PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Boris Sprinkler]

I have spent some time in recent days looking at the instagram accounts of various politicians. Including Johnson's. He posted this on March the 1st. Boris Johnson 100% confident our excellent NHS is ready for Coronavirus

Also, both him and patel seem to have alot of fake bots applauding everything they say. Its a bit sad really.

 

[MrSki]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

The toff twat can't even say the word vegan

 

[elbows]

Maybe he is just a fan of this twitter account.

 

[Badgers]

Johnson accused of ‘callous disregard for others’ over articles denouncing gun ban after Dunblane massacre

‘He wrote an article saying the handgun ban was like a nanny confiscating toys and a knee-jerk reaction. That’s the prime minister who said that’, family of 5-year-old girl lost in shooting says

www.independent.co.uk

Some old form

 

[GarveyLives]

As thousands of people died, or were about to die during the first wave of the Covid-19 pandemic, these were their priorities?​

 

[gosub]

Downing Street flat: PM cleared of misconduct but acted unwisely, says watchdog

Boris Johnson did not know some costs were initially covered by a Tory donor, a report says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good too know Boris still has the support of the Prime Minister

 

[BillRiver]

A dangerous cult now runs Britain – the worshippers at the Temple of Johnson | Marina Hyde

"The great puzzle is that so many of the people who talked about “the Corbyn cult” are so reluctant to face up to the fact of the Johnson cult. In many ways, Johnson is the much more classic cult leader. His decisions have led to the deaths of large numbers of people, and he’s got a lot of women pregnant."

 

[Ax^]

Downing Street flat: PM cleared of misconduct but acted unwisely, says watchdog

Boris Johnson did not know some costs were initially covered by a Tory donor, a report says.

www.bbc.co.uk

Good too know Boris still has the support of the Prime Minister

not sure what i'm more about this fuckwit getting away with peddling his arse around for wallpaper and getting away with it


or Hadcock getting to give contract to his sister company in which he has 20% of shares and thats also all ok


friggin madness

about as believe as England not be at all racist and the tory party not being full if islamophobias

fucking shit show

 

[not-bono-ever]

so who is playing marinus van der lubbe in this show ?

 

[MrSki]

 

[stavros]

A dangerous cult now runs Britain – the worshippers at the Temple of Johnson | Marina Hyde

"The great puzzle is that so many of the people who talked about “the Corbyn cult” are so reluctant to face up to the fact of the Johnson cult. In many ways, Johnson is the much more classic cult leader. His decisions have led to the deaths of large numbers of people, and he’s got a lot of women pregnant."

I know the Graun has a reputation for typos, but that paragraph is surely deliberate.

 

[not a trot]

Rumours that they tied the knot today.

 

[tim]

Rumours that they tied the knot today.

It's in the Daily Heil. However, it all seems a bit odd as it also says at Westminster Cathedral and the Church of Rome doesn't like divorce, hence the Reformation in England. Perhaps he has more influence over the Pope than Henry VIII had.
Mail on Sunday Exclusive: Boris and Carrie Symonds 'wed in secret'

 

[MrSki]

ETA

 

[equationgirl]

It's in the Daily Heil. However, it all seems a bit odd as it also says at Westminster Cathedral and the Church of Rome doesn't like divorce, hence the Reformation in England. Perhaps he has more influence over the Pope than Henry VIII had.
Mail on Sunday Exclusive: Boris and Carrie Symonds 'wed in secret'

Catholic church doesn't recognise the divorce if the marriage wasn't Catholic. Neither of Bojo's previous marriages were Catholic so the Catholic church basically pretends they never happened.

 

[equationgirl]

And why my phone autocorrects Bojo to Bono every single fucking time I have no idea.

 

[tim]

And why my phone autocorrects Bojo to Bono every single fucking time I have no idea.

Mine cane up with Virus instead of Boris earlier.

 

[equationgirl]

Mine cane up with Virus instead of Boris earlier.

More accurate I feel.

 

[Cerv]

so I guess the church doesn't post banns anymore. or at least one Westminster journalist would've noticed ahead of time

 

[equationgirl]

Interesting point Cerv

 

[T & P]

I used to think that Boris was a cunt, but on seeing the MoS front page today I might have to reconsider...



I mean, a bloke only having eyes for his wife on their wedding day is something most of us wish were decent and strong enough to accomplish. If I ever get married I wish I will be able to emulate Boris’s shining exemplary behaviour.

 

[elbows]

If I had appropriate photoshop skills then I could demonstrate that in my mind, he couldnt take his eyes off her because she had plucked them out and was wearing them as earrings.

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

Not sure when this is from but more please.



ETA no masks so I guess pre-pandemic.

 

[Badgers]

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Someone on Twitter made the point that spouses can't be compelled to give evidence against one another.

I suppose that might be a good reason for someone in Johnson's situation to get married hastily, given all the investigations and inquiries.

But I wonder if the reason for the hasty wedding - after they'd apparently sent out 'save the date' cards for 30 July next year - is that Johnson realises the game is up and he won't be in office by then, and so he had to get married now if he/she wanted to get married in Westminster Cathedral, because they probably won't be parishioners and won't be eligible to be married there in July next year?

 

[MrSki]

 

[tim]

Someone on Twitter made the point that spouses can't be compelled to give evidence against one another.

I suppose that might be a good reason for someone in Johnson's situation to get married hastily, given all the investigations and inquiries.

But I wonder if the reason for the hasty wedding - after they'd apparently sent out 'save the date' cards for 30 July next year - is that Johnson realises the game is up and he won't be in office by then, and so he had to get married now if he/she wanted to get married in Westminster Cathedral, because they probably won't be parishioners and won't be eligible to be married there in July next year?

Given the that the evidence needed for a 1001 investigations and enquiries is piled even higher than the bodies, spousal silence would make no difference.

As to the parishioners argument, Westminster Cathedral is a cathedral not a parish church and I can't imagine them turning even an ex-Prime-Minister down. Also if they were that keen on a snobby Catholic venue, wouldn't they have gone to the Bromton Oratory and wouldn't they have had a proper posh wedding rather than this rather furtive affair? There's not much class in sneaking in through the Cathedral back door

 

[bemused]

I wonder what's on the John Lewis wedding gift wish list?