PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Smangus]

Is he pissed?

What's sign language for ah ,um? err?

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

 

[Chilli.s]

Even more of a gibbering buffoon than he normally is

 

[Artaxerxes]

Is he pissed?

Think the sign language interpreter is just giving up by the end of that.

Is Boris having a stroke?

 

[Supine]

Is Boris having a stroke?

I’d pay to see that

 

[Argonia]

Think the sign language interpreter is just giving up by the end of that.

Is Boris having a stroke?

Perhaps the Great Man of History and our Churchill is preparing his lines for his forthcoming criminal trial now we're seeing the beginnings of a separation of powers between exeucitve and judiciary? And why on earth haven't the police force arrested him with immediate effrect?

Sorry I was trying to leave this thread but I couldn't resist another dig. Bad of me really. Goodbye Boris Yeltsin.

Boris Yeltsin - Google Search

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[Artaxerxes]

I’d pay to see that

 

[Pickman's model]

I’d pay to see that

i'd pay to induce it

 

[Pickman's model]

Even more of a gibbering buffoon than he normally is

careful, the antient order of gibbering buffoons take great exception to this sort of calumny

 

[Badgers]

Just a reminder.

 

[Pickman's model]

Just a reminder.

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time to hand him a pistol with one bullet in it

but he might miss

 

[Badgers]

Think the sign language interpreter is just giving up by the end of that.

Is Boris having a stroke?

Drunk

 

[steveseagull]

So was he pissed up last night or what? I remember the days when the BBC used to constantly comment on Boris Yeltsin being pissed up.

 

[Pickman's model]

So was he pissed up last night or what? I remember the days when the BBC used to constantly comment on Boris Yeltsin being pissed up.

johnson doesn't

 

[killer b]

Perhaps the Great Man of History and our Churchill is preparing his lines for his forthcoming criminal trial now we're seeing the beginnings of a separation of powers between exeucitve and judiciary?

Sorry I was trying to leave this thread but I couldn't resist another dig. Bad of me really. Goodbye Boris Yeltsin.

I know the world right now is bleak and miserable, but I don't think it's wise to make up one to live in instead. It can only lead to disappointment.

 

[Artaxerxes]

So was he pissed up last night or what? I remember the days when the BBC used to constantly comment on Boris Yeltsin being pissed up.

The bbc news once did actual reporting rather than parrot press releases

 

[Argonia]

The bbc news once did actual reporting rather than parrot press releases

My aunt Jenny worked for them before she retired. File on Four on Radio 4. A proper journalist asking difficult questions to power. But she was managed by chumps, fools, buffoons, morons, idiots, twats and fuckwits like everytihing else in Hopeless Britain so only 3 people ever listened to her important programmes.

 

[Badgers]

Irreversible

 

[Artaxerxes]

My aunt Jenny worked for them before she retired. File on Four on Radio 4. A proper journalist asking difficult questions to power. But she was managed by chumps, fools, buffoons, morons, idiots, twats and fuckwits like everytihing else in Hopeless Britain so only 3 people ever listened to her important programmes.

Dad used to work for itv and central before moving into the papers (though that was something he’d always done especially at start of career)

The changes in the industry have been astonishing. Especially post-2000s

 

[Pickman's model]

Irreversible

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rumours members of the cabinet are running a sweepstake on the numbers of dead over the next month have been denied by number ten

 

[Argonia]

Dad used to work for itv and central before moving into the papers (though that was something he’d always done especially at start of career)

The changes in the industry have been astonishing. Especially post-2000s

My father worked at Radio London and Radio Solent in the 1970s. He held power to account. But divorced my mum when I was 2 so I never really knew him.

 

[quiet guy]

Boris has a new tune and phrase

Oops! I did it again.

 

[stavros]

As a resident of East Anglia can I ask the mods to please ban MrSki ?

 

[Lucy Fur]

As a resident of East Anglia can I ask the mods to please ban MrSki ?

Come now, don't be coy. You bleeding love it don't ya

 

[Pickman's model]

As a resident of East Anglia can I ask the mods to please ban MrSki ?

You can ask what you like

 

[CNT36]

And treated the other leaders to a red arrows display. Google informs me it costs 4,100 quid in fuel for each plane for an hour in the air. How's that for fucking climate change . The cunt.

While locals were told by the Police to stay at home, obey Covid regulations and don't go out to watch them. They stopped short of telling us plebs to look at the floor at all times.

 

[elbows]

From Cummings 'evidence' blog:

On 20 April, Hancock faced intense pressure. Under Raab, the meetings were less pleasant for everybody but much more productive because unlike the PM a) Raab can chair meetings properly instead of telling rambling stories and jokes, b) he let good officials actually question people so we started to get to the truth, unlike the PM who as soon as things get ‘a bit embarrassing’ does the whole ‘let’s take it offline’ shtick before shouting ‘forward to victory’, doing a thumbs-up and pegging it out of the room before anybody can disagree.

 

[two sheds]

That does have the ring of truth about it

 

[equationgirl]

Yeah I'd buy Boris doing meetings like that.