PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[elbows]

Oh I dont know, if he dies during the opening credits.

Although when the latest Bond film got repeatedly delayed by the pandemic I did find it unfortunate that it is titled No Time To Die.

 

[steveo87]

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What the hamster saw in that weird fever dream I once had.

 

[Pickman's model]

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Yeh the credits are the best bit where the nefandous Johnson is eviscerated by a rpg

 

[teqniq]

 

[Argonia]

Bye Bye Johnson. 2019-2021. It was such fun, it really was.

 

[Orang Utan]

Bye Bye Johnson. 2019-2021. It was such fun, it really was.

Eh? What do you know that we don’t?

 

[Argonia]

It's so self-evidently over. The whole shebang. I'd wager a Britcoin or two that 2021 is the year it all goes down faster than the Titanic. Historians will determine whether I'm right or wrong.

 

[Argonia]

Might be premature of course but Johnson's day is done.

 

[Orang Utan]

Might be premature of course but Johnson's day is done.

What makes you think that?

 

[Argonia]

It's collapsing. And for those of us who don't support it, it's hilarious to watch.

 

[Argonia]

We'll see how it goes. It might be 2021, might be 2022, who knows, but all legitimacy has gone from this awful regime.

 

[steveo87]

As soon as Covid became a thing, especially after Brexit, Johnson had his exit strategy.
He could either wait for a vaccine, which was obviously the case.
Or royally fuck up, and just skulk off into the shadows and wait for the Spectator to offer him the editors job again - which in the most modern Tory Party way possible, is also true.

Either way, he's got 'Brexit it done', and the flag shagging thundercunts will be happy about that.

 

[Orang Utan]

It's collapsing. And for those of us who don't support it, it's hilarious to watch.

What’s collapsing?

 

[Argonia]

The regime. Or should I say - former regime.

 

[Smangus]

The regime. Or should I say - former regime.

Can't say I see this atm.

 

[Argonia]

We'll see. Were I a betting man I'd put it on it being gone by the end of the year. Might be wrong. Who knows?

 

[Spandex]

It's collapsing. And for those of us who don't support it, it's hilarious to watch.

Have I missed something?

With an 80 seat majority, polling that looks like this:

and a slice of soggy toast as Labour leader, I can't see him going anywhere for now.

 

[Argonia]

That's one view. We'll see what happens.

 

[Smangus]

That's one view. We'll see what happens.

What leads you to this conclusion?

 

[Serene]

The citoyens of Cornwall are not happy that another "twát" from London has arrived for the G7 meeting. They said he, ( Bojo ), was eating a Cornish Pasty with a knife and fork, and has been buying up all the affordable housing. More to come.

 

[Argonia]

A lot of things all added together. Bit difficult to explain. But if I'm wrong I'm happy for my comments to be relayed to me in 2022 or 2023 and I'll accept that I was reading the runes wrong.

 

[DotCommunist]

yeah but this was a regular feature of reportage/recons on Trumps term, the big thing that was sure to fuck him soon but then always 'ah well, nevertheless'. Its an 80 seat majority, the only challenge is coming from one of his colleagues, and they're all similar stripes of arsehole.

 

[Smangus]

A lot of things all added together. Bit difficult to explain. But if I'm wrong I'm happy for my comments to be relayed to me in 2022 or 2023 and I'll accept that I was reading the runes wrong.

Ah ok, you check the runes and I'll give the pigs entrails a looksee

 

[Badgers]

What makes you think that?

If Biden has a say in it...

 

[Argonia]

Has Biden had a pop at Johnson, Badgers?

 

[Badgers]

Has Biden had a pop at Johnson, Badgers?

A little dig

 

[Argonia]

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

 

[existentialist]

We'll see. Were I a betting man I'd put it on it being gone by the end of the year. Might be wrong. Who knows?

I do think that when the end comes, things will unravel very rapidly, but Johnson is already well into unplumbed depths as far as corruption and incompetence go, and he's managed to stay disaster-proof so far, which makes it very hard to predict how and when it might all come to bits.

That said, it's clear that the Government has so far been able to remain unaccountable to any of the constraints or strictures of UK law...but if Biden is weighing in on behalf of the US, rather than Trump cheerleading him, then there is scope there for some kind of accountability - whether we like it or not, the US carries a fair bit of heft when it comes to things like Northern Ireland, and maybe even the UK's general behaviour.

It could get interesting.

 

[Badgers]

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

The hapless cunt can lie, steal, cheat on his partner's, let 100k + people die and ruin our European status but...

THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP

 

[elbows]

If I were to predict impending doom for Johnson it would mostly be on the basis of 'what happens to the vaccine bounce if this third wave is hideous and involves plenty of hospitalisations, deaths and new restrictions?'. Or 'what happens if the Brexit-Northern Ireland stuff heats up further and the USA get involved more dramatically?'