accord, it's why Gove and Hancock are stabbing each other in the back - they both want to replace him.

At that point, because it will definitely be Gove, they country will sink into the North Sea, destroyed by his habitual smugness.

So we've gone from 'the regime - the former regime - is crumbling!' to 'the feckless cunt might decide he can't be arsed any more and fuck off to spend his time womanising and being paid a fortune to write the occasional bit of nonsense'.

The later seems more likely at this point.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[brogdale]

 

[BillRiver]

"#FACTCHECKTHAT @Spectator" - I love it! Ha ha.

 

[BillRiver]

Shame about her other tweets though.

 

[glitch hiker]

Wanksock versus Gove? Don't rule out Mad Steve Baker as a dark horse to take the reins from ex Johnson.

He'll have to defeat Sunak.

Baker's got no chance, he's an utter crank

 

[two sheds]

Johnson's tappets are a bit loose too