PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Struwwelpeter
Earthling
I hope that's real and not a mash-up. If it's real, where is it because I want to be one of their customers.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
It's in keeping with the source quote, which was, "We have an oven-ready deal, so let's put it in the microwave".
maomao
普費斯
Yes, I understand that, thank you. But it makes no sense as an advertising board for a catering establishment which makes me doubt it's veracity.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Is a joke mate.
dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
WATCH: German TV mocks Boris Johnson and Brexit in 'The Clown' parody
A German television show has mocked Boris Johnson and his Brexit proposals in a spoof of Netflix's The Crown entitled 'The Clown'.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Such bantz
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
It is at least a couple of months old.
steveseagull
Well-Known Member
Right. this fucking bell end. Too cowardly to do this whilst parliament was sitting......
hipipol
Peckham Wry
The new strain with a "possible" increase in infectivity is the Chaos Cabinets excuse for having to pull back on ludicrously optimistic Crimbo Party promises, predicated as it was on projections from Imperial - they of the 100k dead by Christmas tosh back in Nov - ZOE data does not seem to back this Cassandra's assesment. The terrified ferret faced Hancock appearing on TV, "the strain is running wild, its out of control" - what sort of imbecile is this thing? - no wonder France wants bugger all to do with us. In order to dig their sorry stupid asses out of their rigid and impossible statements, they have clutched at one speech, in which it was admitted this is in fact pretty much pure speculation - more data needed etc. Been around since Sept, no increase in deaths, infection rate showing no difference direct correlation of increase to new strain. Omnishaby "Shambles" Johnson...well he just shambles on........grabbing at any reason to claim justification as to why he's really a decent bloke!!
Witless fart
Witless fart
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
And inhaleThe new strain with a "possible" increase in infectivity is the Chaos Cabinets excuse for having to pull back on ludicrously optimistic Crimbo Party promises, predicated as it was on projections from Imperial - they of the 100k dead by Christmas tosh back in Nov - ZOE data does not seem to back this Cassandra's assesment. The terrified ferret faced Hancock appearing on TV, "the strain is running wild, its out of control" - what sort of imbecile is this thing? - no wonder France wants bugger all to do with us. In order to dig their sorry stupid asses out of their rigid and impossible statements, they have clutched at one speech, in which it was admitted this is in fact pretty much pure speculation - more data needed etc. Been around since Sept, no increase in deaths, infection rate showing no difference direct correlation of increase to new strain. Omnishaby "Shambles" Johnson...well he just shambles on........grabbing at any reason to claim justification as to why he's really a decent bloke!!
2hats
Dust.
Oh dear. Apologies for dragging you back into the real world...
That's 100k by the end of the year modelled back in April for releasing lockdown with only shielding thereafter.
Meanwhile... Coronavirus (COVID-19) latest insights - Office for National Statistics
two weeks ago there were at least 78k COVID related deaths across the UK; plus at least another 4k since then.
We are pretty much there minus a wafer saved by a few, subsequent, half-baked, reluctant mitigations from the magical thinking school of government.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
And the government's inability to count
tony.c
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Fresh from overruling the watchdog on whether Priti Patel is a bully, the PM now discards the advice of another independent commission to give honours for cash.
Peerages have always been bent as hell, before you even get to the concept of the HoL. However, this is such a blatant up yours.
Peerages have always been bent as hell, before you even get to the concept of the HoL. However, this is such a blatant up yours.
Steel Icarus
maybe I'm a maze
I really, really hope Johnson is stupid enough to think he can get away with Christmas at Chequers
hipipol
Peckham Wry
If you are going to post links, its a good idea to read em, - the ONS link says ," 72,546 mentioned COVID-19 on the death certificate " - where did you get the 78k figure? - dated the 22.12.2020, NOT 2 weeks ago
So three days out from Christmas we are still nearly 30k short, not as you claim pretty much matched
Click on the tab marked "Deaths" on the link you posted, you will get the latest figure as quoted above
The original pub of the Imperial Data was March-ish, but Imperial them selves published an analysis of their data by Endinburgh Uni that backed the March conclusions 08.10.2020 BMJ study confirms Imperial COVID-19 projections | Imperial News | Imperial College London - so yeah they were still backing their position - so have another little think eh?
Dont bother trying to "drag me back" into other aspects of your "genius" analytical methods, mine was a spur of the moment rant which proves to be reasonably accurate, you had time to think and produced tosh - Dont try to be a smart arse when you cant even be bothered read properly are obviously just an Arse
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2hats
Dust.
Clue: The ONS publish data for England and Wales.
hipipol
Peckham Wry
WTF? Cryptic clues? In what way does your "statement" change the deaths reading to match your claims?
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