PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[glitch hiker]

It's a beautiful morning.

And I fucking begrudge any ounce of happiness this piece of shit and the silly creature daft/greedy enough to marry him. Lest we forget the pandemic hasn't ended and in fact may be turning bad again.

"secret wedding" my flatulent arse.

 

[glitch hiker]

Not sure when this is from but more please.



ETA no masks so I guess pre-pandemic.

Wasn't that the morning after the Brexit referendum?

 

[Ax^]

Boris just cannot help himself

after making the rather fucking absurd claim that he can stay faithful to his new wife

he proclaimed he can build a Boris Boat for 200 million

 

[brogdale]

Boris just cannot help himself

after making the rather fucking absurd claim that he can stay faithful to his new wife

he proclaimed he can build a Boris Boat for 200 million

Johnson, the cunt.

 

[maomao]

after making the rather fucking absurd claim that he can stay faithful to his new wife

How do you know? Lots of people have open marriages.

 

[Steel Icarus]

How do you know? Lots of people have open marriages.

I think traditionally both parties have to agree

 

[Dr. Furface]

 

[Ax^]

How do you know? Lots of people have open marriages.

Boris has had a few of those


not sure if the Ex wives knew it was an open marriage

 

[bemused]

I wouldn't vote for Johnson, I'd at least hope he, his wife and their kid have a pleasant life. It's weird to me even on his wedding day he's doing the scruffy fool tie asunder gig; you'd think he'd take a day off.

 

[glitch hiker]

I wouldn't vote for Johnson, I'd at least hope he, his wife and their kid have a pleasant life. It's weird to me even on his wedding day he's doing the scruffy fool tie asunder gig; you'd think he'd take a day off.

Not if you had a carefully stagemanaged persona to maintain

 

[steveo87]

Not sure when this is from but more please.



ETA no masks so I guess pre-pandemic.

It's the day of the Brexit referdum


A photo of the happy couple. For a bloke who wears a suit, he's fucking terrible at it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I wouldn't vote for Johnson, I'd at least hope he, his wife and their kid have a pleasant life. It's weird to me even on his wedding day he's doing the scruffy fool tie asunder gig; you'd think he'd take a day off.

I have been overly angered by the attire. It takes a real level of privilege to walk around like that at the highest levels of power and social events and it winds me the fuck up considering how much I struggle not to look like a shabby fuck and get called out for being one over nothing.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

Catholic church doesn't recognise the divorce if the marriage wasn't Catholic. Neither of Bojo's previous marriages were Catholic so the Catholic church basically pretends they never happened.

I just assumed Indulgences had been paid out of Conservative Party funds and we’d be invited to chip in later.

 

[belboid]

As to the parishioners argument, Westminster Cathedral is a cathedral not a parish church and I can't imagine them turning even an ex-Prime-Minister down. Also if they were that keen on a snobby Catholic venue, wouldn't they have gone to the Bromton Oratory and wouldn't they have had a proper posh wedding rather than this rather furtive affair? There's not much class in sneaking in through the Cathedral back door

It is a parish church as well as being a cathedral. Quite a small parish but it does include parliament and buck pal

 

[Ax^]

hate wait a moment if Boris is claiming to be Catholic does that not mean he cannot be the prime minister

 

[Badgers]

 

[equationgirl]

hate wait a moment if Boris is claiming to be Catholic does that not mean he cannot be the prime minister

As far as I can tell he is not currently a Catholic, having converted to Anglicanism in his university years iirc. Carrie is a Catholic.

 

[Pickman's model]

Whatever else Boris Johnson is, being a divorcee is the least of his sins

 

[maomao]

Whatever else Boris Johnson is, being a divorcee is the least of his sins

It's a standard gender neutral form now. You wouldn't correct someone for saying actress now would you?

You edited that!

 

[andysays]

As far as I can tell he is not currently a Catholic, having converted to Anglicanism in his university years iirc. Carrie is a Catholic.

How do you know? Lots of people have open marriages.

For anyone who isn't aware (not necessarily the two posters I'm quoting), you don't have to be a Catholic to marry a Catholic in a Catholic ceremony, but you do have to agree to the standard/traditional Catholic vows, including monogamy.

 

[JimW]

...but you do have to agree to the standard/traditional Catholic vows, including monogamy.

They allow pine now too due to the environmental impact of importing tropical hardwoods.

 

[tim]

hate wait a moment if Boris is claiming to be Catholic does that not mean he cannot be the prime minister

No, he can't become Queen.

 

[Indeliblelink]

It's the day of the Brexit referdum
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A photo of the happy couple. For a bloke who wears a suit, he's fucking terrible at it.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's a standard gender neutral form now. You wouldn't correct someone for saying actress now would you?

You edited that!

If someone described Boris Johnson as an actress I would look askance at them

 

[BCBlues]

As far as I can tell he is not currently a Catholic, having converted to Anglicanism in his university years iirc. Carrie is a Catholic.

Do his mates at the DUP know he's married a Catholic yet?

 

[tim]

Quatermass and the Pit

 

[equationgirl]

Do his mates at the DUP know he's married a Catholic yet?

You'd have to ask them. I suspect he'd charm his way out of it though.

 

[MrSki]

You'd have to ask them. I suspect he'd charm his way out of it though.

Or bung them a billion.

 

[tim]

Night and the City



Hangover Square


Victim

 

[Artaxerxes]