PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Please don't post that scary penguin picture again, Pickman's model. It gives me the fear.

i'm told that boris johnson has seen it and sent someone to retrieve clean trousers from his flat

 

[elbows]

Johnson overcompensating for problems with the special relationship (eg Biden hating him) and his dislike of the term by coming up with 'indestructible relationship' instead. I wonder if this will end up like his use of 'irreversible' in regards the pandemic restrictions easing, where he soon felt the need to stick the word 'hopefully' in front of it.

G7: UK and US have an 'indestructible relationship', PM says

Boris Johnson tells the BBC he has coined a new term for the so-called special relationship.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

Johnson overcompensating for problems with the special relationship (eg Biden hating him) and his dislike of the term by coming up with 'indestructible relationship' instead. I wonder if this will end up like his use of 'irreversible' in regards the pandemic restrictions easing, where he soon felt the need to stick the word 'hopefully' in front of it.

G7: UK and US have an 'indestructible relationship', PM says

Boris Johnson tells the BBC he has coined a new term for the so-called special relationship.

www.bbc.co.uk

how will johnson explain the destruction of this indestructible relationship?

 

[BCBlues]

how will johnson explain the destruction of this indestructible relationship?

He'll get Priti Patel to do it then no will will ever work it out

 

[MrSki]

 

[eatmorecheese]

Almost as though it was set up for a caption competition...

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I liked one that i saw yesterday with Biden asking blustercunt if that was the new Rosslare to Dunkirk ferry.

"There be penguins out there my Limey friend. Penguins waiting for your sorry ass..."

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I was about to post a hilarious caption, but look at Joe's creepy right hand. He's clearly casting a spell.

 

[Argonia]

Number 10 Drowning Street. Sayonara. さようなら.

 

[Pickman's model]

I was about to post a hilarious caption, but look at Joe's creepy right hand. He's clearly casting a spell.

Not many people know biden's been a gardnerian witch for many years

 

[elbows]

Mistress Delta-Variant may yet cut off his private parts and cramp his public grandstanding style.

Still early days but I will continue to keep an eye on this side of things.

 

[Serene]

The photo is about Biden wanting a wife-swap for the evening, as they consider this part of business in the "special relationship" between the two countries, Johnson is pensively listening to his request. Trump wanted to sleep with the Queen allegedly when he visited Britain.

 

[quiet guy]

Don't worry son, not long before you can have an ice cream and play in the sand

 

[Badgers]

#GreasedPiglet

 

[Pickman's model]

#GreasedPiglet

When biden promised Johnson deliverance auld Boris thought all his problems were solved. Only later did he realise what biden meant.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Dogsauce]

Common error - seagull shit is orangy brown (having once had to pick it out of my ear)

 

[MrSki]

Common error - seagull shit is orangy brown (having once had to pick it out of my ear)

Surely that depends on what it has eaten?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Surely that depends on what it has eaten?

Why? I eat Weetabix, my shit's brown. I eat radishes - brown. Cheeseburgers - checks notes brown

 

[MrSki]

Why? I eat Weetabix, my shit's brown. I eat radishes - brown. Cheeseburgers - checks notes brown

Have you ever been on a Guinness session or drunk a load of red wine?

Does your shit smell?

 

[Badgers]

 

[Argonia]

Is he interviewing him for his impending criminal trial?

 

[Calamity1971]

How much more of this! It's ya job you utter wanker. FFS.

 

[Badgers]

 

[equationgirl]

I think there's some tweets missing Badgers, those don't make sense (at least not to me).

 

[Argonia]

Do any of the journalists in 21st century Britain make any sense?

 

[equationgirl]

Do any of the journalists in 21st century Britain make any sense?

Now that sounds like an essay question for sixth formers.

 

[Argonia]

I miss sixth form. Was preparing for university life and the transition to some form of adulthood. It was an interesting time though it was in Hopeless Britain PLC of the 1990s so it was rather unsatisfactory at the same time.

 

[equationgirl]

I couldn't wait to leave sixth form to go to university.

I miss sixth form. Was preparing for university life and the transition to some form of adulthood. It was an interesting time though it was in Hopeless Britain PLC of the 1990s so it was rather unsatisfactory at the same time.

 

[Argonia]

I couldn't wait to leave sixth form to go to university.

I had a couple of outstanding History teachers in sixth form who really encouraged and inspired me (and a bit of a ropey one who didn't know anything unless it was in his notes but I guess the guy was doing his best). It was a strange time, those years, the last vestiges of Thactherism-Majorism. A strange time. But I had great friends at school and together we formed punk banks and wrote fanzines and put on shows to 10 people in rubbish pubs with gruff landlords who didn;'t really like us.

But anyway - the past is a foreign country. We did things differently there.

 

[Argonia]

It'[s a new era. Enjoy it folks.