The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Told it to a Portuguese fella who has lived in England and he said the same joke is doing the rounds on Facebook here but has the Portuguese PM as the butt if the joke .I made a killing rejoinder
PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I do wonder if there's a book running on how long this marriage lasts, or how many kids he has before doing a runner...
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
with her, or with anyone else, or both?
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
equationgirl
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I
I think the bookies like to be clear on these things, so I'm going to say Bojo's kids with Carrie for the sake of clarity.Are these Carrie's kids we're talking about, or...?
By seconds
not-bono-ever
meh
I liked the flowers in her hair. Not exactly cutting criticism I know but yeh. You wouldn’t see Corbyn like that.the monster
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Used to give me roses
I wish he could again
But now he's on the inside
My life's gone down the drain
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
If it's a sign that they're going to San Fransisco, I'll like it too. They can take Piers Corbyn with them and set up a Weathermen cell.
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
One of the largest citizen-science weather-data aggregators is called Weather Underground. www.wunderground.com Which I assume can lead to a certain amount of confusion.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Way to big tbh, must be a pain in the arse to wear.
Wife wore her flowers better
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
If only. 
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Boris could be turfed out of Downing Street over bizarre 1829 law
Johnson's newly-revealed Catholicism is causing problems at Downing Street - Politics
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equationgirl
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Except he's not a practising Catholic (as far as I can find out) not is it newly found knowledge.
Still, never let the facts get in the way...
Still, never let the facts get in the way...
If only.
Boris could be turfed out of Downing Street over bizarre 1829 law
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Nah, that's grim. I want him booted out (and locked up) for his decisions, words, actions and behaviour, not that.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Agreed, unless beheading is involved as a punishment.
Yes I could make an exception for that. But I'd still prefer not - I'd prefer he was beheaded for his words, actions, etc... and as part of a wider revolt!
equationgirl
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We could all make an exception for a beheading.
What about being hung drawn and quartered?
Ideally I'd want him to die as slowly and painfully as possible, obvs. Also I'd like it to involve a significant element of public humiliation, please.
equationgirl
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I mean, 150,000 people have died because of him, there have to be some consequences.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I bet he likes humiliation though, he's from a public school background.
Not the kind I have in mind, he wouldn't.
maomao
普費斯
Mo Mowlam
Ooh, good call. It's easy to imagine her monstering the Tories and taking the country with her.
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