PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Argonia]

Forget the past. Go local. Organise and mobilise. Accelerate and catalyse.

From Jacobin Magazine:

In Britain, even as the Labour Party is in turmoil at the national level, left-wing city councils in places like Preston are bringing socialist policies to life at the local level.

 

[two sheds]

Was wondering how the Preston model is doing - well it seems.

Preston is a lesson for Labour: show communities you can deliver change | Matthew Brown

Our council has boosted the economy and won over Labour voters. It’s a model that could work across the UK, says city council leader Matthew Brown

www.theguardian.com

 

[Argonia]

Was wondering how the Preston model is doing - well it seems.

Preston is a lesson for Labour: show communities you can deliver change | Matthew Brown

Our council has boosted the economy and won over Labour voters. It’s a model that could work across the UK, says city council leader Matthew Brown

www.theguardian.com

Look forward to visiting. Surrey where I live isn't really going too much left (it's pretty right territory) but it's reforming. The Residents and Villages party for example have local councillors who aren't members of the Failed State.

 

[Calamity1971]

He. Flew. To. Fucking. Cornwall.


At least the other shower of cunts live abroad

And treated the other leaders to a red arrows display. Google informs me it costs 4,100 quid in fuel for each plane for an hour in the air. How's that for fucking climate change . The cunt.

 

[Dystopiary]

Common error - seagull shit is orangy brown (having once had to pick it out of my ear)

Surely that depends on what it has eaten?

Why? I eat Weetabix, my shit's brown. I eat radishes - brown. Cheeseburgers - checks notes brown

It's milkshake.

 

[Argonia]

Mordaunt is knifing them in the back and making a bid. But she's in Trotsky's dustbin of history with the rest of them. This is fucking hilarious to watch at last.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Missed this - what has mourdant been up to ?

 

[Argonia]

Missed this - what has mourdant been up to ?

Just saw in the i paper. Then got bored and looked at something interesting instead.

 

[Calamity1971]

Missed this - what has mourdant been up to ?

I've searched. All I can find is that she's wrote a book on post Brexit Britain?

 

[glitch hiker]

Mordaunt is knifing them in the back and making a bid. But she's in Trotsky's dustbin of history with the rest of them. This is fucking hilarious to watch at last.

what's she done?

 

[Argonia]

what's she done?

Just trying to grab some limelight in the Former Regime's Propaganda Machine Orwellian Telescreen. I can;t be bothered following it anymore. I'm off to look at things I enjoy looking at instead.

 

[maomao]

I've searched. All I can find is that she's wrote a book on post Brexit Britain?

I think he means this:

Penny Mordaunt: 'The nation will be served best if we bring people together'

As a female Brexiter who supported Jeremy Hunt for the Tory leadership, Mordaunt says 'the nation will be served best if we bring people together'.

inews.co.uk

 

[Argonia]

Speak elsewhere folks. I'm out of this thread.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[quiet guy]

Doing his best Del Boy impression with Merkel playing the part of Trigger.

 

[BillRiver]

Utter unadulterated meaningless word spunk

His dominatrix gave him some phrases to include, she didn't tell him how or when. He is nothing if not obedient to his domme.

 

[brogdale]

 

[Badgers]

So...

June 21st as 'the man who saved Christmas' promised?

Or July as the 'man who ruined summer' has leaked to the press as per usual?

 

[Pickman's model]

So...

June 21st as 'the man who saved Christmas' promised?

Or July as the 'man who ruined summer' has leaked to the press as per usual?

january. 2023.

 

[Pickman's model]

His dominatrix gave him some phrases to include, she didn't tell him how or when. He is nothing if not obedient to his domme.

he is nothing

 

[equationgirl]

That troll is the most realistic depiction of Boris I've seen yet.

 

[Pickman's model]

That troll is the most realistic depiction of Boris I've seen yet.

it's too favourable a representation

 

[UrbaneFox]

His diplomatic gift to President Biden has impressed no-one, according to thecanary.co

Biden gave him a $6,000 custom-made bicycle and helmet, with the USA and UK flags printed on the frame; BJ gave him a framed photo of US anti-slavery campaigner, Frederick Douglass, that can be downloaded from Wikipedia.

Not so much the cost, but the thought and effort put in to it has raised eyebrows.

 

[elbows]

Biden gave him a $6,000 custom-made bicycle and helmet

The owner, Stephen Bilenky, was contacted by the US state department on 23 May about designing the bike and a matching helmet, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported.

It says the budget was just $1,500 (£1,060), a third of the minimum price the firm charges.

G7 summit: Joe Biden gifts Boris Johnson custom-made bike

The red, white and blue machine was built in record time by a Philadelphia business with four staff.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

His diplomatic gift to President Biden has impressed no-one, according to thecanary.co

Biden gave him a $6,000 custom-made bicycle and helmet, with the USA and UK flags printed on the frame; BJ gave him a framed photo of US anti-slavery campaigner, Frederick Douglass, that can be downloaded from Wikipedia.

Not so much the cost, but the thought and effort put in to it has raised eyebrows.

not to mention that if johnson wants to keep it he'll have to pay a lot of money

from the ministerial code

 

[two sheds]

oh dear he'll have to be found guilty of acting unlawfully again that'll teach him

 

[existentialist]

His diplomatic gift to President Biden has impressed no-one, according to thecanary.co

Biden gave him a $6,000 custom-made bicycle and helmet, with the USA and UK flags printed on the frame; BJ gave him a framed photo of US anti-slavery campaigner, Frederick Douglass, that can be downloaded from Wikipedia.

Not so much the cost, but the thought and effort put in to it has raised eyebrows.

And, no doubt, in BorisThink (tm), the slavery poster means "You bastards had to get rid of slavery, so we're better than you".

 

[Raheem]

And, no doubt, in BorisThink (tm), the slavery poster means "You bastards had to get rid of slavery, so we're better than you".

Wonder if it may have been a case of "What can we give him that will prove I'm not a racist?"

 

[MrSki]

Is he pissed?

 

[quiet guy]

His diplomatic gift to President Biden has impressed no-one, according to thecanary.co

Biden gave him a $6,000 custom-made bicycle and helmet, with the USA and UK flags printed on the frame; BJ gave him a framed photo of US anti-slavery campaigner, Frederick Douglass, that can be downloaded from Wikipedia.

Not so much the cost, but the thought and effort put in to it has raised eyebrows.

This is because he couldn't grift a better gift from one of his many sponsors