PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[stavros]

It’s already assumed to be just a political stunt so he can claim to have tried his best to get a deal. No reason for him to go.

Does that not set him as having failed if he doesn't get a deal?

 

[existentialist]

Does that not set him as having failed if he doesn't get a deal?

He's good at dealing with failure. In fact, it appears to be his main skill.

 

[Ax^]

Hey he may of finally stop the expansion of heathrow

as no fucker wants to send goods from the UK anymore

so that is sort of a win

 

[agricola]

Hey he may of finally stop the expansion of heathrow

as no fucker wants to send goods from the UK anymore

so that is sort of a win

Unlikely - they'll still bulldoze people's homes for a lorry park / marshalling yard and then start a culture war argument over whether the crossing on the rail line there is the only one in London. Anyone who points out the one in Greenwich is remainer scum.

 

[Artaxerxes]

It’s already assumed to be just a political stunt so he can claim to have tried his best to get a deal. No reason for him to go.

Its 50/50 on this or that they have a deal but Boris wants to be the one to come home with it.

Fundamentally he wants to be loved but he can't seem to grasp that he's permanently pissed off 48% of the country.

 

[Ax^]

hopefully the deal he come back with pisses off the other 52 % of the population


just hopefully someone sticks a blade in pob before he can grasp power

 

[brogdale]

Its 50/50 on this or that they have a deal but Boris wants to be the one to come home with it.

Fundamentally he wants to be loved but he can't seem to grasp that he's permanently pissed off 48% of the country.

Remember only 37% of the electorate actually voted for Leave, that's about 26% of the UK population.

 

[MrSki]

 

[stavros]

The EU is apparently insisting on terms "no PM could accept".

Point 1 in their proposed deal: don't be a cunt.

 

[Kaka Tim]

either johnson is going for "no deal" (which will be fucking terrible - and utterly pointless cos the uk will have to come up with a deal with EU whatever)
or he is going to cave in to their terms whilst pretending he got some big concessions - then try to billy bullshit his own party.

Option 2 makes most sense - but fuck knows with this cunt tbh

 

[Supine]

He may well run us over the cliff into no deal and then resign. Same trick Cameron played after loosing the referendum.

 

[Serene]

either johnson is going for "no deal" (which will be fucking terrible - and utterly pointless cos the uk will have to come up with a deal with EU whatever)
or he is going to cave in to their terms whilst pretending he got some big concessions - then try to billy bullshit his own party.

Option 2 makes most sense - but fuck knows with this cunt tbh

Yes option 2. Particularly as he gambled on Trump winning and Biden doesnt like Brexit or the Tories.

 

[stavros]

It was good hearing Gove squirm to (not) answer for Johnson's broken promises on the radio this morning.

 

[existentialist]

I think he's delusional enough to believe that if the Plucky Brit stands up to Johnny Foreigner firmly enough, the latter will quail in the face of our Britishness. Well, that and them not liking the taste of cold steel, etc., very well...ALONE, yada yada yada.

He's going to be as shocked as anyone when it all falls flat on its face.

 

[teqniq]

What.

 

[Ax^]

I think he's delusional enough to believe that if the Plucky Brit stands up to Johnny Foreigner firmly enough, the latter will quail in the face of our Britishness. Well, that and them not liking the taste of cold steel, etc., very well...ALONE, yada yada yada.

He's going to be as shocked as anyone when it all falls flat on its face.

We are talking about a fella who walked away left his wife when she was going thru some serious medical issues

and has pretty much failed at ever position he has held, this might teach him he is not Churchill but thats about it

Boris will watch it burn around him and maybe resign
which he caught for walking around hospitals thinking it was important to shake hands with everyone as a sign of strength

More than likely he could walk away from this mess and spend a worryingly long media career snipping from the side lines that he could of sorted it all if it was not
for the pesky remainers, the deceitful eu negotiators who want to take away british "freedom" and the side effects of catching the deadly virus

 

[Serene]

Allegedly Boris asked Ursula von der Leyen if she wanted to go to a Night Club and have a few drinks after they finished the first talks. He told her she was beautiful.

 

[Serene]

Apparently when they landed he told the Airport staff that he was unsure if they would have to parachute in at night in case the Luftwaffe got them. He then spent an hour walking around Brussels trying to find somewhere that was open to buy some cans. He ended up with 12 cans of Skol. He had to go back out again as soon as he fridged the cans as he had forgotten to get some fags.

 

[existentialist]

Apparently when they landed he told the Airport staff that he was unsure if they would have to parachute in at night in case the Luftwaffe got them. He then spent an hour walking around Brussels trying to find somewhere that was open to buy some cans. He ended up with 12 cans of Skol. He had to go back out again as soon as he fridged the cans as he had forgotten to get some fags.

I am beginning to doubt the veracity of some of these accounts

 

[Serene]

I am beginning to doubt the veracity of some of these accounts

Ok I made some of it up. My post is as true as most of the funny Newspaper stories.

 

[stavros]

Ok I made some of it up.

Congratulations; you've been appointed to the post of Brussels correspondent at the Daily Telegraph in 1989.

 

[Serene]

So far today at the talks he has lied about farting at the dinner table and was caught trying to by some E in the side street during the break.

 

[Orang Utan]

Ninj

 

[bimble]

This is pretty good. On Johnson’s smirk when he lies.

Boris Johnson’s smirk as he lies is the most honest thing about him | Tom Peck

All the prime minister’s lies, and they are many, are full-throated and real – the smirk is a flash of self-awareness

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Artaxerxes]

I don't think I've ever actually had a mung bean.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I don't think I've ever actually had a mung bean.

Don't bother

 

[maomao]

Beansprouts commonly eaten in Chinese takeaway food are the sprouts of the mung bean plant. But as for the beans themselves, you're not missing much. The Chinese make a cold soup for drinking in summer out of them and it's rank.

 

[Aladdin]

How did the world end up with Trump and Boris ... together?
They've fucked up the US and the UK.

I cant understand why people are not storming Westminster and fucking the tories out!!!

Seriously.
Gunpowder plot 2 is really due.

 

[brogdale]

How did the world end up with Trump and Boris ... together?
They've fucked up the US and the UK.

I cant understand why people are not storming Westminster and fucking the tories out!!!

Seriously.
Gunpowder plot 2 is really due.

Johnson.

 

[Serge Forward]

How did the world end up with Trump and Boris ... together?

Low levels of class consciousness, culmination of the last 40 years of mass depoliticisation and a cultivation of the "me me me" society.