PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Artaxerxes]

And why does it need to be such a big spending boost for the military? The biggest since the end of the Cold War.

A cabinent of armchair SAS.

 

[hash tag]

Fucking Johnson waving his willy about, again. Another vanity project to prove to everyone internationally, that he's got what it takes to have the biggest and best.
Makes me want to fight for peace.

 

[hash tag]

There are no surprises here CAAT - CAAT urges rethink on UK military spending increase: “a totally inappropriate response to the pandemic”

I think I might be giving CAAT a Christmas present this year.

 

[stavros]

Announcing 16 billion on defence

Hungry children around the country say, "Fair enough".

 

[Fairweather]

This mob are shamelessly bent.

 

[likesfish]

We are going to get Frigates with Frikking Lasers pew pew pew

 

[Pickman's model]

We are going to get Frigates with Frikking Lasers pew pew pew

Manned by chaplains I hear

 

[Pickman's model]

A cabinent of armchair SAS.

Look forward to when they're penguin bellies full of armchair sas

 

[MrSki]

Johnson at today's PMQs.

 

[Roadkill]

There is no way in hell it's naïve, it's completely deliberate and a constant dog whistle in accordance with his politics, venal personality and views of the audience he is addressing . Don't fall for that line of argument, it's carefully crafted to ensure plausible deniability in an "Oh, I didn't realise it was offensive, sorry about that" sort of way.

I'd say it's a bit of both. He can and does dog-whistle, but he's also stupid enough to stick his foot in it from time to time.

 

[Serene]

 

[not a trot]

Johnson at today's PMQs.

Was he on drugs ?

 

[two sheds]

Do we know what he was responding to?

 

[Smangus]

Look forward to when they're penguin bellies full of armchair sas

What urban's Hibernian pensioner got to do with this?

 

[Orang Utan]

Do we know what he was responding to?

Keir Starmer

 

[quiet guy]

The rise in military spending is disgraceful but it's inline with rest of the vanity projects these cunts are continuing with, HS2, Brexit etc.

 

[two sheds]

Keir Starmer

Ta - sorry if it was posted before I can't see it in Firefox

 

[MrSki]

Do we know what he was responding to?

It was during Starmer's questions but could of been when he asked Starmer a question about Corbyn & the speaker told him it was PMQs not LOTO questions.

Edit here is the clip. Already posted by Orang Utan

 

[stavros]

I like the threat to mute him at the end.

 

[not-bono-ever]

I wish this fucking prick would stop talking in metaphors. It’s doing my cake in trying to work out what he is in about

 

[Pickman's model]

I wish this fucking prick would stop talking

C4U

 

[stavros]

I wish this fucking prick would stop talking in metaphors. It’s doing my cake in trying to work out what he is in about

I wouldn't if I were him: talking pseudo-intellectual bollocks has got him to where he always wanted to be.

 

[brogdale]

Brady laying into the 'government' and Johnson's face is a picture...

 

[Pickman's model]

Brady laying into the 'government' and Johnson's face is a picture...

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[MrSki]

 

[stavros]

Brady laying into the 'government' and Johnson's face is a picture...

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That photo would be improved if Brady leaned forward a little.

 

[Pickman's model]

Perhaps bj could be locked away at a home for the criminally inept

 

[quiet guy]

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[stavros]

It'll be interesting to see how they spin whatever comes out of his face-to-face with von der Leyen this week.

 

[Dogsauce]

It'll be interesting to see how they spin whatever comes out of his face-to-face with von der Leyen this week.

It’s already assumed to be just a political stunt so he can claim to have tried his best to get a deal. No reason for him to go.