PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[equationgirl]

I think Cold War Steve must have been there.

 

[stavros]

And why my phone autocorrects Bojo to Bono every single fucking time I have no idea.

Mine cane up with Virus instead of Boris earlier.

If only Jeremy Hunt had won the the Tory leadership contest.

 

[Raheem]

Do his mates at the DUP know he's married a Catholic yet?

They know he's just taking the piss.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Sue]

Night and the City



Hangover Square


Victim

Erm...wrong thread...?

 

[Pickman's model]

Quatermass and the Pit

And the Johnson connection is...

 

[glitch hiker]

If only Jeremy Hunt had won the the Tory leadership contest.

Or Jeremy Corbyn

 

[elbows]

 

[tim]

And the Johnson connection is...

He was toying with the idea of reopening the mothballed Hobbs End Tube Station when he was Mayor. TFL management warned him of the dangers but he went down regardless. The trip made him the man he is today.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[two sheds]

Spoke to someone who'd just moved into the next village along from me who complained there was no mobile coverage. We haven't here either, I see it as a feature.

 

[two sheds]

I don't get too many visitors but in all the 20 years I've lived here I only remember one person who had a conversation on mobile while visiting.

 

[MrSki]

Doesn't look like the investment in Cornish infrastructure will improve much know it has lost its EU funding.

 

[Pickman's model]

Spoke to someone who'd just moved into the next village along from me who complained there was no mobile coverage. We haven't here either, I see it as a feature.

be careful what you wish for as you may find that the lack of mobile coverage was a bonus down the line

 

[two sheds]

be careful what you wish for as you may find that the lack of mobile coverage was a bonus down the line

it might become a problem when they switch landlines off

 

[tim]

it might become a problem when they switch landlines off

Landmines can always be relaid.

 

[A380]

 

[Artaxerxes]

The Conservative candidate for London mayor spent his entire campaign bitching about LTN's

 

[Puddy_Tat]

The Conservative candidate for London mayor spent his entire campaign bitching about LTN's

except when he was blaming mayor khan for the increase in the congestion charge (hours and / or price - i can't quite remember which) which was also a condition of the previous government bailout...

 

[tim]

except when he was blaming mayor khan for the increase in the congestion charge (hours and / or price - i can't quite remember which) which was also a condition of the previous government bailout...

Prime Minister Johnson
Mayor Khan
Do we really need to go down the unnecessary title path? It's not the sort of things proud Britons do, us it? Unless they're the sort of Britons you find in "Ivor the Engine".

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Do we really need to go down the unnecessary title path? It's not the sort of things proud Britons do, us it? Unless they're the sort of Britons you find in "Ivor the Engine".

i prefer not to refer to them by first names, that sounds too friendly.

i use titles where appropriate, like 'mayor khan', or 'that twat johnson' and so on

 

[Badgers]

Our new First Lady

All eyes on Carrie Johnson in first role as UK ‘first lady’ at G7 summit | Carrie Johnson | The Guardian

Newly wed, at 33 she may be youngest spouse but her political nous should serve her well in keeping the plus-ones happy

amp.theguardian.com

 

[kabbes]

Our new First Lady

The cunt’s adjunct.

 

[MickiQ]

The Conservative candidate for London mayor spent his entire campaign bitching about LTN's

Everything the last Tory candidate for Mayor said was drowned by the sound of the barrel being scraped, even by their low standards he came off as a wastrel.

 

[stavros]

Newly wed, at 33 she may be youngest spouse

That could change before a new PM.

 

[Espresso]

I see her name is now Carrie Johnson.
How weird that her name is now what he expects everyone to do for him anyway.

 

[The39thStep]

Don’t know if this has been posted up before but I love this

 

[MrSki]

Don’t know if this has been posted up before but I love this

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Yes it has. Near the top of this page.

 

[two sheds]

I made a killing rejoinder