PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Serene
Slightly disgruntled
C`est une blague.
. Marsha was his Mum.
Spandex
A crazy bulbous punchbag of sound
You don't hear much about B. Johnson's mum...C`est une blague.
But for the avoidance of doubt:
Johnson, M = LGBQT and AIDS activist. In the vanguard of the Stonewall riots. Died in New York in 1992.
Johnson, B = mass killer, celebrity journalist and sometime politician. Died a miserable death in prison in 2028.
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Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
he's such a fucking twat, johnson, i can't see how he's going to end well
Raheem
Well-Known Member
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
From 'Fungi from Yuggoth' by H.P. LovecraftThusly
Farmer Seth Atwood was past eighty when
He tried to sink that deep well by his door,
With only Eb to help him bore and bore.
We laughed, and hoped he’d soon be sane again.
And yet, instead, young Eb went crazy, too,
So that they shipped him to the county farm.
Seth bricked the well-mouth up as tight as glue—
Then hacked an artery in his gnarled left arm.
After the funeral we felt bound to get
Out to that well and rip the bricks away,
But all we saw were iron hand-holds set
Down a black hole deeper than we could say.
And yet we put the bricks back—for we found
The hole too deep for any line to sound.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
I hope whichever LGBT person it hit was ok
elbows
Well-Known Member
Yes, although other trade deals and EU rules also tend to include the same sort of requirements.
Raheem
Well-Known Member
I googled it after that message. It seems to be a case of signing up to something that we were previously members of anyway as part of the EU.
I suppose it will end up being the Emirates-Deutsche Bank Royal Yacht Queen Elizabeth or somesuch.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
hence the (initial run at least of) new 'blue' passports being made in poland by a french / dutch company
elbows
Well-Known Member
Mistress Delta-Variant may yet cut off his private parts and cramp his public grandstanding style.
Serene
Slightly disgruntled
I mean, saying that, there is no doubt that all are welcome. He has probably already put out an advert in the Telegraph that a vacancy has been created.
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Boris Johnson twice says that children of wealthy parents have access to private tutoring "because of their parents' hard work".
PM: "The kids of well-off parents - thanks to their hard work - have been able to rely on private tutoring. What the government is now doing is coming in on the side of all the other kids who don't get access to that tutoring."
Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
Boris Johnson falsely claiming not to have realised Brexit damage to Northern Ireland, senior Tory says
You mean "Lying"? Falsely claiming
I think that must mean Gavin (Lord) Barwell on Today this morning. It's worth listening to, because he refreshingly doesn't really hold back in his excoriation of Johnson and Frost.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I tutored someone for six months once who went to a fancy private school. She never ever ever did any of the homework I set her, so I would not have been surprised if she failed her exam. And her mother absolutely did not work, hard or otherwise.
maomao
普費斯
Normally the private education itself is enough. It's only the proper thickies that need a tutor as well. Most tutoring is for the aspirational working classes. I work in a school that is almost exclusively second and third generation immigrant in a working class part of London and every other kid has a tutor.
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
I would love to see all private schools abolished.
Lord Camomile
Yipchaa!
The argument that takes place inside my head, every time 
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